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Wario Wario Wario

Wario Wario Wario

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  • Wario Wario Wario
    When you start a job at Google, you get a colourful propeller hat that reads "Noogler"

    I've read that Google employees aren't forced to wear Noogler hats, and I'm not sure if that makes it better (Google aren't forcing people to embarass themselves) or worse (people are embarassing themselves by choice.)
    Wario Wario Wario
    The single worst game design decision in Smash history - possibly Nintendo history as a whole - is the rightmost cloud on Super Happy Tree. Why is it there, and why did they keep it when they brought back the stage in SSBU? At best it encourages camping! Shame too, one of the most aesthetically pleasing stages in the series.
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    This is Randall slander!

    Besides, most players don't play with hazards on.
    Wario Wario Wario
    Since fake Mario spin-off rosters are always on the mind for me, I decided to make a roster for the cancelled Mario Spikers game - albeit an extremely conservative roster that exclusively uses charactsrs who I feel are fit for wrestling, regardless of popularity or marketability.
    Mario
    Wario
    Bowser
    Roy
    Morton
    Daisy
    Boom Boom
    Pom Pom
    DK
    Funky Kong
    K. Rool
    Klump
    Lord Fredrik
    Rambi
    Birdetta
    Spewart
    Foreman Spike
    Spike
    Hammer Bro.
    Petey Piranha
    King Bob-Omb
    Chargin’ Chuck
    Whomp King
    Mouser
    Dribble
    Captain Syrup
    Wario Wario Wario
    45 points again, this time we're making Mario Kart.
    20GenoK. RoolAshleyVivianOogtarMartyDimentioFawfulSonic
    10GoombaJimmy T.Boom BoomKamekCappyChain ChompCranky KongCaptain SyrupCaptain Falcon
    8PoochyFever, Chill and WeirdRambiE. GaddBroodalsMidbusMouserOrbulonKirby
    6Dribble and SpitzHammer BroPlessieLanky KongHelen GraveleyToadsworthForeman SpikeMonaPikachu
    5PenguinThe StorkTatangaPiantaStanleyBiddybudConkdorPokeySquid Sisters
    3SidestepperMotley BossblobAqualeaXananabBurt the BashfulPak E. DermDangerous DuckSteam GardenerZelda
    1Bronze LuigiBaby PaulineTiny
    Wario    		ParabonesBaby YoshiGeriatric MarioVampire WarioYarn YoshiK.K. Slider
    Wario Wario Wario
    I like how, intentionally or not, the 4 Mario universe platforming protags appeal to different stages of life.
    • Yoshi is cute and lives in a crayon world with usually easy platforming, perfect for kids who just barely count in the "3+" age range
    • Mario is a standard all-around hero in standard all-around games, the sort of character you idolise when you're only just about to break out of the single-digits
    • Wario is lazy, gross, and greedy. He fights a mix of nightmare inducing creatures and wimpy freaks in really unconventional game styles, very resonant with a teen demographic trying to break the rules and slowly understanding complex morality beyond just "good and bad".
    • Donkey Kong is just a chill dude who loves family, friends, and food. His games are hard and tend to be a bit on the artistic side in terms of soundtrack and levels. Not mature or edgy, but there's a slight pinch of adult sensibility to him.
    Wario Wario Wario
    Regular Waddle Dee >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bandanna Waddle Dee.
    Wario Wario Wario
    That seems a little counter-intuitive


    I have a love-hate relationship these best/worst TV show wikis, most of the points they make are utterly terrible and sometimes the qualities they mention are the exact opposite of how they're framing them - it's basically TVTropes Mr. Enter style - but it's kinda addictive, like a car crash you can't look back from, and they occasionally, very rarely, make decent points.
    Wario Wario Wario
    As a kid I always thought the stick figure portion of the Tom & Jerry Tales intro were supposed to be blueprints, since the designs from it were used in a blueprint map screen in the Tom & Jerry Tales DS game - however, as I grew older I eventually started to think the DS game influenced me to see them as blueprints and they moreso intended as a reference to storyboards with an aesthetically pleasing dark blue as opposed to the blinding white usually found on paper

    Now my 6 year old self is finally validated, as I have learned that that scene was intended as a tribute to a blueprint-themed original Tom & Jerry short. That was an absolute rollercoaster of a 5-minute Google, let me tell you.
    Wario Wario Wario
    I really hope Nintendo don't shift their focus to open world games from now on. I may just not buy Nintendo's next console if they're gonna abandon linearity like they abandonded 2D for the N64 and Cube.
    Jondolio
    Jondolio
    To be fair, Pokémon's been stuck with linearity for a long time even though Gen 1 was ironically not. I don't think they should abandon linearity altogether, but Pokémon in particular could really benefit from doing that.
    Wario Wario Wario
    Here's some highlight pun stage names from my planned game
    • Sun Nova Beach
    • Saint Entso Baptist Church
    • Under FUNstruction
    • In Hot Fursuit
    • It's Hip to Chuck Trees
    • Pitfall Hurry
    • Slippery Slope Facility
    Wario Wario Wario
    For a while I've had this idea of a Kuru Kuru Kururin stage that would just be FD but with a slight bump in the middle, a noplat as distinct from FD as Dream Land is from Battlefield - but the thing is, I think I've found a more interesting aesthetic design.
    Wario Wario Wario
    doing another point game, this time for that Nintendo compilation I mentioned in my previous post. 55 instead of 45 this time.

    20EarthBound BeginningsVirtual Boy Wario LandBanjo-KazooieF-Zero GXPunch-Out!! (Mike Tyson)Diddy Kong RacingPokémon ColliseumFrog for Whom the Bell Tolls (English)Super Smash Bros. Melee
    10Donkey Kong Country 2The Legend of Zelda: The Wind WakerWario Land 4Super Smash Bros. (64)Kirby Air RideEarthBoundGolden SunRhythm Tengoku (English)Super Mario RPG
    8Mario Kart: Double Dash!!Chibi-Robo!Luigi's MansionPunch-Out!! (Mr. Dream)WarioWare Twisted!The Legend of Zelda: Majora's MaskDonkey Kong Jungle BeatPikmin 2StarFox Adventures
    6UnirallySuper Mario SunshineYoshi's IslandPokémon SnapWario WorldPokémon Emerald1080 AvalanchePilotwings 64Zelda 2: The Adventure of Link
    5Kirby 64StarTropicsPokémon Puzzle LeagueGame & Watch Gallery 4Pokémon CrystalDonkey Kong '94Wave Race 64Drill DozerExcitebike 64
    3Mole ManiaExcitebikePopeye (Arcade)Kirby's AdventureKid IcarusWario Land: Super Mario Land 3Balloon KidThe Mysterious Murasame CastleNester's Funky Bowling
    1Kuru Kuru KururinClu Clu LandIce ClimberKirby's Dream CourseTin StarDr. Mario 64Yoshi's StoryBalloon FightStarWing
    Included by defaultSuper Mario All-Stars + Super Mario WorldSuper Mario 64Super Mario LandDonkey Kong CountryDonkey Kong ClassicsMario Bros.The Legend of ZeldaThe Legend of Zelda: A Link to the PastThe Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
    Default 2Super MetroidMetroid PrimeKirby Super StarPokémon YellowMario Kart 64PikminStar Fox 64WarioWare Inc: Minigame ManiaAnimal Crossing - Population: Growing!
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    No Metroid choices
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    Well, this is gonna be tough to choose then

    -Donkey Kong 94
    -F-Zero GX
    -Super Smash Bros 64
    -Kirby 64
    -Wave RACE 64
    -Wario Land 4
    Janx_uwu
    Janx_uwu
    Wario Land 4
    Excitebike 64
    Mysterious Murasume Castle
    Pokemon Crystal
    Luigi's Mansion
    Majora's Mask
    Double Dash
    Kirby 64
    Kid Icarus
    Wario Wario Wario
    It's kinda disturbing how normalised the R-word is in the SMG4 and SuperMarioLogan fan circles - like I've watched a few reviews and drama recaps for these channels and they frequently use it casually as a synonym for "wacky" or "idiotic" without even acting like it's some edgy counter-cultural thing, let alone a repugnant slur.
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    It's kinda sad more so since even SMG4 himself and his brother have gone out of their way to say in recent videos where they rewatch their old works that those kinds of words wouldn't fly nowadays and have stopped using them in any of their recent videos from 2019 and beyond.

    Wish the rest of his community could understand so.
    Pokelego999
    Pokelego999
    Good on them.
    Wario Wario Wario
    So, is that cancelled Courage PS1 game that's supposedly been found real? I really doubt it, but still.
    Wario Wario Wario
    Netflix's shuffle option would be great for Paramount+, HBOMax, and (to a lesser extent) Disney+ given they have a lot of cartoons that were designed to be watched out of order.
    Wario Wario Wario
    45 points part 3: music, probably the final one since I can't be bothered to do stages.
    20The Moon - DuckTalesI Am All of Me - Shadow the HedgehogPigstep - MinecraftTitle - Buck BumbleDialga's Fight to the Finish - Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Time and DarknessCredits (10% Faster) - Hotel MarioBeach - PlokChemical Plant Zone - Sonic the Hedgehog 2Concept of Love - Jet Set Radio Future
    10Boss - Learn with Pokémon: Typing AdventureEddie, Let Me Go Back to My Home - Donkey Kong Country (Cartoon)Beware the Forest Mushrooms - Super Mario RPGThe World Revolving - DeltaruneHard Times - Sonic 3 & KnucklesFinal Boss - Banjo-KazooieBody Rock - WarioWare DIYPokey Means Business!/Cease to Exist! - EarthBoundPROGRAM - Kirby: Planet Robobot
    8Ai no Uta - PikminMaple Treeway - Mario Kart WiiAquatic Ambience - Donkey Kong CountryMega Man X Medley - Mega Man XRedial - Bomberman HeroFinal Rescue - Eek! the CatMain Theme - Monty on the RunSweden - MinecraftDon't Worry - Xenoblade X
    6Dire Dire Docks - Super Mario 64Sanctuary Guardian - EarthBoundWindmill Hills - DKC Tropical FreezePause Beat - BattletoadsSeason Finale - Garfield: Caught in the ActDK Rap (Original) - Donkey Kong 64Intro - Sonic UndergroundBand Land (Harmony) - RaymanAnother World - The Smurfs' Nightmare
    5Showdown at the Tower - Donkey Kong '94Jib Jig - DKC2Octopus - Game & Watch GalleryIgnorance is Bliss - White Knuckle Scorin'Dig Dug 2 - Namco X CapcomCave - Kuru Kuru KururinHot Top Volcano - Diddy Kong RacingKraken of the Sea - EarthBoundBowser - Yoshi's Island
    3Bowser's Castle - Mario Kart Super CircuitNeo Land - Kururin ParadiseBuilt to Scale - Rhythm Heaven (DS)Ms. Pac-Man Medley - Ms. Pac-ManMarch Ahead - Paper MarioThey Call Me Sonic - Sonic ArcadeTomorrow Hill - WarioWare Smooth MovesBonus Stage - Super Mario SunshineBeach - Mole Mania
    1Outward BGM - Pac-LandMain Theme - Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3Shampoodle - Animal Crossing: Let's Go to the City!Item Room Ambience - Super MetroidCube - Dr. Mario 64Title - Punch-Out! (NES)Slideshow (Fun) - Wii Photo ChannelMain Theme - Bubble BobbleYou Can Do the Pac-Man - Pac-Man Cereal
    Wario Wario Wario
    Part 2: features. Still 45 points

    20Rollback NetcodeDojo BlogTrue custom charactersSubspace 2 12 Player SmashFree DLC fightersMasterpieces with no time limitEvery stage is hereMelee tech/physics
    10Melee AdventureDLC Echo fightersFree onlineProper training mode and hitbox viewerTrophiesLevel 10 CPUsCoin ModeCustom stages with codingVolleyball mode
    8Fixed Hazards OffCustom recoloursSmash RunCustom Spirit BattlesBoss Battles modeMy Music playlists4K 60FPS (disregard technology limitations)DLC Alt CostumesSmash Ballot
    6Custom movesMasterpiecesTurbo modeEvent modeShrunk alt. versions of big stagesSprite graphicsUniversal countersPrevious versions of Battlefield/FDHighest number of KOs mode
    5Remove Rage4-way stage morphSmashville formsRace mode8 player Smash online3DS Classic modeSingle-Button modeAir grabsKoF Stadium forms
    3Custom Stages on Stage MorphWell-designed menusAlt. HD Smash 64 stages and SD Melee stagesPokémon Stadium and PictoChat iterations merged4K 30FPSBonus modeConquest modeNo more blast zone KOs in StaminaSmash Wii U artstyle
    1Series symbol and victory theme selection for MiisRemove characters and stages from rulesetChronicleAll characters
    unlocked from start    		Master OrdersSmash TourLocalised food item depending on region3DThemed crates for every stage
    Wario Wario Wario
    You have 45 points to use on a new Smash roster, which characters are you adding?
    20
    10
    		Minus 5 Fire Emblem characters
    8
    6
    		Fix Sonic's moveset
    5
    3
    1
    Unova Trainer art by Hydro-Plumber
    Wario Wario Wario
    I don't get why calling Kazuya a "shoto" in the context of Smash is bad but the term "deconfirmed" isn't.
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    When people say “deconfirmed” it’s because they don’t know a better word exists and they don’t know why it’s better.
    When people say “shoto” they’re literally just using a word wrong when they know there’s an alternative (fighting game character)

    Also alot of fighting game fans can feel kind of disrespected when their terms are simplified, and it adds to the already pretty big rift between traditional fighting game fans and smash fans which for some reason has to exist. The word “disconfirmed” on the other hand, yeah it’a maybe a little annoying when people don’t use it but really doesn’t matter at all when people don’t use the term. The two terms have very different meaning so I really don’t think they’re comparable in this situation.
    Glubbfubb
    Glubbfubb
    This video may help on fighting game archetypes, Shotos are just a term meaning balanced all around characters like Ryu or Mario that tend to be good beginner options.
    Wario Wario Wario
    Which company-themed fighters pass you choosing?
    NINTENDO PASS
    1. Waluigi (Mario)
    2. Yuka (Rhythm Heaven)
    3. Cinderace (Pokémon)
    4. Tingle
    5. Chibi-Robo
    SONY PASS
    1. Kratos (God of War)
    2. Ratchet and Clank
    3. PaRappa the Rapper
    4. Spike (Ape Escape)
    5. Joel and Ellie (The Last of Us)
    MICROSOFT PASS
    1. Master Chief (Halo)
    2. Razputin (Psychonauts)
    3. Doomguy
    4. Conker
    5. Clippit (Microsoft Office)
    SEGA PASS
    1. Tails (Sonic)
    2. Beat (Jet Set Radio)
    3. Arle (Puyo Puyo)
    4. Bonanza Bros.
    5. Rapheal (Rhythm Thief)
    SQUARE ENIX PASS
    1. Space Invader
    2. Lara Croft (Tomb Raider)
    3. 2B (Nier AutoMata)
    4. Crono (Chrono Trigger)
    5. Gex
    ACTIVISION PASS
    1. Captain Price (Call of Duty)
    2. Ogrim Doomhammer (Warcraft)
    3. Crash Bandicoot
    4. Tracer (Overwatch)
    5. Spyro
    EA PASS
    1. Sim
    2. Isaac Clarke (Dead Space)
    3. Crazy Dave (Plants vs. Zombies)
    4. Hacker (System Shock)
    5. Faith (Mirror's Edge)
    CAPCOM PASS
    1. Leon Kennedy (Resident Evil)
    2. Phoenix Wright (Ace Attorney)
    3. Chun-Li (Street Fighter)
    4. Arthur (Ghosts N' Goblins)
    5. Dr. Wily (Mega Man)
    KONAMI PASS
    1. Frogger
    2. Pyramid Head (Silent Hill)
    3. Goemon
    4. Bomberman
    5. Mimi and Nyami (Pop'n Music)
    NAMCO PASS
    1. Mappy
    2. Taizo Hori (Dig Dug)
    3. Lloyd (Tales of Symphonia)
    4. Prince (Katamari Damacy)
    5. Dr. Don and Dr. Dan (Point Blank)
    UBISOFT PASS
    1. Rayman
    2. Rabbid Peach
    3. Dancer (Just Dance)
    4. Ezio (Assassin's Creed)
    5. Jack Carver (Far Cry)
    WARNER BROS. PASS
    1. Sub-Zero (Mortal Kombat)
    2. Agent 47 (Hitman)
    3. Maxwell (Scribblenauts)
    4. Lizzie (Rampage)
    5. Knight & Ostrich (Joust)
    INDIE CROWDPLEASER PASS
    1. Cuphead
    2. Shovel Knight
    3. Undyne (Undertale)
    4. Hat Kid (A Hat in Time)
    5. Sus Imposter (Amogus)
    TRUE INDIE PASS
    1. Team Snakemouth (Bug Fables)
    2. Bomb Chicken
    3. Gershom (Other: Her Loving Embrace)
    4. Peppino (Pizza Tower)
    5. General Battede (Lord of the Bats)
    Wario Wario Wario
    Sonic the Fighters unironically has one of the best explanations for why heroic characters are beating each other up in any fighting game spin-off ever. (Eggman has a new plan, Tails built a one-passenger ship, the fighting tournament is to determine who's the strongest and therefore most fit to take on Eggman.)
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