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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 17, 2020

Spoilers for those of you hyped for Space Jam 2:

Apparently Pennywise and Suicide Squad's Joker are in it? that has a lot of implications for the Looney Tunes universe, I'll say that much.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 17, 2020

Me during the day: zzzzz sleepy

Me during the night: What would happen if you used an emulator in the Wreck-It Ralph universe?

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 17, 2020

PETA is like if you took a fictional, comically shady organisation from The Simpsons and put it in real life.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 17, 2020

Here's what my ideal FP2 would be, no ARMS:

Waluigi
Jill (Drill Dozer)
Muddy Mole
Dr. Eggman
Crash Bandicoot
PaRappa the Rapper

replace PaRappa with Byte and Barq if you want ARMS to be represented.

It's certainly not a crowd-pleasing lineup, I'll say that much (first PS rep hasn't had a game since 2001, all newcomers are from lighthearted franchises, two newcomers NOBODY has heard of, second Sonic rep is human, e.t.c.)

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 16, 2020

People confused about Elmo's special on Cartoon Network clearly never saw Big Bag.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 16, 2020

If the live action movies are canon, illegal drugs exist in both, the Sonic and Pokemon universes.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 15, 2020

Another controversial Sonic opinion: I don't get why Knuckles can't be a comic-relief and a super-strong "chad" at the same time - it's not like Wario's two personalities which completely contradict each other, both could easily exist side-by-side.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 15, 2020

How many variations can CollegeHumour make of "person of power but honest"?

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 15, 2020

You can do literally anything at midnight and it'll still seem unnerving.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 15, 2020

Does Japan have like, an opposite to Gaijin Goomba? a vest-wearing, baseball cap-sporting Motobug explaining the cultural significance of cheeseburgers and the Dreamworks face while using a semi-offensive slur as a name?

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 15, 2020

If I had to rank the Sonic styles, I'd say

Classic 16-Bit > Boost = Classic 8-Bit > Dimps > Adventure

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 15, 2020

I had a dream where I went to the cinema and there was an advert for a new Wes Anderson film which began with a highlight reel of all his previous films, which included Doug Walker's Kickassia for some reason.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 15, 2020

Why give sources and reasons for your personal beliefs when you can just use a picture of Sonic the Hedgehog holding a sign and act like you're right by default?

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 15, 2020

if Waluigi gets in, I think his trailer would HAVE to be a bait-and-switch, not an in-universe one like K. Rool's, but a convincing out-universe bait-and-switch among the lines of Lucina and Robin's trailer - I personally would make the viewers think there's gonna be an FE character, have Waluigi take the spot and give the "hoes mad" crowd a good wallop of karma.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 15, 2020

I could've never imagined in my life I'd be crying at the Google "do a barrel roll" easter egg - but I'm not ashamed in the slightest.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 15, 2020

Surround sound headphones are the worst thing ever. Stereo for life.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 14, 2020

Why has nobody done normal swing covers of techno swing songs?

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 14, 2020

I love how when you search "what are fish furries called" it shows a picture of Oscar, who is technically Will Smith's fishsona.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 14, 2020

Anti-vaxxers have, in an almost Doofensmirtzian way, done more to help the reputation of people with autism than Autism Speaks ever could

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 14, 2020

the Chicken Little game aged better than Sonic Adventure, who angered the Greek deity of age for this outcome?

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 14, 2020

I got the Chicken Little game on Steam semi-ironically. It's a nostalgic classic, but also a dank meme. Yes, I am saying "dank meme" unironically in 2020.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 13, 2020

I don't believe all this clickbait about Microsoft buying Sega, that being said if it happened it would be an absolute tragedy - Sega quitting the console business was probably one of the smartest sacrifices in gaming history IMO.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 13, 2020

I like the Sonic movie, but it's a little overrated IMO. To me it's a just a fun, quirky kids' movie with some nice references - leagues above Yogi Bear or Alvin and the Chipmunks, but not exactly on the level of Paddington or Detective Pikachu either.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 13, 2020

My favourite underrated cartoon is Eek! the Cat, it's this great mix of cynical and wholesome - you've got this adorable, lovely character thrown into a harsh, tough-as-nails world, which is a common trope, but Eek! does it different by having positivity always come out on top despite the hardships. It's a shame that since buying the Fox Kids lineup (which yes, happened before the entire Fox buyout) Disney have abandoned this show apart from a few reruns on international Jetix stations in the early 2010s.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 13, 2020

So, we're making theme songs for ourselves now? I'm gonna give it a go

Wari, O Wario, he's the worst ever guy in history!
From the Bubsy fan club
He's about to make a bad "crap"post!
Let's play, a game nobody cares for
Through the courtesy of piracy!
When you're with Wario
Have a really bad hot takes time
A 7 Grand time
We'll have an aro time!

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 13, 2020

I never really got why Dr. Kawashima is a Legend class Spirit, but then I remembered the Japanese culture of respect and it made a lot more sense.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 12, 2020

A game being faster doesn't make it a better eSport.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 12, 2020

Googling Paint.NET is one of the hardest mundane tasks.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 12, 2020

My ideal Mario/Sonic crossover would be Generations-style, put Sonic in Bob-Omb Battlefield and Mario in Green Hill Zone, typical stuff - BUT I'd make it so it's optional to play every level and you can beat the game just playing one character's levels.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 12, 2020

Sure, everyone loves the first 10 minutes of Up, but everyone seems to forget how weird everything after that is. Like, there's evil dogs piloting planes with rubber bones as the yokes.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 11, 2020

If the memes came true and Tetromino was to join Smash, it'd have to be a Pac-Man/Duck Hunt "high IQ" character, anything else would be a disservice to the franchise.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 11, 2020

I wonder why K. Rool didn't have a K pun as his tagline, maybe they wanted to avoid a "Krusty Komedy Klassic" situation.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 11, 2020

if you think Matt Damon's Arthur cameo was surreal, you should see the celebrity cameos in The Beano.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 11, 2020

A figure of internet authority proposes a new rule or law
Everyone thinks it's the end of the internet
Anyone who mentions previous laws that didn't change anything is called a "shill"
The law is passed
Nothing happens
Repeat cycle.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 11, 2020

before you had DDLC, we had Can Your Pet - a game that pulled NO punches: no disclaimer, no foreshadowing, just utter bait and switch.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 10, 2020

To me, the problem with Sonic in 3D is that I feel Sonic is too fast for the third dimension - in fact I'd dare say Lost World had the right idea with the run button - momentum doesn't really work for a super-fast 3D platformer like it would for a super-fast 2D platformer or middling-speed 3D platformer.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 10, 2020

It's a shame that handheld ports (well, I say ports but I more mean unrelated games with the same name) have been a dead art since the 3DS came out - some of them were actually better than their console counterparts, especially in the world of licensed games.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 10, 2020

A YouTube channel I watch just put out a medley of Hanna-Barbera songs, and someone in the comments, probably (and hopefully) a kid, REALLY doesn't like 7 Grand Dad and is telling the uploader to reupload the video to remove the Flintstones.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 9, 2020

The official Angry Birds Twitter RT'd quite a bit of ship fan art around Valentine's this year, both straight and gay. It's really nice that Rovio are open to alternate interpretations of their characters.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 9, 2020

If Crash gets in Smash, his clapping animation should be him getting hit on the head with boxes.

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