I just heard a Billie Eilish song for the first time (through a SiIvaGunner Bugsnax rip admittedly) and like... I thought it was a ****post. I geniuenly thought it was one of those niche Arabic memes.
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They say "flanderisation", the exaggeration of a character's single flaw or quirk to become their main personality trait, is an inherently bad writing trope that must be avoided at all costs... to that, I provide you with a rebuttal in the form of a single transparent PNG.
8-Player Smash is pretty fun if you play the right stages.
There are so many 3D platformers (especially ones involving hedgehogs) that could've had a majority of their problems fixed with 360 movement being swapped for 8-directional movement,
Most anti-AT promotion arguments are utterly nonsensical and generally come from a lack of knowledge on game design and development.
I don’t really want Ryu Hayabusa in Smash because he really strikes me as a Simon sort of character where he’s extremely accurate to the source material and as such more a list of references than an actual platform fighting game character.
There’s so much to take in this single box art
-Anthropomorphic rabbit
-Fat stereotype boy EATING FOOD DURING THE GAME
-Token black 90s kid with the token black 90s kid flat top
-The split of “Boys Mode” and “Girls Mode”, as well as the use of pink and hearts to signify “Girls Mode”
-The title and logo blatantly plagiarising Bad News Bears, a movie with the N word in it.
-It technically reads Bad B News Baseball
-Macaulay Culkin’s animated character from the Pagemaster is there for some reason
-The popcorn, give that it’s placed behind the rabbit, could not have logically came from either, the audience or fat stereotype boy - unless they’re throwing the popcorn like tomatoes or something
-There is no character the blue beanie hat could belong to.
-The baseball is flying in reverse order, and isn’t close enough to the bat to have just been hit by it.
-Shiny dust
-Macaulay Culkin from the Pagemaster has a muzzle for some reason
The human OCs from SMG4 ignite an unspeakable rage in me. They have the same vibe as those old barely textured Gmod MLP models
I still don’t get how the “Microsoft killed Rare” myth continues to proliferate.
I guess it’s that most “Rare fans” are just Nintendo fans who look at Rare’s post-Nintendo lineup, see next to no Banjo or Conker and decide “THEY’RE DEAD!” without actually looking into the Xbox-exclusive games they’ve released since like Kameo or Viva Piñata.
Collaboratively writing a story taking place in the recent past is pretty hard when one of you knows a lot about 80s/90s tech and the other doesn’t.
Seeing a lot of talk about a third Fighters Pass. That wouldn’t surprise me if it happened, but I also wouldn’t be surprised if it didn’t happen.
Sonic has a weirdly long history of inferior ports being more easily accessible than the better versions. Both Adventure games, 2 8-Bit, original ROM 1 and 2...
NEW DIRECT.
I dunno why, but I’m feeling positive about Waluigi in Smash this time. I’ve said this like 4 reveals in a row (discounting Min Min) but a Direct feels like a good place to announce him.
Logic dictates that there must’ve been a Jessica McClure-level worry and rescue mission going on concurrent to the events of Undertale.
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Finally, the important news.
The yellow phase of Pilotwings is like Kongo Falls with no platforms or barrel, tilting, a long platform and a barely accessible rock.
So nothing like Kongo Falls.
This comparison made more sense in my head,
Disney rejected a Kingdom Hearts fighting game because they don’t like having their heroes fighting one another, y’know, role models and such - in that case...
Credit to threewood.
Usually, sequels to movie tie in games have nothing in common, Shrek 1 was an original story, Shrek 2 followed the film. Toy Story 1 was a bad 2D platformer, Toy Story 2 was a good 3D platformer, Toy Story 3 was a sandbox game, so on.
But then there’s the Goonies.
There is no Goonies 2 movie. Only the Goonies 2 game. There never WAS a Goonies 2 movie in development. They got away with marketing their cheap video game tie in as the definitive numbered sequel to the movie.
Why haven’t Nintendo released the instrumentals for the Splatoon soundtrack? I don’t want to listen to songs sung by the aliens from the opening and epilogue of the Beano Videostars DVD.
I remember finding this on the Switch eShop and just thinking “I don’t think having a black cat as the protagonist of your Cthulhu game is a good idea...”
Mood right now: The special stage on the DS version of Sonic 3
Got a Covid vaccine. Finally, the Windows man is putting microchips in me, just as I wanted,
I’m not trying to knock anyone’s opinions, but I cannot believe the sequel thread decided Klonoa was a better character to protect from Spirit status than Dingodile.
Top 10 weapons banned by the Geneva Convention
Or, I dunno. The Spring Yard Convention or something.
Finally. So glad they sorted out those Disney negotiations
The thing about cancel culture is that no matter what crime or wrongdoing they’ve done I always feel sorry for the celebrities at the centre of these controversies since their careers and lives are getting ruined...
Except JK Rowling. All my homies hate JK Rowling.
If Smash could only have 5 Nintendo characters, I’d choose:
Mario
DK
Link
Pikachu
Duck Hunt
It’s funny how people nowadays think of Bugs Bunny as the “edgy one” and Mickey the “cute one” (and rightfully so) when if you go back to Mickey and Looney Tunes’ roots in the 1920s it was the opposite. Mickey was one violent rat - using goats as gramophones and swinging cats by the tail - whereas the early Looney Tunes just liked to play music and sit in the bath.
aww hell naw prank chun and skid world doing the rattietooie
If Takamaru gets in Smash they should do the reverse of what they did with Pit and make him look all cartoon-ish.
I don’t want Klonoa in Smash because the idea of a character who can command grab into a spike is ****ing terrifying.
I don’t know why people who support non-game content in Smash often tend to only consider anime and not live action, books, or especially cartoons.
If Sing was just about the gorillas it would’ve easily been the best movie in Illumination’s catalogue.
Why is there a lungs emoji? I can understand heart and brain emojis, but not this.
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Decided to check on Ken Penders’ Twitter to see what insane Sonic retcons he’s came up with...
He wants Donald Trump to get the death penalty.
Kirby lore? Nononono, it’s all about Mario lore - only the most finely thread string of coincidences that just so barely make connections.
The Smash fandom has quite a bit of disconnect from the rest of the gaming public. It’s probably best embodied by the reaction to Sephiroth mostly being “that means Geno is disconfirmed!”, but other examples could be people wanting Wario’s Ware themed moveset being changed to Land on grounds of being “more iconic” (same with Pac-Man’s arcade moveset and World), the idea of Duck Hunt being “substitute Banjo”, the “literally who” reaction to Terry, the idea of Metroid deserving a 3rd rep back in the 3DS/Wii U days, so on.
It’s so hard to find out if a specific time of day is day, night, morning, evening, e.t.c. -
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