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Wario Wario Wario · Feb 7, 2021

I know game design wasn’t really a thing in the early 80s, but even then I can’t help but feel a little frustrated that no 80s shmups replicated the shield system of Space Invaders. That was where the whole strategy of the game kicked in, and games like Galaga would’ve been better off with some variation of it.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 7, 2021

Continuing from that last status, I have come up with a theory about the development of Arms: A certain Shintaro Jikumaru discovered the secret of multiversal travel and ventured into an alternate universe where Sega’s mascot is Ristar. He played through the Ristar back catalogue and when he got to Ristar Adventure 2 Battle, he decided to play the non-fleshed-out multiplayer minigame mode. Inspiration struck and combined with Jikumaru’s desire to make a game with a large fan wiki Arms was born. Unfortunately, the team was so caught up with the fact people couldn’t logically trace its origins that they didn’t think to extend the gameplay beyond that of Ristar Adventure 2 Battle’s multiplayer mode

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 7, 2021

ARMS: terrible game, brilliant Wikia.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 7, 2021

Being an Octoling, Marina canonically has a moustache.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 7, 2021

January: ends
Companies:

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 6, 2021

Game pitch: Super Mario Dogfighting.

With planes, not dogs.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 6, 2021

If you use “freedom of speech” as a defence for anything in any context, your point is invalid on the spot. The western world’s freedom boner is the main reason we are still ravaged by racists and anti-vaxxers

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 6, 2021

I got recommended a YouTube video with a fake NSO thumbnail featuring EarthBound and Bubsy 2.

Somehow, I fell for it.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 6, 2021

I got recommended this YouTube video about a lost Atari furry game, and halfway through the uploader just started ranting about climate change and how much he hates humans because nobody’s talking about what he considers “the greatest game of all time” - a lost Atari 2600 game - now he’s talking about restraining orders. I get the feeling from the comments it’s an ARG though.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 6, 2021

Sonic 2 (Master System) @ Sonic 2 (Game Gear)

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Wario Wario Wario · Feb 6, 2021

Add Mew to Smash, not for completionism, not for moveset potential, but to get rid of that damn useless Pokéball one and for all.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 5, 2021

While they did choose some really good songs for Steve given the limitations the copyrights place, I kinda wish they could’ve padded out Steve’s songlist with some of these MS bangers.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 5, 2021

Why does Mario Kart have a separate tracklist? And why is Excitebike Arena listed as Mario Kart instead of Others?

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 5, 2021

Just so you know Google, when I google “N64 aesthetic”, the last thing I want to see is a bunch of N64 logos covered in pink and cyan palm trees.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 5, 2021

CatDog is not a show I’m fond of, but I like how for their “who are the parents?” episode the writers validated the twins’ adoptive parents as the real parents. A D-tier episodic 90s gross-out Nicktoon somehow pulled off one of the most heartfelt parent-child reunion and adoption stories ever. Albeit solely by the virtue of being the only one ever to actually handle the subject with any kind of dignity and respect.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 5, 2021

Smash 64 Clefairy is cursed.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 5, 2021

I’m an atheist myself, but even then I often find myself thinking “I bet they’re an atheist” or “no surprise there: they’re an atheist”.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 5, 2021

Is it just me or have there been a lot of movies, especially animated, themed around China lately?

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 5, 2021

I keep getting these terrible Sonic rant videos by a guy who’s rantsona is literally just an A-posing Sonic Adventure Sonic model in my recommended.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 5, 2021

I’m not usually into M-rated gore fests, but something about this game always fascinated me. Might pick up the remaster, I liked Voodoo Vince so I don’t see the harm in trying out another OG Xbox spooky mascot adventure. https://www.reddit.com/r/GamingLeak...tubbs_the_zombie_portremaster_leaked_via_the/

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 5, 2021

Conspiracy theories are just real life headcanons.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 5, 2021

Real meat? Selling point. Fake meat? Selling point. Half-way-there kinda real but mostly fake meat? Impossible to honestly advertise.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 5, 2021

“You didn’t play past the main story” is a really stupid way of justifying a game’s difficulty. Why would I want to play through an entirely easy game just to get to the 4 or 5 hard bonus levels/worlds? Why is the game structured in such a way that it’s easy to get the ending cinematic, with all the challenge saved for the postgame which only gets you a sequel tease at best?

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 4, 2021

lmao they made a game about the dragon guy from the first sky landers

why does it look like minecraft.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 4, 2021

This is the most surreal advert in history. It’s a pop culture reference to a pop culture reference, it was made for extremely petty means ~~(as with anything comparing something to 1984),~~ and its purpose and references will be completely lost on their main demographic, it just defies all logic.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 4, 2021

Sega does what Nintendon’t: Make good, non-gimmicky Lego sets.

LEGO Approve toastergrl's Sonic Mania Concept - Sonic Retro

Almost exactly two years ago we featured this on the front page when it was in the initial pitch phase. Almost exactly one year ago we reported that it had almost reached it’s signatures goal and interviewed toastergrl herself. Today we can report that LEGO have officially approved her Sonic...

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Wario Wario Wario · Feb 4, 2021

Remember when people thought the male Wii Fit Trainer was an Assist Trophy?

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 4, 2021

Considering there was a Rhythm Heaven arcade game, it’s surprising they never made a WarioWare arcade game.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 4, 2021

I seriously have no clue where the whole idea of Duck Hunt being “substitute Banjo” came from, other than just “brown mammal. bird.”

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 4, 2021

This anti-Pokémon pro-Digimon meme reads as the exact reverse.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 3, 2021

Horrific thought that came to me out of nowhere: do taxidermied animals come to life in the Toy Story universe? I mean, they’re not toys, but Christmas decorations come to life in the Toy Story universe so surely any inanimate object made to resemble a life form can come to life?

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 3, 2021

The 3DS version of Omega Gaur Plain looks disgusting, like a giant semi-circle of moss.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 3, 2021

If you search “cartoon with British accent” Google will get really aggressive with you.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 3, 2021

If the Sonic Rose leak is true it’s probably end up being my favourite Modern Sonic game. Currently Lost World is my favourite so the idea of that serving inspiration is good.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 3, 2021

If Soul wins best feature at the Oscars (though I doubt it’d even get nominated), that could change cinema and outsider perspectives on animation forever.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 3, 2021

I wish they chose 3DS Gaur Plain over Wii U Gaur Plain.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 3, 2021

Wouldn’t a walk button make more sense from a game design perspective than a run button? Like, in platformers you’re usually running fast, so shouldn’t the thing you do more rarely be tied to button instead of the thing you’re doing almost all the time?

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 3, 2021

I got recommended a YouTube video called “Nintendo ends fascism!” with a vaguely lewd cropped Lucina drawing in the thumbnail.

It had nothing to do with fascism, Fire Emblem, or R34. It was about the space buns controversy.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 2, 2021

As someone from outside the FE fandom, can someone explain the obsession with the Gatekeeper? Is he just a funny comic relief character? Are people trying to meme an insignificant character into stardom? Is he more important than what I’ve seen about him makes him seem?

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