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Wario Wario Wario · Dec 15, 2020

A lot of people shoot down the idea of Sega being better to fans than Nintendo with "Sega didn't pay the Mania devs!" even though... they did. They didn't get the profits of the game which is pretty bad, but they WERE paid on a development milestone basis.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 15, 2020

Chadtronic is the only YouTuber I can think of who's content has improved in every single sense since he first became popular. Production values, comedy, video topics, overall aesthetic - they're all getting better and better. This guy can take the tried and tired trope of destroying kids' toys and make it entertaining in a completely earnest way.

Aside from the whole COPPA fearmongering thing, that was pretty stupid.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 14, 2020

Metroidvania is such a stupid name - It's like calling linear 2D platformers "Marionics", or racing games "Needfurismos".

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 14, 2020

"Executive Producer" is a title that sounds a lot more important than it actually is.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 14, 2020

Can't believe they're actually releasing Hey Punk! Are You Tuff E. Nuff? on the Switch. They're really trying to get all the "Top 10 Bad Box Art" classics checked off.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 14, 2020

Nintendo acknowledging the existence of Sarasaland in Daisy's bios was a cool easter egg at first, but now it just feels like a slap in the face given they won't actually show Sarasaland again.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 14, 2020

Game critics will seriously say the Virtual Boy overused black and red before gushing on about how "stylish" this mess is:

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 14, 2020

I prefer the real 3D Sonic

I said the REAL 3D Sonic

Perfection.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 14, 2020

It's funny how Nagoshi said "I don't want Yakuza characters in Smash because I don't want them fighting women" as if that's somehow the biggest moral grey area in a game where you can beat the **** out of multiple small children, animals, and small animal children.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 14, 2020

Corridor platformers are so underappreciated. Everybody says they want new collectathons but there are tons of those, there's only like 8 good corridor games and most of them have "Crash" in the title.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 13, 2020

Vectorman?

Damn, the Rate Their Chances thread is really running out of ideas.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 13, 2020

I love how one of the most iconic villains in gaming history got revealed for Smash and the first response was "dammit! one-time Mario character disconfirmed!"

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 13, 2020

Imagine if the upcoming Namco/Aardman collaboration IP ends up really being good and influential, and as such people want a clay person with a British accent and bad teeth in Smash and there's this debate over whether they should add Lloyd Irving or "Noah the Postie" or whatever and then the Lloyd thread goes into meltdown the exact second "cheerio! fancy a cheeky cuppa?" is heard in a newcomer trailer.

I mean to be fair Namco and Aardman's first collaboration was a dramatic war game with nothing to do with claymation, but still.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 13, 2020

We should start celebrating game delays the same way we celebrate new character reveals or plot details.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 13, 2020

People say "they'd never get away with jokes like that today!" as if shows like Family Guy and Rick & Morty haven't built their entire identity out of "jokes like that".

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 13, 2020

What I feel towards Sonic I feel the reverse way towards Mega Man. The Blue Blur BECAME absolute garbage WHEN they made him skinny; green-eyed; and edgy, the Blue Bomber WAS absolute garbage UNTIL they made him skinny; green-eyed and edgy.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 13, 2020

Imagine calling someone "hypocritical" or "delusional" for not liking a Sonic the Hedgehog game.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 13, 2020

I've been hearing a lot of people talking about how Annie may knee yaks. I get that being an pupil-less orphan who shares a universe with a certain Richard Tracy is hard, but you shouldn't take it out on our bovine friends!

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 12, 2020

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 12, 2020

I don't believe the leaked list is real, mostly since it has Spyro on it - a character who is famous for getting the shaft in Japan. The Reignited Trilogy doesn't even have a Japanese localisation.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 12, 2020

It's Christmas in December!

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 12, 2020

What's the "-dere" term for a healthy, well-adjusted lover?

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 12, 2020

Don't you love it when companies try to be diverse but end up creating new lore for their characters?

“Hanukkah, both through its story and tradition of lighting the menorah, is about how through even the coldest and darkest time of the year, we can share the miracle of light. pic.twitter.com/V1rhdzepB2
— Pixar (@Pixar) December 11, 2020

To be fair, Mike Wazowski being Jewish is not surprising in the slightest. Also the art is cute.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 12, 2020

I had a dream where the new Mario Kart removed Waluigi and it was treated as a major global political issue.

BonafideFella · Dec 11, 2020

How should I refer to you? I’ve called you Mr. Rio Wario for some time. Is that a maiden name of sorts?

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 11, 2020

"Netflix Sonic show!" OOOOOOHHHH
"By WildBrain" Oh.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 11, 2020

I feel Smash fans can be a little over-democratic. There's a belief that we're entitled to a character on virtue of being popular alone when that is far from the case. I remember seeing a Tweet from a K. Rool fan account a LONG time ago that retweeted and reworded a Star Fox Tweet into "when fans ask you to put in a character, DO IT!" - that's not how it works, dudes.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 11, 2020

I keep on checking in on the Geno thread post-Sephiroth and... wow, it's kinda depressing. All the ego and cockiness blew up in their face - as much as I want to feel some wacky karmic schadenfreude, it's just sad to see people so upset over a character they like not getting in, some are even threatening to boycott Nintendo and Square.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 11, 2020

The one thing keeping Shantae away from Smash:

Knowing WayForward, she'd probably just make unsubtle innuendos about her nipples going hard.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 11, 2020

List of normal words Pikachu could say:
Cash
You
Who
Pee
Peek
Cashew

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 11, 2020

Sephiroth deconfirms Geno:

Sephiroth deconfirms Space Invaders:

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 11, 2020

Wuhu Island RN

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 11, 2020

I love the Smash stages with audiences because it's funny to imagine someone going to a gladiator coliseum or boxing ring then seeing a white-haired wizard shoot fire at a small dog, which then goes on to summon a firing squad on them.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 11, 2020

Funny trailer for wacky British cartoon animals
Smash fans: DAYUM, THAT'S BADASS

Epic trailer for genocidal sword-wielding villain
Smash fans: haha funny point go in mario

This isn't a criticism.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 10, 2020

Instead of simply holding Mario, Sephiroth should've popped Kirby. He's a balloon, he's got a sword, he's supposed to be the saviour from Galeem, he killed Galeem - it fits thematically. Also I hate Kirby.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 10, 2020

Nintendo fans: "Games are meant to be fun! Why give GOTY to a game that's just meant to make you cry?"
Also Nintendo fans:

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 10, 2020

CALARTS PIXAR

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 10, 2020

Honestly I'm just glad the SE rep ain't Geno, a bit of a richardish thing to say I'll admit, but it helps Waluigi's chances greatly given most of the supposed evidence for Geno could also apply to any other Mario character.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 10, 2020

I'm not that mad about the Sephiroth reveal, but at the same time this is making me glad that I didn't buy FP2.

Also target audience theory is dead.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 10, 2020

drawn to life two realms more like drawn to life two outta ten

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