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Wario Wario Wario

Wario Wario Wario

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  • Wario Wario Wario
    This ad is strange to me for 2 reasons:

    1. It implies the game's "hero" Buck Bumble likes to kill innocent spiders for fun.
    2. You could just put a black screen on, play the Buck Bumble theme and add white text in Broadway font saying "buy buck bumble on n64" and it'd be the best selling game of all time. The song's that good.
    Wario Wario Wario
    Steve could be argued to be the first black default costume in Smash - even then, he's more racially ambiguous than outright black. Most merchandise of him is very white so I don't think he's intended to be black, it's just the shading.
    Wario Wario Wario
    I don't get why they added a Pig Mii Costume when they could've just added a Zombie Pigman or Piglin costume for Steve.
    Janx_uwu
    Janx_uwu
    Probably because Pig is more iconic. Though the other ones definitely would've looked a lot better instead of having a Pig stand up on its hind legs and having it's limbs detach from it's body for the animations.
    Champion of Hyrule
    Champion of Hyrule
    Uh... because it’s a minecraft pig. I don’t understand why they wouldn’t add a pig mii costume
    Wario Wario Wario
    I'm a little annoyed one of Steve's stages has How to Play 64's layout when broken. I just want that stage made into a real stage at some point.
    Wario Wario Wario
    Well...

    good news for Lloyd fans.
    OnyanRings
    OnyanRings
    You mean bad news.
    If the pattern keeps going, soon the Monster Hunter, Geno and Lloyd will be consumed by the Apocaliipse.
    Wario Wario Wario
    I have literally never seen anyone who's truly angry over Steve, at "worst" people are just mildly disappointed.
    Wario Wario Wario
    Steve can literally just build a cave of life. You can make ANY stage ban-worthy if you desire.
    Champion of Hyrule
    Champion of Hyrule
    From the trailer, it looks more like whenever he places a block, it will automatically break after a few seconds, so I don’t think anyone could actually do that
    ZephyrZ
    ZephyrZ
    This is just speculation, but I'll also bet other fighters will be able to break blocks with regular attacks.
    Wario Wario Wario
    My one biggest wish for Steve is that they use Windows music as part of his music pack. I get they're drawing from the spin-offs, but I just wanna fight to Canyon.mid and this is basically the only shot for the Windows universe (yes, I did just say "the Windows universe") to be repped in any form.
    Wario Wario Wario

    This is supposed to be a negative review but it sounds more like a marketing slogan given the kind of game this is.
    Wario Wario Wario
    Apparently "every stage had to be reworked" to get Steve in Smash.

    They've probably just been copied over 1 to 1 with slight alterations for Steve - but I seriously hope they took this opportunity to fix out some of the weird Hazards Off stuff.
    Wario Wario Wario
    Congratulations, Bull Dog Skin Care. Your ads have given me the forbidden desire to kick a puppy. I hope you're proud of yourselves.
    Wario Wario Wario
    It's gonna be super hard for artists to draw Alex in those "Smash girl breast comparison" images given she and everything in her game are literally just a wall of squares - and I am here for it 100%. I cannot wait to see the absurd, desperate attempts straight men take to make a pile of cubes conventionally attractive just because their hormones decided to make them curve-loving normies like everyone else instead of making them a cuboid-loving chad.
    Wario Wario Wario
    One thing I would predict appearing in Smash at some point is a Chinese rep - not nationality wise but rather a character owned by a Chinese company - for obvious reasons, however I can't find many notable video game characters owned by Chinese companies. Ignoring non-Chinese companies owned (partially or otherwise) by Tencent, the only Chinese publisher with characters (or "a character" would be more accurate) who could logically get into Smash by any stretch of the imagination is BillionSoft - who currently own Bubsy, who has almost 0 odds - I wouldn't call him impossible exactly given he is a very popular character in Western territories (albeit not for flattering reasons) and does have a large fanbase, even excluding his ironic fans, but he comes VERY close to impossible given his infamy isn't as strong in Japan. The only way I could see Bubsy getting in Smash is if a future Bubsy game defeats the odds and ends up being actually good, even then it'd have to be REALLY good to destroy Bubsy's bad rap.
    Wario Wario Wario
    I just noticed something: Steve's trailer is full CG animation, meaning he was likely planned for E3. That means there's probably another super big character next up if we're to believe they were planning 2 characters like last time.

    Wah?
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    OnyanRings
    OnyanRings
    Wah-t are you even talking about ? We know the next character is gonna be the Ball guy from pokemon SW/SH.
    Champion of Hyrule
    Champion of Hyrule
    Who said CG trailers can only happen at E3?
    Wario Wario Wario
    Wario Wario Wario
    It's a pattern of sorts - I know patterns get a bad rep, but:

    3DS/Wii U - no DLC reveals directly tied to E3 (though some were revealed a few days before E3 with no connected branding), no CGI DLC trailers, most use gameplay and, in the case of Corrin, animation ripped from his game.
    Ultimate - DLC reveals usually have 2D animation by that game's team or edited from that game. Hero and Banjo have CGI trailers at E3. Steve was revealed after E3 was cancelled for the year and has a CG trailer. I'm unsure if Min Min's trailer is 2D or 3D, but anyone can tell it's lower budget.
    Wario Wario Wario
    I wonder why everyone calls Steve "Minecraft Steve"? Where did this start? I don't think it's a meme like calling Sans "Sans Undertale" considering how far it goes back.
    ZephyrZ
    ZephyrZ
    Steve is such a common and generic name that it helps to throw in "Minecraft" so everyone knows who you're talking about, and it's just slightly easier then saying "Steve from Minecraft".
    Wario Wario Wario
    All this talk about Steve has brought my attention to the fact they removed Steve's goatee.


    This is the second most evil thing someone associated with Minecraft has done - behind, well, y'know... Notch's transphobic Twitter rants.
    L
    link2702
    that was a goatee?!

    I thought it was his mouth and he always had a huge smile.
    Wario Wario Wario
    Wario Wario Wario
    Actually, I believe it is within canon(?) a smile, but we all know deep down it's a goatee.
    OnyanRings
    OnyanRings
    He ain't smiling anymore, he's ready to rumble.
    Wario Wario Wario
    I can't believe there's now a Smash character named after a creepypasta.
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    Janx_uwu
    Janx_uwu
    Yeah, I'm really not all about how the Enderman alt looks, it looks weirdly short. All of this is amazing regardless.
    Wario Wario Wario
    I love this funny socialist monkey goblin man. Go **** up that self-righteous capitalist prude, funny monkey. You're a hero.

    Let's consider a few things:
    -Prosperity brought a trident and shield, Funny Monkey Man brought no weapons, he has the moral high ground - not only that, but he's winning without weapons, making it clear he's objectively stronger.
    -Her name, "Prosperity" sounds peaceful and serene but really just means to be "successful in material terms".
    -The fact Prosperity is fighting at all with Funny Monkey Man implies she's an animal abuser.
    -Prosperity is wearing a gladiator helmet. The gladiators were absolute buffoons who rushed into danger for the sake of others' entertainment.
    -Funny Monkey Man is a funny monkey goblin, Prosperity is just a generic fantasy JRPG healer.
    -He's stomping all over the UK shield. Screw the UK. Even we Brits hate the UK.
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    Wario Wario Wario
    Wario Wario Wario
    I don't think you understood: the whole point of that post was a joke. I don't actually find the word sex offensive. It was a reference to memes like this:


    I have no clue how everyone fell for that bait, I was using ridiculous terms like "worst mistake of my life", "unepic" and "no-no word", it should've been obvious.
    keleyeemoh
    keleyeemoh
    ...Oh. Well those are not things that should be referenced. If you're pointing people towards those things, then that's almost as bad as saying those things yourself. I get the joke you were trying to make now, but I think it was a huge misfire and not really funny in the first place.
    Wario Wario Wario
    Wario Wario Wario
    Really it comes down to a difference in humour. Joking about the dinosaur with 500 teeth isn't an endorsement of racism, it's just a silly joke because "hey look, this thing that should be innocent isn't!" - it's basic shock humour, no worse than a Family Guy cutaway or edgy Rick & Morty quote - it's not like anyone over the age of 13 is going to read that a dinosaur's name sounds like the N word and decide to go into a crowd and shout it because "the palaeontologists say it's OK". Let's face it, we can't change the past, HP Lovecraft's cat's name is set in stone and can't be rewritten, how about we work for a better future instead and treat the terrible parts of the past for the pathetic jokes they are, learning from them in the process? There are some things that should not be joked about, I cannot deny that, and racism is still a horrible issue to this day with the N word still having hurtful power which will follow it for generations to come - but there is nothing within these memes that endorse racism, even ironically. If anything they could be considered a mockery of how people like to hide from the past instead of confront it, though I HEAVILY doubt there was really any social commentary intended with these images, they're just shock value pranks - and now I ask, where does the shock originate from? an opposition to racism.

    TL;DR: It ain't racist, chief.
    Wario Wario Wario
    I liked the Sonic movie, but Detective Pikachu was infinitely better IMO. Sonic just struck me as a really good, but not-so-special kids' road trip movie that could've been done equally as good, if not better, with an original "fast alien" character - while Detective Pikachu felt like a real Pokemon world coming to life on screen (including the warts that are easy to overlook in an anime style) with a compelling plot that's equally as ridiculous as it is heartfelt, perfect for Pokemon - it's the rare live action adaptation that has reason to be live action.

    Strange how both of them had cocaine jokes though.
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    Pokelego999
    Pokelego999
    I really want to see a PG-13 Pokemon Movie now.
    Champion of Hyrule
    Champion of Hyrule
    I remember first seeing the trailer for Detective Pikachu and thinking “Oh my god! That CGI is scary!” and the shock from that was really memorable...

    But the shock from seeing movie Sonic... that’s a lot more memorable
    Wario Wario Wario
    I like how rantsona video thumbnails tend to use blood font, stormy backgrounds, stock image fire, e.t.c. to refer to things as decidedly not-death-inducing as traced artwork and foot jokes in children's TV shows.
    Wario Wario Wario
    I kinda like Old Movie Sonic, but less in a "that's such a cool Sonic design!" way, and more a "it's so ugly, it's adorable" way
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    Janx_uwu
    Janx_uwu
    Aaaand I’m done with smashboards for today. You can like it, but anything that makes me look at Old Movie Sonic one more time than I needed to is something I need to avoid for a while.
    (I don’t literally mean I’m done with the site, just the status part of it).
    Wario Wario Wario
    One thing the gaming community is pretty much alone on is the hatred of 4:3 and 30FPS. Movies tend to use 24FPS (the standard for TV animation is 12FPS!), and many movies, especially indie productions or movies trying to replicate a retro feel, experiment with 4:3.
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