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Wario Wario Wario · May 13, 2020

I just added The Halloween Hack to SSBWiki's list of "dependent universes" due to Megalovania's inclusion as a music track - and now I realised that if the Battle Tower theme gets in Smash in some form I'll have to add a line about Homestuck mpreg to that list.

Wario Wario Wario · May 12, 2020

They really didn't have to go that hard on the GBA Activision Anthology soundtrack.

Wario Wario Wario · May 12, 2020

I can't really relate to the "WiFi goes down one peg" meme because in the UK WiFi as a whole is so bad that it going UP one peg means it will be drastically worse.

Wario Wario Wario · May 12, 2020

If you ask me the best choice to make a Mario movie would've been Aardman - they work wonders with silent characters and Mario characters aren't particularly known for their diction. Plus most Mario characters (sans the princesses) already look quite like Aardman characters as is with their big noses and ears - it'd be pretty cute to see the princesses temporarily redesigned in a style closer to Mario and Luigi. Aardman's British flair could also bring Mario back to his Wonderlandian roots.

Wario Wario Wario · May 12, 2020

Ultimate players: #FixUltimateOnline!

CTR players: ' _' '_'

Wario Wario Wario · May 12, 2020

I wonder why they didn't bring back Banjo for Diddy Kong Racing DS... I understand the lack of Conker, that should go without saying, but wouldn't it have made sense to include Banjo to promote Nuts and Bolts?

Wario Wario Wario · May 12, 2020

I'd absolutely watch a Virtual YouTuber who uses a gross cartoon style instead of a cute anime style.

Wario Wario Wario · May 12, 2020

CTR: NF is unironically the best game I've ever played gameplay-wise.

Wario Wario Wario · May 11, 2020

Here's some words that sound like Lovecraftian beasts but actually have really mundane meanings:

Conglomerate
Nudiustertian
Nikhedonia

Wario Wario Wario · May 11, 2020

I think I've found the biggest anomaly on YouTube, I literally cannot find any context for this. Like, it actually sounds like Tom Kenny is singing a song loosely related to Obama's victory in 2008. It was uploaded that same year, long before people on the internet would've found "SpongeBob singing about Obama" funny so I doubt it's a really talented impressionist. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HElMajr2KaE

Wario Wario Wario · May 11, 2020

I tried to post a fake leak to 4Chan to test if I can get on Blocked Content or LaxChris (and possibly get people to take the idea of Space Invader in Smash seriously), but incognito mode is apparently blocked on there.

The fake leak was going to be among the lines of

"Lola Pop, Lara Croft and Space Invader are in. I have heard, but not seen, Monokuma

Lara Croft uses a de-sexualised version of her original design.

a Villains spirit board event featuring Pokey is planned

a Pokemon Masters spirit board event featuring human spirits is planned."

Wario Wario Wario · May 11, 2020

Sakurai, on Byleth: "If you are not happy with the new fighter I hope there are no hard feelings"

Byleth fans: "hOeS mAd HoEs MaD"

Wario Wario Wario · May 11, 2020

The so-called "scary part" in A Hat in Time (Queen Vanessa's Mansion) isn't really that scary. I was expecting it to be the sort of horror that would bump up the age rating, but no, not really.

Wario Wario Wario · May 10, 2020

Smash Legacy is run by as big a hack as its creations. There's a huge difference between innocent ****posting and picking a fight between a big budget paid product and a freeware mod pack with little to no original content then claiming "iT's JuSt A jOkE". https://twitter.com/smashbroslegacy/status/1027202252484665346?lang=en

Wario Wario Wario · May 10, 2020

I know they only had multiple colours because of palette limitations, but I really wish Nintendo would bring back the underground and castle Goomba variants.

Wario Wario Wario · May 10, 2020

I watched a video critiquing Mr. Enter's Nick-O-Rama series, and now I'm being recommended a rantsona video called "Mr. Enter's TERRIBLE Take on Healthcare!" - which is just a really surreal combination of words.

Wario Wario Wario · May 10, 2020

Pokemon and Mother have the exact opposite problem when it comes to music in Smash: the prior has way too many battle songs and not enough overworld songs, while the latter has way too many overworld songs and not enough battle songs.

Wario Wario Wario · May 10, 2020

"Rioter" and "hero" are mutually exclusive.

Wario Wario Wario · May 9, 2020

If babies are delivered by stork in the Mario universe why do Yoshis come out of eggs?

Wario Wario Wario · May 9, 2020

Have you ever noticed that MissingNo has a backwards-facing Matt Groening lip?

Wario Wario Wario · May 9, 2020

I feel Nintendo removing fangames is doing nothing more than leaving their fans vulnerable to malware.

Wario Wario Wario · May 9, 2020

The person who created Brawl Taunts almost got to voice Byleth in Smash. Do you believe in karma? no, not karma for the abuse allegations, karma for creating those wretched animations.

Wario Wario Wario · May 8, 2020

I'm not even that big a supporter but I never got why Steve is treated as a "meme character" in Smash speculation.

Wario Wario Wario · May 7, 2020

I love the canon fact the only thing Wario cares about more than money is animals.

Wario Wario Wario · May 7, 2020

I have never played Persona 5, but Morgana is the most punchable fictional cat I've ever seen. It's his eyes and lack of nose mostly.

Wario Wario Wario · May 7, 2020

I do wonder why male and female human Mario characters have such different body shapes - my personal headcanon is that they're two different species all together and there are big nosed girls and long legged boys out there in the Marioverse, somewhere.

Wario Wario Wario · May 7, 2020

Mario Maker 2 stage: 7PF-1HM-50G

Wario Wario Wario · May 7, 2020

I had a dream where my sister told me I'd get a free copy of Mass Effect if I brought a book filled with Rocko's Modern Life and Hanna-Barbera Pac-Man vore.

Wario Wario Wario · May 7, 2020

Even as somebody who grew up with them, I have no clue why people hold the Drawn to Life games in such high regard. They're just alright customisable platformers with a super-weird ending - not "the greatest game series of all time".

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Wario Wario Wario · May 6, 2020

What's up with French cartoon characters and having huge noses?

Wario Wario Wario · May 6, 2020

Turok is probably the only non-game franchise viable for Smash representation given a large portion more people know it as a games franchise than a comics franchise.

Wario Wario Wario · May 6, 2020

I feel like we're finally seeing the consequences of Sakurai slacking on Sonic. If any character needs a revamp, it's the blue blur. I don't know if character retools through updates are even possible, but if they were Sonic would be my first choice.

Wario Wario Wario · May 6, 2020

Me and a friend have a sort of fanfiction multiverse featuring all sorts of characters and AU variants of them - there's zombies, living dolls, gorgons, sapient clothing, all sorts of characters who could go to any multiverse they wish - yet the stories we write have really mundane plots - the most recent one I wrote was about a character laughing at the McDonald's bag saying "McD on AIDS"

Wario Wario Wario · May 5, 2020

Being tired when you're supposed to work is one thing, but not being tired when you're supposed to sleep is a way bigger pain.

Wario Wario Wario · May 5, 2020

A sure-fire way to make sure nobody will take your "call-out" YouTube video seriously is if you put blood in the thumbnail even through the person you're "calling out" hasn't committed any acts of violence.

Wario Wario Wario · May 5, 2020

One thing I find strange about DK's representation in Smash is that DK himself is treated way too seriously, with the constant angry face and realistic gorilla noises, but music and stage-wise the series is treated as way too silly, with barely any indication of the melancholic tone of the DKC games outside of like, two music tracks. (Stickerbush and Cacophony)

Wario Wario Wario · May 4, 2020

Me: Sonic games with dark plots - heh, how ridiculous!

Also me: time to write an emotional backstory for the basketball Mii!

Wario Wario Wario · May 4, 2020

the Twilight Saga will go alongside Johnny Test and Bubsy as the holy trinity of reboots nobody really needed.

Wario Wario Wario · May 4, 2020

Most Mario Maker 2 "troll" levels are more just puzzle levels where you die a lot than anything else. It'd be fun to have a full game in that style with a Celeste-esque death system.

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