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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 18, 2025

I think people who complain about "undeserved" redemption arcs in media - at least those with a cartoonish light tone or little in the way of serious stakes - must have never actually forgiven someone in their life.

"Uhhh... are we good now?"
crickets chirping
"OK."
"I need £5."

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 18, 2025

rate my roblox fit

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 17, 2025

"Pinkie Pie married and had a baby with Weird Al" is like the good-ending mirror version of "Q*Bert married and had a baby with Josh Gad".

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 17, 2025

jigglypuff dair would be terrifying with slime cancel.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 17, 2025

just found out that "le epic bacon" was a corporate forced meme.

it's no afro circus, but it's certainly better than pickle rick.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 16, 2025

"I don't like that Smash's roster appeals to fan demand and movesets stick to the source material"
"You don't get the point of Smash, it's to give people the pleasure of playing as the iconic characters they love, not educate them about gaming or make an intricate fighting game!"
"OK, if I am to see Smash eye-to-eye on its own intent, having mass-recognisable throwbacks that fans want, then I think it severely lac-"
"Why are you treating Smash so superficially?"

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 16, 2025

While I'm not the biggest fan of how Smash Remix handles its boss classification, I won't lie that "Slippy Toad is the ultra-secret all-powerful boss character" is probably the most on-point primordial-internet-rumor thing in the entire mod.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 16, 2025

Just found out that cockroaches reproduce asexually. The best animal just became even cooler.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 16, 2025

ok, disney remakes are anti-woke now. i can now safely and comfortably go back to openly hating them.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 15, 2025

The only essential Smash characters are Jigglypuff and Duck Hunt. Kill not the part of you that is biased, but the part of you that is objective.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 15, 2025

Is it just me, or are there a few people around here with a weird hatred with anything old?

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 15, 2025

Smash Remix Melee Green Greens took one of the most forgettable casual Smash stages and turned into probably the funniest psuedo-competitive stage ever.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 15, 2025

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 15, 2025

I am a strong side special hater, but also I think that both NASB1 and Smash 64 (including Remix) have nowhere near enough horizontal movement specials.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 15, 2025

"Using Multiversal Interventionism To Force Alternate-Universe Smash-Making Sony to Put Duck Hunt Into Smash Instead of Mario support thread"

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 15, 2025

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 14, 2025

holy smokes this is the best tweet ever

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 13, 2025

still wish the wurmple leak was real

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 13, 2025

It's really funny that there's a game called "Sonic Forces" that - even if it isn't THE Sonic Forces - is still recieving updates 8 years later.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 13, 2025

live tv broadcasts become pd in the uk 50 years after publication. the first nintendo character to become public domain in the english-speaking world will be Him. 2039. same year as the little women polka medley. be ready (if you are british).

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 13, 2025

i'm watching the plankton from nasb2 movie, and it's very funny but also every single song sounds like songify the news

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 13, 2025

Had a dream where I decided to go into farming as a job, and bought a pack of seeds that looked like this.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 12, 2025

I was gonna post an edit of the "90% of gamblers" meme to be about the fighter pass, but realised it wasn't apt because casino gamblers can actually ****ing quit in the first place.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 12, 2025

how much is big nintendo switch online paying them

they immediately approved "duck hunt pro" right after this.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 12, 2025

they ruined inspect element so i can't make it look like kanye hates nasb1

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 11, 2025

this man HATES the north american gaming industry (and only the north american gaming industry. either that or he's really incompotent relative to his talk)

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 11, 2025

wtf they ACTUALLY put boohbah in call of duty?

Perkilator · Mar 11, 2025

After thinking about it some more, I'm starting to understand your dislike of hype culture...kind of. Like, I still don't blame Sakurai or Nintendo for it. My ire is mainly directed towards the "Hype Beasts™" who insist that Smash always has to out-hype itself 24/7.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 11, 2025

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 10, 2025

As someone who has hated Pokemon's approach to grammar (capitalised species names, no plurals, strict pronunciation, all-caps names in the older games) for a LONG time, this is so vindicating.

Nintendo & Pokémon Company Had An "Adversarial Relationship", Say Former NOA Staffers

"There was a little bit of salt"

www.nintendolife.com

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 9, 2025

Peep this one, no really, peep this one!
No more phones! VINE BOOM
No more lights! VINE BOOM
No more motorcars! VINE BOOM
Not a single luxury! VINE BOOM
You've been blocked!

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 9, 2025

It's kinda funny that Racist Mario predates both Link's addition to Mario Kart, AND Cloud's addition to Smash; despite feeling like an extremely on-the-nose but not at all effective commentary on either.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 9, 2025

If "Banjo & Kazooie are Raring to go" is an acceptable reveal slogan, then it should also be acceptable to use "Mario is EADing tonight!"

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 9, 2025

I'm watching some of the Play Nintendo kiddie ads, and they keep saying "I'd like to think that..." when describing character traits - and on one hand I do appreciate them encouraging kids to create their own interpretations of Nintendo's intentionally vague character personalities, but on the other, "I'd like to think Diddy Kong is a great friend" in an utterly tragic sentence out of context.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 9, 2025

You have legitimate Smash info, with visual evidence in motion, you are going to leak it, as anyone would, but you're in the mood for shenanigans: what lies do you insert within your truths? Are you feeling vindictive? Do you want to give relief through an unpleasant lie? Do you want to make your weird MW mainstream? Are you just in a memeing mood?

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 9, 2025

couldn't somebody just hack youtube's copyright id system and leak a bunch of cancelled or lost tv shows and ****

i've been wondering this since i was a child

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 9, 2025

Put Chunky Kong in Smash and base his entire moveset and depiction around him accidentally wearing a disco suit to the DK Rap.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 9, 2025

Having the Metroid assist trophy only be killable with ice when only like 2 characters have ice attacks isn't a cute reference, it's bad game design. Not even bad balance or competitive design or something nitty-gritty like most flaws I think exist in Smash, just like, regular ol' nonsensically cryptic gameplay.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 9, 2025

I haven't seen the Jellystone Cartoon Network crossover yet, but from what I've seen it really annoys me that all the Hanna-Barbera characters got completely redesigned but the CN characters are just... the characters from the shows.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 8, 2025

Trying to figure out why general Smash fandom thinks emotional attachment is the be-all-end-all, but also feel any kind of reason to argue points for or against a character, and I think my brain is actually going to break.

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