Wario Wario Wario

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 13, 2024

I want to question why NASB2 decided the equivalent to the Hammer theme should be supermarket music, but then again, the Hammer theme being 80s 8-bit music is probably confusing if you're not clued in on the Donkey Kong Lore.

I'm going to headcanon that it is a reference to how the UK feed of Nickelodeon would air teleshopping at night because they're not legally allowed to show George Lopez.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 13, 2024

the dream link art for magby looks like he should be on a comedy movie poster surrounded by collapsing buildings

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 13, 2024

woah sqij in real life

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 13, 2024

Bri'ish people be like "Crisp's Challenge"

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 13, 2024

I'm not going to say Smash Wii U is better than Ultimate, since I haven't played it since Ultimate came out (damn you iterative game design...), but I will say that every time I see Smash Wii U footage, my first thought without fail is "why did they tone down the colours of Ultimate?"

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 13, 2024

It's funny to me that the Villains Wiki has a seperate category for "abusers" - like that's such a vague term, how can someone be a villain without abusing someone???

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 11, 2024

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 11, 2024

I just realised Kuru Kuru Kururin is technically an N64-era game and not a GameCube-era game, even if only by a few months, and usually this sort of thing breaks my mind - I've said it before - but that makes perfect sense actually. Look at this permanent marker dialogue font, that's as N64 as it gets.

The cartoonier-than-a-cartoon "boing" sound effect from the springs and the cinema floor win screen stars should've been dead giveaways this game was developed in the 90s too.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 10, 2024

if nintendo are going to continue shilling games in smash, they should do it with the same audacious honesty as 9-volt's ending cutscene in the first warioware

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 10, 2024

Corporate mascot: "I hate PRODUCT! What a quirky subversion of expectations!"
Proceeds to become the most recognisable iconography of the brand
PRODUCT CEO: "You love PRODUCT! You love PRODUCT!"

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 10, 2024

just took psychic damage from clicking on a dreamworks video essay and hearing mr peabody and sherman being called "an original ip" in the first 40 seconds.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 10, 2024

how does mario tennis aces have a more functional, balanced super move system than any super smash bros. game.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 10, 2024

why is the plot of toy story 5 literally "30 billion spongebobs vs goku"

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 9, 2024

oh no not the "bad games should fade into thanos dust" discourse on the nasb thread

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 9, 2024

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 8, 2024

Balloon Fighter in Crusade is really cool. Always wanted a "second Jigglypuff" of sorts, and I think it's funny timing with Joust being leaked for MVS

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 8, 2024

Very excited to expose the RTC MVS thread to the horror of the Toonami 2006 UK rebrand next week.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 8, 2024

I don't believe in "scandal speculation", I think it's wrong and weird, but it was so obvious that Mr. Beast had shady dealings going on, the evidence was literally just the basic concept of his content - if he actually meant well, he either wouldn't have the money to do all these crazy stunts because he'd just throw it all at a bunch of charities at once, or would just buy a yacht and mind his own business. At most his stunts would just be direct camera videos with no editing to ensure as little money is wasted on non-charity affairs as possible. He's like the most plainly obvious 2010s kids movie twist villain. Evil Richard Ayoade guinea pig from The Bad Guys.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 8, 2024

Reading up the Sacred GameCubeTM Texts and 1. the vision of Reggie Fils Aime hyping up

as a "Halo Killer" to a crowd entirely comprised of silently-judgemental yes-men is really funny to me, and 2. as someone who was around for (or at least could watch YouTube videos during) the "why did cally duty kill me precious platformers?" discourse of the early 2010s, it appears that is - like many things - also a nuture issue and not a nature issue.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 8, 2024

Peperami might be the only brand to become a genericised trademark for something the product very clearly isn't.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 8, 2024

do you think japan has die hard sega saturn fans who are convinced "bug!" was the first 3d platformer ever and get really shocked when you show them the us n64 sales statistics

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 8, 2024

I've been adding tons of undocumented games to IGDB, which is naturally mostly promotional flash games, and something I found out is that IGDB doesn't have pages for the non-character Smash DLC aside from a very small selection of Ultimate's Mii Costumes, so I've added the 3DS/Wii U stage DLC, and it'll be very funny when they show up on my Backloggd list alongside "Which One of SpongeBob's Front Teeth Are You?" and "Scrat's Cheestrings Meltdown".

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 7, 2024

Finally figured out how to play Mario Tennis Aces with meter, and damn, this game was NOT balanced for meterless.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 6, 2024

Mario & Nintendo All-Stars Racing With ToeJam & Earl

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 6, 2024

The fact that an in-depth gameplay overview for one of the most anticipated games in Nintendo's entire history (a Zelda solo game) got shadow dropped with no fanfare is really solidifying my belief that the budget and attention given to individual Smash cameo trailers is insultingly high.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 6, 2024

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 5, 2024

James, while the Buffalo buffalo had had "had", had had "colourless green ideas", "colourless green ideas" had had buffaloed the Police police better.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 5, 2024

It's kinda funny how, of the 3 9th gen major IP crossover platform fighters, the only one without any adult-oriented characters whatsoever is also the one with the most advanced gameplay.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 5, 2024

I like how the rival combinations in the Mario Kart games are often actual rivalries and not just enemies, like Diddy and DK or Luigi and Mario

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 4, 2024

The best thing to come out of corporations like Disney hoarding irrelevant, failed IPs that take up less of the cultural mindshare than a properly-understood Graham's number for centuries is the Twitter thread from Disney+'s launch where they listed off everything on the service, and it just came off as them spouting nonsense.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 4, 2024

leaked multiversus stage: taz mania intro seizure strobe lights

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 4, 2024

Never thought I'd see the day... a NASB2 review that isn't just backhandedly bashing NASB1 while barely talking about NASB2!

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 4, 2024

just found out about Dr. Kawashima's edgy Joker clone who only appears in the "A Little Bit Of..." subseries

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 3, 2024

With how many old game holdovers exist in Smash, I do wonder if "King Koopa" and "Princess Toadstool" would still be used if the series started on SNES or NES.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 3, 2024

Would anyone be interested in an alternate take on a Smash 7 creation thread, now Infinite's on hiatus? Will have to wait for creation thread burnout to fade, but still. I'll try not to use it as a soapbox for my Smash takes, I promise.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 3, 2024

The failing wars were actually a tournament.

EMUS VS. DRUGS.

(please ignore the many atrocities being committed by america and australia in the losers bracket)

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 3, 2024

The chance of Rosa Parks having seen the Angry Video Game Nerd's first 2 episodes before she died is very low but not 0.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 3, 2024

Bowser echo tier list. I will not be accepting any objections.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 3, 2024

When you step back for a second, it's really weird how Smash fans priotise playable fighters over all other appearances to the extent that being completely absent from the game is basically the optimal 2nd second place scenario rather than being an assist trophy, super move teammate, or stage hazard, at least in the first few months of a DLC cycle.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 3, 2024