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Wario Wario Wario · Jul 22, 2024

It's absolutely impossible they were thinking this far ahead, but I really like how - in the modern age where retro games are typically discovered by new players in a format where they only have either a box art or a title to go off of - Donkey Kong '94 can actually work as a bait-and-switch.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 22, 2024

It is really a right shame that Nintendo arguably has the best library of weird rando characters and IPs to dig through of any of the brands making IP crossover platform fighters, but plays it so safe and people-pleasy with its platform fighter that Duck Hunt and Piranha Plant are considered "joke picks"

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 22, 2024

It's weird how a lot of people will say "NASB1 tried too hard to appeal to adults", but then criticise the game for having smaller movesets; overly offense-based gameplay; and two-flickies moves.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 22, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 21, 2024

oh god, people are doing the "nickelodeon waited for hillenberg to die" schtick again for the backyardigans reboot.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 21, 2024

I had a dream where I came home from a non-specified holiday, and found out that NASB2 released an update to give all the stages competitive forms.

Yeah, kinda boring

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 21, 2024

I think the Cheetahmen are pretty epic, but making their catchphrase "Livin' large!" instead of "Cheetahs always prosper!" was a massive missed opportunity.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 21, 2024

It's kinda hilarious in a pathetic way how a lot of internet people who try to argue that they're "the NORMAL ones" aren't actually very normal if you step off of the internet for once. From my experience, almost everyone in the real world is pro-trans/enby, pro-ace/aro, pro-furry, pro-goth, pro-polyamory, pro-piracy, pro-dyed hair, pro-Disney adult, e.t.c. - name a minority group, hobby, victimless crime, method of self-expression, fandom, e.t.c.; and the normal layman can probably get behind it. Maybe I'm just lucky, I don't know.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 20, 2024

It's really weird how people talk about "brainrot" like it's an... actual quantifiable thing.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 20, 2024

Does Goku HAVE to shout the names of his attacks to use them? Because if so, I know a character who could easily beat Goku.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 19, 2024

I have always associated the colour green with the number 3, and never understood why, and now I just realised that it's because the Shrek the Third marketing machine ramped up right as I was gaining sentience.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 19, 2024

I love the localisation censorship to Bonanza Bros, because it's so lazy and clunky that it feels like the Bonanzas themselves hijacked the game to cover up their activity.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 19, 2024

The Multiversus comic covers are Certified Traced Official Art Assets Classics.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 19, 2024

The Simpsons: Tapped-Out is post-apocalypse fiction

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 19, 2024

Been morbidly obsessed with the Star Vs. finale lately, never seen the show so maybe the context is lost in translation, but I don't think any context could make it OK.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 19, 2024

Whoever on the late 90s SNES game music ripping forums decided the Radical Rex theme song should be called "Dated Slang Rap" is a hero.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 19, 2024

i was thinking about how shrek is in the library of congress, and it got me thinking:

how many library of congress films have fart jokes?

thus far i know of:

shrek
blazing saddles
the lion king
dances with wolves
road to morocco

additionally, there are films from the pink panther; star wars; and muppets dynasties - which have implemented farts within their mainline, but not in the preserved films

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 19, 2024

just imagine if nintendo pulled the every-nes-game-list thing again in 30/40 years for a switch nostalgia project.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 18, 2024

Infobox image choices from foreign Wikipedias that can only use creative commons images are iconic

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 18, 2024

I never bothered to look into the Beer Lore until reading New Norm memes (I am not an alcoholic, the only Beer Lore I know is all the thinly vieled attempts at marketing to kids and Stella whatever trying to remove a Wikipedia page calling them "wife beater beer"), and only just now have I found out that

TM is actually called "Coors" and not "Cools" with a poor typeface that looks like "Coors".

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 18, 2024

yooo guys new contrarian side-over-protag idea just dropped

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 18, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 18, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 18, 2024

How the hell did the Game Boy Camera garner a reputation as "creepy"? Like, I really don't get it. I was a timid kid, bought a GB Camera without context of its reputation, WAYRF only made jump a little and then I was immediately trying to get it again because it was funny, and that's basically the only thing that could be considered even slightly unsettling in the entire software - a jumpscare, a party trick. Otherwise it's more like a non-game WarioWare precursor. The very vast majority of it looks like this:

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 18, 2024

the title to q*bert 3 is the most garishly 90s thing ive ever seen, and that's saying a lot

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 17, 2024

new time-perception-crushing video game fact discovered: adventure (1980) and adventure ii (officially authorised in 2005) is only the 5th longest sequel gap in gaming.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 17, 2024

I'm not Japanese so I wouldn't know, but I can't help but think that the Emio teaser being for Famicom Detective Club probably wasn't that out-of-left-field to the Japan audience. If Nintendo released a cryptic video of a tank, we as Westerners probably wouldn't be too surprised if it turned out to be Advance Wars instead of a Nintendo take on COD.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 17, 2024

The Deadpool movie merchandise is trying too hard.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 17, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 16, 2024

went on the crossover wiki and am now cursed with the knowledge that there exists an official fnaf/chuck e cheese crossover and its a shrek parody; and also that spyro and deadpool have crossed over with jeffy jeffy in an offical capacity.

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Wario Wario Wario · Jul 16, 2024

THE MODERN ATARI STARTED AS A DIVISION OF THE GOODTIMES MOCKBUSTER COMPANY????

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 16, 2024

Since I was talking about green furry characters in Fortnite yesterday, it is genuinely baffling to me that Jazz Jackrabbit still isn't in Fortnite as a skin. It's not the most recognisable IP, but it also probably wouldn't cost a cent to use and fits perfectly with both Fortnite's sci-fi lasers theme and its heavy amount of anthro characters.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 16, 2024

It's weird how people talk about multiplayer games that aren't the Current Hot Thing in past tense as if they just... randomly disappeared or something.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 16, 2024

I used to really hate baby clones, but I now I think they're funny - how can you hate a face like this?

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 16, 2024

I'm the new Norm! I want weird beer!

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 15, 2024

The reason why Goldeen appears in Smash instead of Magikarp is because both of the edgy Smash story modes would not have any conflict whatsoever if Magikarp existed in the Smash universe. All 3 eldritch abominations would be dead by the time Cranky Kong was born with even one Magikarp around, let alone a whole species.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 15, 2024

paused the simpsons arcade game c64 video at the wrong time and saw a pibby glitch

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 15, 2024

I just spent... about half a minute... convinced I was insane because I couldn't find proof that a Grinch Fortnite collab I vividly remembered happening ever happened.

Turns out it was actually Jack Skellington.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 15, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 15, 2024

If Sakurai was based and added this guy to Smash (or if they made any other appearance in a Nintendo game), their in-game name should be "Who Are You Running From?" because, let's be frank, if anyone was to have an ominous, 6-syllable question as their legal first name, it'd be them.

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