Champion of Hyrule

Champion of Hyrule · Jun 15, 2024

I found out the original versions of FF1 and 2 don’t let you buy Phoenix downs either so FF3 is slightly exonerated in my mind. What I am annoyed by now is that the DS remake of the game didn’t fix this massive flaw that was already fixed in GBA remakes

Champion of Hyrule · Jun 15, 2024

I just found out that one of the comment sections of a kirby air ride song is a cesspool of anti-semetism. I'm not even kidding. Kirby fans have officially lost the right to call their fanbase "wholesome."

Champion of Hyrule · Jun 14, 2024

You ever bought a switch game on Amazon and the wrong region’s box arrives, messing up your collection?

That happened to me since I got a PAL region box but it was just with Pikmin 1+2 and 3 and now it just looks like the pikmin series has special boxes

Champion of Hyrule · Jun 14, 2024

I just realized that sonic is 100% gonna repeat “pop quiz hot shot” to shadow in the sonic movie 3

Champion of Hyrule · Jun 14, 2024

I just saw an ad for a company that AI generates emails for you and sends them. That’s terrible enough but the example they showed was an AI generating a response to someone asking why they were being overcharged. The fact that companies not only think this is a good idea but good enough to advertise like this is so depressing

Champion of Hyrule · Jun 13, 2024

A lot of the times when stories do an “every mythology is real” approach they make Zeus the king of all gods but i kinda wish they would do another approach. Make it Dyeus I say.

Champion of Hyrule · Jun 13, 2024

I like joseph anderson but his narrative criticisms delve into just pointing out plot holes way too much IMO which is surprising considering how deep his gameplay criticism can be

Champion of Hyrule · Jun 13, 2024

I was just trying to look up the Sega Saturn port of Croc and this came up, what the hell??

Saturn (alligator) - Wikipedia

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Champion of Hyrule · Jun 13, 2024

Had a dream there was a freeware downloadable game. It was like a LucasArts point and click adventure only you have more movement and are a dude named Luigi on a quest through a town to gather three skibidi toilets (yes this was real). The game starts with you trying to buy a magical power star from a thinly veiled Super Mario parody when you’re interrupted by a photorealistic cat colour shifted red that’s the bad guy

Champion of Hyrule · Jun 13, 2024

I must have had it explained to me about 20 different times over the course of 5 years but I stilll haven’t ever been able to understand the monty hall problem, or at least how switching the door is always the better odds

Champion of Hyrule · Jun 12, 2024

two people liked my last of us post so i made yesterday so i feel like i need to clarify it was a joke. would look awful if people didnt know

Champion of Hyrule · Jun 12, 2024

The lack of being able to buy Phoenix downs or ethers in final fantasy 3 is genuinely starting to annoy me

Champion of Hyrule · Jun 12, 2024

The Uncharted movie having really obvious Papa John's product placement was a missed opportunity. Make it Subway, cowards

Champion of Hyrule · Jun 11, 2024

Following off my post about bad streamers with disgusting habits, I realized that if I ever have kids I’d become one of those parents who scares their kids with anecdotes to instill good habits, but instead of being about a friend from sixth grade who went to the hospital after choking on a hot dog it would be about xqc’s ear infection he got from re using a towel

Champion of Hyrule · Jun 11, 2024

why do people say the last of us's opening is sad, joel's daughter is a drug dealer she deserved it

Champion of Hyrule · Jun 11, 2024

No one tell reactionaries who say the suicide squad game “disrespects kevin conroy’s legacy” about him being gay, they would probably explode on the spot and that would be an awful mess to clean up

Champion of Hyrule · Jun 11, 2024

We got gta 5 before gta 6

Champion of Hyrule · Jun 11, 2024

Dr Pepper passes Pepsi as second biggest soda brand behind Coke

Over the years, the peppery soda - with its claimed blend of 23 flavors - has been growing in popularity, leaning into its identity as a spicy alternative to cola and taking advantage of broader trends.

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Unironically a historic moment. We won, Pepperbros

Champion of Hyrule · Jun 11, 2024

It really is crazy how Nintendo made one of the best games of the generation in BotW but had some massive problems that no other Zelda games had barely even attempted to fix them in the sequel.

Champion of Hyrule · Jun 10, 2024

Why is it that every annoying streamer with terrible takes always lives in the most disgusting way possible? Some “I don’t clean my water bottles because they have water in them anyway!” type **** that they just think is completely normal?

Champion of Hyrule · Jun 10, 2024

I found out Final Fantasy 14 sold almost twice as much as 7 and even though I obviously know it’s successful that kinda just completely changed how I see the franchise

Champion of Hyrule · Jun 10, 2024

I was genuinely surprised by the latest DYKG video on cut MGS2 content because literally nothing that was mentioned sounded even remotely like a good idea to me

Champion of Hyrule · Jun 9, 2024

Oof yea that MGS3 remake trailer didn’t look good to me at all. A lot of the original’s interesting visual style and atmosphere seems lost in favor of realism and I’m not a fan. Most of what was shown off were 1 to 1 recreations of set pieces from the original so I hope it’s not just a 20 year old game with slight gameplay improvements and the atmosphere is way worse.

The Boss also looks way too youthful, this and Tekken 8 have cemented the theory in my mind that modern video game developers can’t make female characters faces look anything above 30.

Champion of Hyrule · Jun 9, 2024

I assumed Doom the Dark Ages was an army of darkness situation but somehow this is cooler

Champion of Hyrule · Jun 9, 2024

I’ve complained about not liking switchable RPG job systems that much but I think Final Fantasy 3 (the game that basically originated this concept) actually has a really smart way of having you try out some other jobs early on

Champion of Hyrule · Jun 8, 2024

Hello, it is I the CEO of Sweet Baby Inc. your suicide squad game called “kill the justice league” looks a bit too good so have you tried making it more woke? I suggest wokely killing Batman so that more people will hate the game more

Champion of Hyrule · Jun 8, 2024

i am the great wart awhawhaw

Champion of Hyrule · Jun 7, 2024

My final fantasy marathon continues, now playing FF3.

This game not having a GBA remake kinda messes up the consistency of the whole project

Champion of Hyrule · Jun 7, 2024

Square Enix having a minimalist white blank style for their games’ spines was cool when the boxes actually looked like that but without it it just makes their games stand out in the worst way possible in certain libraries

Champion of Hyrule · Jun 7, 2024

Still no Geese in Fatal Fury City of the Wolves. We’re still winning.

Champion of Hyrule · Jun 6, 2024

Delicious in Dungeon has reawakened my love for thiririsdays

Champion of Hyrule · Jun 6, 2024

A lot of people agnowledge how horrible the harry potter elf slavery thing is but I feel like it’s made ten times more horrrifying by the imagery that by giving this slave any clothes at all that instantly freed them

Champion of Hyrule · Jun 6, 2024

I don’t really think this is true but I really want to believe Starfox guard was inspired by FNAF

Champion of Hyrule · Jun 6, 2024

I had a dream multiversus blatantly tried to appeal to dads because of Father’s Day I guess and so they added both dirty harry and clint eastwood himself as their own roster slots. I didn’t even know the movies were owned by Warner Bros it’s just what my subconscious associates with dads I guess

Champion of Hyrule · Jun 6, 2024

when the garten of banban series gets more mainline entries than final fantasy then and only then I will play through all of the games

Champion of Hyrule · Jun 5, 2024

I like those “places where Roman coins were found” maps because there’s always a conspicuous lack of coins in Bosnia. I wonder why no one was searching the dirt there.

Champion of Hyrule · Jun 5, 2024

You know how there are hardline Christians who get mad at the fact Elton John had music in the lion king? I think it would be funny if they did the same with Freddie Mercury and started calling flash gordon woke trash for having music by a gay person in it.

Champion of Hyrule · Jun 5, 2024

Omg the guy who plays live action kiryu is the narrator in the way of the house husband. That’s actually perfect.

Champion of Hyrule · Jun 5, 2024

The fact that the axem rangers don’t get their own battle theme was such a missed opportunity

Champion of Hyrule · Jun 5, 2024

The funniest part about the AC Shadows “controversy” is that I keep on seeing a bunch of people saying “imagine if this was a white protagonist!” as if anyone would care at all about that

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