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Wario Wario Wario · May 24, 2024

Had a go at an MVS wishlist aaaaannnnddd ok, to be honest, half way through I was already just putting in characters less because I'd really want them if I was into MVS and more because I wanted a full image and happened to think they'd be at least somewhat cool or funny, I'm not actually dying to see Goopy Geer or the Revolting Slob in there - or really anyone here except Dastardly, Muttley, and Mung.

Wario Wario Wario · May 24, 2024

Disney Speedstorm making Kermit a bonus and not doing a Muppet season is a huge missed opportunity. I guess a Muppet track would run the risk of overlapping with the cinema section of the Steamboat Willie stage, but still.

I really can't bring myself to care much about Speedstorm as a whole though, just because they stopped making all the unlocks free for local play, and since then I've heard there's been some other suspicious things going on with monetization.

Wario Wario Wario · May 24, 2024

Early Mario and Early Mickey have a bit in common

Animal abuse
Mistaken for having a different name, despite not being so
More blue-collar than magical
That's it really

Wario Wario Wario · May 24, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · May 23, 2024

My laptop meets the minimum requirements for MVS, I guess I kinda have to play it when it relaunches. I doubt I'll like it, but my curiousity has absolutely been piqued.

Wario Wario Wario · May 23, 2024

I had a dream where I went on Netflix, and watched Sonic Prime, and the description directly mentioned how people on Sonic Twitter were upset about that Turkish truck toy - not as a snarky joke, but more... a selling point? In the same way an Oscar nomination is???

Wario Wario Wario · May 23, 2024

The workprint version of Foodfight ends with Dex and Sunshine's products (cereal and raisins respectively) getting a cross promotion following their marriage. OK, cute ending, buuuuut throughout the movie a major plot point is Lady X, the villain, trying to court Dex - Lady X is a detergent mascot, what horrible product would they make in the bad timeline ending?

Wario Wario Wario · May 23, 2024

I'm reading all the Audio pages on the MVS wiki, and for some reason I find it irrationally funny how every time quotes related to Rick show up "Meeseeks" is written in blue for the page link

Wario Wario Wario · May 23, 2024

There are a lot of valid and gripping criticisms of modern Atari, down to an existential level, I don't want to shill for any company or endorse any massive corporate buyout, but god damn the Intellivision news is a relief. As silly as the Amico saga has been, it's always been a bit sad that the Intellivision name and library had to be dragged through it. Of course, ideally these almost 50 year old games and hardware should at least be nearing the public domain in an ideal world, but getting off of Mr. Tallarico's wild ride is always a good thing

Wario Wario Wario · May 22, 2024

Real eyes
Realize

Wario Wario Wario · May 22, 2024

Oh my ****ing god, that Sakurai Dolby story might be the worst thing he's said yet. I get that Dolby is a faceless corporation, but actively refusing to improve your game's sound quality because you find giving proper contract-required credit "intrusive" is icky, plain and simple. This is the first thing he's said that isn't just "bad game design" but outright "bad acting".

Wario Wario Wario · May 22, 2024

RESULTS ARE HERE! Admittedly more conventional than I was expecting

Wario Wario Wario · May 22, 2024

Poll is over, with 14 submissions. Will be counting up now.

Wario Wario Wario · May 22, 2024

latest paper mario news is a rare faithful translation w

Wario Wario Wario · May 22, 2024

I'm doing more research into MVS, and honestly it's really funny that MVS fans were making fun of NASB1 for its lack of alt costumes, because if you don't buy the paid variants, every character in MVS also only has one alt and you can't even willingly select it.

Wario Wario Wario · May 22, 2024

Just a reminder that I'm doing a Smash poll for the profile posts community. I'll probably end it either tonight or sometime tomorrow.

Wario3's Smashboards Profile Posters Smash fighter poll

All answers will be counted as one point

forms.gle

Wario Wario Wario · May 21, 2024

What's the matter? You haven't even touched your Windows 7 burger.

Wario Wario Wario · May 21, 2024

While I'm not a big fan of fan polls, I do think it would be quite interesting to do a profile posts-specific Smash roster poll, given that the profile posters do have a wildly different idea on what Smash should and shouldn't be compared to mainstream Smash fandom.

Wario Wario Wario · May 21, 2024

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Wario Wario Wario · May 21, 2024

mvs rtc thread... prepare... I'm making a list...

Wario Wario Wario · May 21, 2024

does anyone remember savage babies

Wario Wario Wario · May 21, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · May 20, 2024

just made the worst financial decision of my life (it cost 3 pounds)

Wario Wario Wario · May 20, 2024

to the tune of windows xp startup
windows xp song

to the tune of windows xp shutdown
windows xp

Wario Wario Wario · May 20, 2024

what if the palworlds didnt have guns

Wario Wario Wario · May 20, 2024

pac-man's down smash is not his two flickies move, his up special is because flicky is a mappy clone

Wario Wario Wario · May 20, 2024

When I'm in a citing sources competition and my opponent is TV Tropes

Wario Wario Wario · May 20, 2024

got an ad for furiosa and thought it was called fursona

Wario Wario Wario · May 20, 2024

I really, really, really prefer MVS' approach to CGI trailers over Smash's - having a "whole game trailer" that shows off everyone both handing asses and getting asses handed is way more fun than centering a whole trailer on a single character being badass and badass alone, even putting my ethical gripes with Smash marketing aside

Wario Wario Wario · May 20, 2024

If I was a really really good competitive Smash player who could discover new tech, I'd use the ability to name strats I discover as a soapbox for my hot takes. "Up tilt into Duck Hunt Should've Been in Smash As Far Back as 64" "Down throw into back air into Too Many Grassy Plains Stages" "You can gain great distance with a well-timed Bandanna Waddle Dee Isn't a Bad Pick Because He's a Mook, It's Because He Isn't"

Wario Wario Wario · May 20, 2024

I do wish there was a platfighter I could get really invested in updates for now that NASB's fallen off. Hopefully Slap City updates will speed up with Ludosity off of NASB (3rd alt set and story mode for Orka? Please?) - Fraymakers would be really good if it weren't for the fact my PC refuses to run it.

Wario Wario Wario · May 20, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · May 19, 2024

i googled "kermit vs" and the first autofill was "kermit vs starbucks vs hulk" and i'm very disappointed to find out that that's a search for overpriced watch reviews and not a joke death battle parody

Wario Wario Wario · May 19, 2024

One of the weirdest parts of modern platform fighter discourse is the notion that "Nintendo has the most iconic cast of characters" which is just... what??? How do I even begin on that? Even the mascot Pokemon and hyper-iconic 3Ps (Cloud, Steve, Sonic, Pac-Man) are specs in the public conciousness compared to characters like Superman and Garfield.

Wario Wario Wario · May 19, 2024

Wait, so apparently there's a Banana Guard solo comic with multiple issues? Have the MVS fans been lying about this character being a "minor background character" all this time (read: 3 days)?

Wario Wario Wario · May 19, 2024

I've been having memory issues with Chrome lately, and I keep on clicking YouTube videos and getting something different entirely, and I just got jumpscared by this. I don't even know what it is.

Wario Wario Wario · May 19, 2024

Smash fans will tell you "characters aren't functions" and then get mad when you suggest the Cheetahmen because "the game isn't good".

Wario Wario Wario · May 18, 2024

I'm listening to a cover of the song "Big in Japan", where I can understand the lyrics better, and... OK, so I knew "winter suicide" and "passing chinchilla-ettes" were obvious mondegreens, what I'm more surprised by is "Shall I stay here at the zoo" being an actual lyric.

Looking up the meaning aaanddd... this song's about GERMANY??? NOT JAPAN????

Wario Wario Wario · May 18, 2024

I cannot find proof of this ever existing, but a while back I found an 80s/early 90s-era Simpsons merchandise style guide, and there was one sentence from it that is burned into my memory because of how stern its wording was.

"COWABUNGA IS NOT A SIMPSONS PHRASE"

Wario Wario Wario · May 18, 2024

I finally unlocked the champion kart in CTRNF, somehow inexplicably got the Back N. Time decal? Dunno how that happened. Hardest track was... I'm just gonna lump all the bonus tracks sans Drive Thru Danger together, heh

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