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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 25, 2023

We're submitting animals as racers! Just any old regular non-descript animal!

SmashBoards Creates: Drifting Dimensions - The ultimate crossover kart racer!

Bad franchise: No Man’s Sky While redeemed now, No Man’s Sky certainly wasn’t good at release date so I think it would be an excellent pick. (I forgot a song so I’ll add it before the end of the day today) Racer: Traveler (specifically how he looks on the box art Vehicle: Starship Track...

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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 25, 2023

Batman when he sees the giant cockroach steal the Batmobile, paint it pink, and replace the wheels with pizza.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 24, 2023

Just got my first 222 scam call

Now I am officially an adult!

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 24, 2023

Smash fans when they play a game that wasn't advertised as having items, voice over, or little magical boys from the 2000s with rhyming names; and there's no items, voice over, or little magical boys from the 2000s with rhyming names

Smash fans when they're given the option to spend £20 on a set of characters without knowing who they are.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 24, 2023

We're submitting Robin and Shulk's echoes and stages!

SmashBoards has created: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character!

Pac-Man back special: Pooka Pumper Pac-Man blows up a Pooka, which will stay in the air and function like a bumper item. He can inflate it to different sizes, the bigger it is the shorter it will stay out. Projectiles bounce off the Pooka as well as fighters Palutena back special: Heavenly...

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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 24, 2023

I discovered the hidden midis on VGMusic, and it's been a wild ride - I just found a Midi masquerading as the Sonic SatAM theme song, but when you listen to it, it's actually got the syllable placement of Scientifically Accurate Sonic the Hedgehog.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 24, 2023

I don't get why people make games based on 2D cartoons and don't give them cel-shading. Even if you make it look good (which these games usually manage to do), it just seems really weird to not make it closer to the 2D look.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 23, 2023

Just found out that the PS2 Dogz and Catz games have boss fights

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 23, 2023

I find it funny when series symbols in fanmade Smash mockups look like this

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 23, 2023

Smash fans when they realize Smash is a 2D game (every single character is a side character, there are no front characters.)

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 23, 2023

Poopy Playtime: Questionable in All Aspects

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 23, 2023

I like to think the YouTube april fools items in DriDim were announced alongside the ability to select items separately from racers.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 22, 2023

More Wiki inspect element-ing for EAC.

I'm not sure if the combination of 1. there being nearly 100 newcomers here, and 2. all of them being echoes would increase or decrease discourse. Like, on one hand, not getting your character in when there's over 80 newcomers has gotta sting (especially if you wanted, or would be content with, them as an echo in the first place), but on the other, getting your character in when there's over 80 newcomers probably feels a lot less special. Also Sanic.

Internal Frickface · Apr 22, 2023

omg atari dragon <3

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 22, 2023

the sour patch kids video game is the scariest thing i've ever seen in my life

this is why brand mandates exist

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 22, 2023

Gamers when they aren't actively being advertised to

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 22, 2023

I don't get why people are calling Pizza Tower a hard game? It's honestly almost as easy as a Kirby or Yoshi game to any% - the only stages I ever timed out on were Oh ****! and War, even Crumbling Tower of Pizza was a first try for me.

Then again, I also thought Crash 4 was easy, so take my opinions with a grain of salt.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 22, 2023

yorgle, grundle, and rhindle

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 21, 2023

Never let DiscussingFilm become verified, please.

psb123 · Apr 21, 2023

If you don't mind me asking, what exactly is the reason you don't like the idea of Crash and Rayman in Smash even though you like those characters?

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 21, 2023

New stages and echoes again: PAC MAN PAC MAN PAC MAN PAC MAN (also palutena) - don't forget to vote for Mii Costumes too!

SmashBoards has created: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character!

My third Mii submission will be Mii Duo Has an Ice Climber gimmick and a shorter body than the other Miis, takes moves from swift characters like Fox, Sheik, Zero Suit Samus, Diddy Kong, Greninja, Sonic, and Joker - weak alone but powerful together. That probably is different enough, but I do...

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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 21, 2023

As disturbing as the 2010s Nintendo cult of personality was in hindsight, it's quite funny to look back on them trying to elevate Bill Trinen to the same level as Iwata and Reggie and it not working at all.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 20, 2023

I'm cautiously optimistic about Bubsy's future under Atari. Bubsy NFTs are more when than if unfortunately, but Atari know some real good devs who respect the source material they work with too.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 20, 2023

It is very likely that more people currently know Foreman Spike by name than Pauline

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 20, 2023

I like that Nintendo went out of their way to announce the Japanese rename of Foreman Spike on Twitter instead of just dropping a new game and expecting fans to figure it out on their own. A type of transparency that, while small even for Japanese AAA studio standards, is very appreciated from Nintendo.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 20, 2023

Devoted Rayman platform fighter using the engine of Legends >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rayman in Smash.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 20, 2023

All this time, Sonic's full name being Ogilvie Maurice was a RUMOUR??? Another Julius Pringles Street Shark moment????

My world is shattered

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 20, 2023

Hungrybox really did just open his video about Niantic devs receiving death threats with "imagine making a game so crappy that you get death threats", huh.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 20, 2023

One element of PSASBR I think goes very underappreciated is the mere presence of Toro - a character who's games were Japan-exclusive up to that point. Keep in mind that PSASBR is a Western-developed game - even if Toro was just a Minion his presence would be impressive and a sign the devs did their research just as much as Polygon Man is. Smash doesn't even acknowledge Western-exclusive titles in Spirits. (unless you count character design changes like Elite Beat Agents and Rusty's Real Deal Baseball)

Additionally, while Toro's moveset is mostly parodies of other fighting games, I believe all his costumes are directly taken from the Toro games. Could be wrong on that though.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 20, 2023

I had a dream where I went to a Disney-themed mall, and one of the staff members sung the Pepper Ann theme song and I stared at them disapprovingly - When I next walked past that same staff member, they sung the Happy Happy Joy Joy song from Ren and Stimpy to test me, and when I didn't pay them any mind they aggressively shouted at and threatened me for being annoyed with the Disney cartoon song at the Disney mall and not the non-Disney cartoon song.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 20, 2023

REDACTED TOPICAL CELEBRATION POST.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 19, 2023

i seriously do not know how the mario movie attracted this much discourse, and not just the culture war variety. it's the turn-of-your-brain-est of turn-of-your-brain movies.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 19, 2023

confirm or deny

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 19, 2023

Continuing from that last post, when people talk about a "celebration of gaming" Smash, I feel they don't realise that such a thing - if achieved correctly - wouldn't just be "MASTER CHIEF VS KRATOS VS MARIO VS INSERT YOUR CHOICE OF VALVE REP HERE OMG but no ness and captain falcon

" - but instead a quarter of the roster being comprised of characters from games that never got released in America, an even bigger chunk being F2P and mobile game characters, 3 separate abstract 70s spaceships as playable fighters, Minecraft Alex as a fully unique fighter, the Nintendo representation being almost entirely things like Brain Training and Nintendogs, Giant Enemy Crab and All Your Base jokes, and a complete neglect for fan demand.

Of course, I know this and still want such a game anyway. We are not the same.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 19, 2023

A Nintendo clone of Xbox Arena would be so dumb - what characters do they even have other than Mario, the Zelda elf, and the millions of Pokemons? the head from Brain Age? the plastic robot from the 80s?

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 19, 2023

The Peter Bertram "PBS" Salway estate murdering Cowboy Bebop himself so they can steal his music.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 19, 2023

Y'all know that if Smash was to devote itself to being a proper "celebration of gaming", that would require bad games to be celebrated too, right? Not just that, but also specifically for their badness, not in spite or mockery of it.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 19, 2023

I'm surprised Nintendo allowed DK Mode to come back for Goldeneye on Xbox.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 19, 2023

"why did the 90s kids bully us as kids for liking edgy 2000s thing in the 2010s

"
"HAHA YOU LIKE self-aware 2010s thing"

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 19, 2023

thinking about the my little pony fanfilm that was secretly a crossover with the powerpuff girls and was so adamant on hiding this fact that they didn't show the "don't sue us cartoon network" disclaimer until halfway through

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