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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 20, 2023

I had a dream where I went to a Disney-themed mall, and one of the staff members sung the Pepper Ann theme song and I stared at them disapprovingly - When I next walked past that same staff member, they sung the Happy Happy Joy Joy song from Ren and Stimpy to test me, and when I didn't pay them any mind they aggressively shouted at and threatened me for being annoyed with the Disney cartoon song at the Disney mall and not the non-Disney cartoon song.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 20, 2023

REDACTED TOPICAL CELEBRATION POST.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 19, 2023

i seriously do not know how the mario movie attracted this much discourse, and not just the culture war variety. it's the turn-of-your-brain-est of turn-of-your-brain movies.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 19, 2023

confirm or deny

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 19, 2023

Continuing from that last post, when people talk about a "celebration of gaming" Smash, I feel they don't realise that such a thing - if achieved correctly - wouldn't just be "MASTER CHIEF VS KRATOS VS MARIO VS INSERT YOUR CHOICE OF VALVE REP HERE OMG but no ness and captain falcon

" - but instead a quarter of the roster being comprised of characters from games that never got released in America, an even bigger chunk being F2P and mobile game characters, 3 separate abstract 70s spaceships as playable fighters, Minecraft Alex as a fully unique fighter, the Nintendo representation being almost entirely things like Brain Training and Nintendogs, Giant Enemy Crab and All Your Base jokes, and a complete neglect for fan demand.

Of course, I know this and still want such a game anyway. We are not the same.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 19, 2023

A Nintendo clone of Xbox Arena would be so dumb - what characters do they even have other than Mario, the Zelda elf, and the millions of Pokemons? the head from Brain Age? the plastic robot from the 80s?

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 19, 2023

The Peter Bertram "PBS" Salway estate murdering Cowboy Bebop himself so they can steal his music.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 19, 2023

Y'all know that if Smash was to devote itself to being a proper "celebration of gaming", that would require bad games to be celebrated too, right? Not just that, but also specifically for their badness, not in spite or mockery of it.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 19, 2023

I'm surprised Nintendo allowed DK Mode to come back for Goldeneye on Xbox.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 19, 2023

"why did the 90s kids bully us as kids for liking edgy 2000s thing in the 2010s

"
"HAHA YOU LIKE self-aware 2010s thing"

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 19, 2023

thinking about the my little pony fanfilm that was secretly a crossover with the powerpuff girls and was so adamant on hiding this fact that they didn't show the "don't sue us cartoon network" disclaimer until halfway through

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 19, 2023

I find it funny how the "Everybody wanna be a superstar" vocals sound better with the Sneaky Snitch instrumental than the actual instrumental they were sung to.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 19, 2023

what the hell happened to the google code

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 18, 2023

Addams vs. Munsters
Simpsons vs. Griffins
Flintstones vs. Croods
Jetsons vs... the Phil of the Future family? My Parents are Aliens maybe? Rick and Morty if you reeeallly wanna stretch it?
Does Peppa Pig vs. Bluey count?

Look, I'm really stretching here, but I don't have any conclusion. I just like creating arbitrary parallels - in this case between other arbitrary parallels. All of them have some DNA from the Honeymooners either way.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 18, 2023

Reminder that we're submitting new Mii classes and stages for the 3 existing Mii types!

SmashBoards has created: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character!

Ring Fit Trainee Alts Default (Female) Male Non-Binary Female - red outfit Male - red outfit NB - red outfit Female - blue outfit w/ blue fire Male - blue outfit w/ blue fire NB - blue outfit w/ blue fire Female - green outfit w/ green fire Male - green outfit w/ green fire NB - green outfit w/...

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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 18, 2023

Why are people so obsessed with removing Squirtle and Ivysaur from Pokémon Trainer and not the actual lame stance?

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 18, 2023

We're submitting content for the Miis! While stages are going as normal, we're making brand new Mii classes in place of echoes!

https://smashboards.com/threads/smashboards-creates-super-smash-bros-ultimate-expand-a-character-expanding-the-miis-content.518515/

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 17, 2023

I will allow Angry Birds content in EAC, even though the purchase (as far as I can tell) hasn't been made official - ActiBlizz are a different case since there's a lot of legal opposition and a high chance the deal could fall through.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 17, 2023

We're submitting alts for Rosalina, Greninja, Little Mac, and their new echoes: Knuckles, Space Invader, and Sceptile!

SmashBoards has created: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character!

Ring Fit Trainee Alts Default (Female) Male Non-Binary Female - red outfit Male - red outfit NB - red outfit Female - blue outfit w/ blue fire Male - blue outfit w/ blue fire NB - blue outfit w/ blue fire Female - green outfit w/ green fire Male - green outfit w/ green fire NB - green outfit w/...

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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 17, 2023

The reason I don't like the idea of Smash being "an epic war between good and evil" and prefer it just being pals hanging out with some weird bloodless bloodsport is honestly really prudish - that a lot of the fighters are kids or non/semi-anthro animals, and the idea of even an anti-hero like Bayonetta - let alone an unambiguous hero-to-all like Sonic or Pac-Man - bludgeoning poor little Toon Link or Yoshi in any context other than a sport is offputting - hell, one of the fighters is literally just a baby animal!

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 17, 2023

i love how needlessly dramatic this dvd cover is.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 17, 2023

People thinking the Dreamcast Mini would make Sega more money than Angry Birds is hilarious.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 17, 2023

ANGRY BIRDS ELEGIBLE FOR EAC. I REPEAT, ANGRY BIRDS ELEGIBLE FOR EAC

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 17, 2023

-Start to Google search "Among Us"
-Refresh for no reason
-Search "s"

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 17, 2023

Miis will be really fun on EAC.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 17, 2023

I appreciate the Nintendo logo before the Mario movie not being an epic crossover, but I do not appreciate it using the modern-coloured versions of the SMB1 sprites.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 16, 2023

I went to look for the old LloydsTSB ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha advert music, and now my YouTube recommended is nothing but British service hold music.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 16, 2023

The one piece of lore I like from Subspace is Mr. Game & Watch having no sense of right or wrong, even though it's just as nonsensical within the limited G&W canon as ROB's backstory is. I like to think the reason why he commits moral actions like keeping zoo lions in cages and rescuing people from a fire is because he finds said acts fun and not any actual moral obligation.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 16, 2023

I always assumed that the Star Wars special editions were just a brief little oops that quickly got reversed, a single gimmicky DVD run distinctly labeled as such, and people were overreacting.

Oh no no no no. This is actually a disgrace. They still don't provide the original edits, and fans had to make a high quality version themselves. I 100% understand the fan rage, and if anything people have underreacted.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 15, 2023

I don't get the hate for "all a dream/video game/book/movie" endings - like, yeah, if they're used as a way to avoid having a proper ending or they go the edgy coma route it sucks, but I think it can be a really cute framing device, and it ultimately changes nothing about the story's real-ness status.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 15, 2023

I think the funniest "blinking twice" moment I've ever seen in a Raid Shadow Legends ad was a YouTuber saying "You know how much I prefer realistic graphics to cartoons!"

The video was on a cartoon review channel.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 15, 2023

We've got a triple feature! Stages and echoes for Greninja, Little Mac, and Rosalina!

SmashBoards has created: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character!

Ring Fit Trainee Alts Default (Female) Male Non-Binary Female - red outfit Male - red outfit NB - red outfit Female - blue outfit w/ blue fire Male - blue outfit w/ blue fire NB - blue outfit w/ blue fire Female - green outfit w/ green fire Male - green outfit w/ green fire NB - green outfit w/...

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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 15, 2023

I hate to say this but I think Pizza Tower may have actually ruined Sonic for me.

WHY DOES HE LOSE MOMENTUM WHEN HE TURNS.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 15, 2023

Wanted to do another EAC series recap, but decided to go for the funny inspect element (I actually used the SmashWiki editor preview function, but inspect element sounds funnier) - I'm honestly surprised by how sensible this is once you remove the funny Simpsons spirits and Regular Show music tracks - sure, there's some wacky stuff here and there, but I could reasonably imagine this part of the Wiki looking a lot like this come a next Smash game. (the only stuff I think is outright unrealistic are Drill Dozer being bumped up to stage status, any new MS IP being prioritized over Halo or Doom, those said 3 MS IPs (even if Halo and Doom were also added) and Club Penguin being present, Digimon going without a fighter, and - of course - no new ATs)

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 15, 2023

I like to think Desmond doesn't actually drive the car he's in. He just says "How did I get here?" when the race starts and just continues to be idly befuddled regardless of what happens.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 14, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 14, 2023

How "spare the rod, spoil the child" believers view a literal 5 year old that is asking them for comfort in an overwhelming situation (they're embarassing them in public)

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 14, 2023

Got a very fun TOP SECRET stage planned for EAC tomorrow.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 14, 2023

Someone vandalized the Wikipedia page of a certain commercial character (won't say who since if you checked the edit history you'd find my IP when I reverted the vandalism) to say they were animated by Nickelodeon, and I almost nominated them for NASB RTC before I checked the source.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 14, 2023

I guess with the ASDF DriDim drama right now, I should mention that TomSka's modern content is actually really good.

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