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Wario Wario Wario · Jan 30, 2023

I love Meta Crystal, but I also totally understand why it hasn't returned - it's too bumpy for competitive play, and doesn't have enough walls or ceilings for chaotic casual play. The only purposes it really has are as a nostalgic curio and for use in roleplay/themed fights

Still think it should come back though.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 30, 2023

We're submitting DK's echo and stage, as well as Spirits featuring him!

SmashBoards has created: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character!

1. Cappy Throw 2. Ground Pound

smashboards.com

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 30, 2023

The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie: Gets Greatest Hits status on PS2
The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie logo:

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 30, 2023

Me screaming "I'LL GOOGLE IT!" into the wind 9999999999999999999999999999 times in hopes of genericising the trademark for the funny

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 30, 2023

I think I'll allow stages and echoes from any company already represented in Smash in EAC (so, for example, Charizard could get a Metalgreymon echo, and Ness or Mii Gunner could get an Undertale stage)

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 30, 2023

The UK if Alfred Chicken was elected prime minister

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 29, 2023

The Boss Baby
The Boss Infant
The Boss Toddler
The Boss Child
The Boss Pre-Teen
The Boss Teenager
The Boss Young Adult
The Boss Adult
The Boss Middle-Aged Man
The Boss Elder
The Boss Centenarian
The Boss Corpse
The Boss Ashes
The Boss Reincarnated Oak Tree in Holland
The Boss Paper
The Boss McDonald's "McD on AIDS" Bag

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 29, 2023

Wow, I have not played a lot of Sonic games

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 28, 2023

Me and the boys at Susan Boyle's album launch party

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 28, 2023

Finally, Chadtronic is making "Sonic Adventure 2, but only the good parts".

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 28, 2023

I actually think waiting a whole day to update EAC might be more exhausting than just doing it and DriDim in a row would be.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 28, 2023

oh my god pizza tower has a reference to the everquest pizza promotion

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 28, 2023

I'll be updating EAC roughly 6 hours from now.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 28, 2023

past tense

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 28, 2023

Dreamworks writing a sequel to the most forgettable movie ever

Disney or Pixar writing a sequel to a literal cultural landmark

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 27, 2023

Gareg Mach Monestary reminds me a lot of the casual Multiversus stages.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 27, 2023

I don't know how it happened, but I think "Why doesn't NASB have voice acting?" has been overtaken as the most annoyingly-overblown-but-otherwise-valid platfighter complaint by "Why doesn't Fraymakers have finished animations?"

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 27, 2023

Autism Speaks supporters when they see the George Washington Bridge

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 27, 2023

Not sure how EAC will handle third party content, but I'll have plenty of time to figure it out given I can't imagine many people submitting 3P content for most of the original 8.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 27, 2023

SmashBoards Creates: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character! (Expanding ROB and Toon Link's content!)

In this thread we'll be expanding the content associated with each character, specifically adding: A Stage An Echo Fighter A back special An assist Trophy variant (think how Fraymakers characters can both be assists and playable) Alternate costumes (Both for the existing fighter and echo)...

smashboards.com

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 27, 2023

The sewer level in Pizza Tower being renamed was one thing, but being made out of the subject of its new title is incredible.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 27, 2023

Perhaps instead of an "Ultimate 2" thread, maybe I could do a thread where we go through every single character in SSBU and give them new content? An extra 8 alts, a home stage just for them, maybe AT/Poké Ball team attacks a la CN PTE, new Spirits featuring them, or even something like command input moves or back specials - perhaps we could even do the legendary "give everyone an echo" challenge. Basically like my DLC expansion thread but way longer. One of my biggest problems with that thread (and the primary reason it didn't last to do Sora) was that there was way too much FE and Kirby content, so this approach would probably fix it (at least in the case of Kirby, but TBH FE is really low on non-fighter content so...)

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 26, 2023

PIZZA TOWER IS HERE

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 26, 2023

Under "Lightning McQueen is elegible for Smash" logic, Milhouse is elegible for Food Fight.

Baysha · Jan 25, 2023

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Wario Wario Wario · Jan 25, 2023

Me after I put a bunch of out-of-context clips into a YouTube playlist to make an entire pirate torrent of SpongeBob seasons 1 through 3.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 25, 2023

I just watched all the US Wario Land ads - my findings will SHOCK you

	Wario is a serious threat	Wario sprays the camera with his moist plumber drool
SML2
WL
WL3
WL4	He's not even	in the ad
World
Blast

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 25, 2023

Since 90s localisation is a hot topic, I'm just gonna jump into the most divisive of the lot and grab my bullet proof vest: I don't care what Yuji Naka's intention was in the invention of Sonic or how many Dragon Ball and Star Wars references were hidden in those first 3 and a half games, funny self-aware smartass wacky cartoon Sonic is the best Sonic.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 25, 2023

Before I decided on the Bristol Speedway, my DriDim "real world" track submission was going to be the rethemed Princess and the Frog version of Splash Mountain

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 25, 2023

ok snickers (also owned by mars) posted an m&ms tweet

its a super bowl stunt

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 25, 2023

You know how a lot of the black box NES games like Mach Rider and Wild Gunman were adaptations of Nintendo's 70s toys?

Why TF didn't they adapt the GUN THAT USES TINY CARS AS BULLETS????? WHY ISN'T THIS A SMASH ITEM YET???

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 25, 2023

I still think Min Min's Smash moveset should've taken nothing from Arms and made up **** based on restaurant ownership and throwing ramen at people

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 25, 2023

And yet a trace of the true self

Exists in the false self

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 24, 2023

"So, what if we take this educational preschool cartoon from Korea about lemurs in a forest, and rework it into a gross-out comedy where the characters are only cute and cuddly because they're a group of corporate executives being put through a cruel and unusual divine punishment by an omnipotent time god voiced by Flavor Flav?"

I love gratitious localisation.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 24, 2023

Unironically put Opila Bird in Fraymakers. The game sucks, sure, but I can't find any evidence of actual shady going-ons so where's the harm?

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 24, 2023

I was already against a TVA-specific Disney fighter, but now I find out they can't even use the one character who would make such a direction worthwhile?

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 24, 2023

Did we ever find out who the new Apu voice is?

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 24, 2023

I just found out the Pink Panther is used to advertise fiberglass

What???

He advertises wafers over here! What other cartoon characters who should've entered the public domain decades ago are advertising construction equipment? Have there been Heckle and Jeckle housewrap and Blondie cement monopolies hiding under my nose?

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 24, 2023

Fortnite is better at being a crossover than Smash send post

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 23, 2023

I kinda regret not allowing original music tracks for the current DriDim job - I was expecting most submissions to be restaurants and theme parks, not general city concepts.

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