I had a nightmare where there was a zoomer YouTube channel trying to wage war on 2D platformers and their fans in a last ditch effort to convince Microsoft to greenlight Banjo-Threeie, filling YouTube with spam videos under provocative names like "WHY YOSHI'S ISLAND SUCKS", "WHY SONIC 06 IS BETTER THAN SONIC MANIA", and "WHY 2D PLATFORMERS SHOULD'VE DIED OUT IN 1995" - he also had a side hustle harassing Atari fan communities for playing games he deemed "dated".