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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 9, 2023

Have I ever mentioned (outside of the post I just deleted because I think this is a better way to word it) the meerkat craze of early 2010s UK? There was an insurance comparison ad about meerkats with Russian accents, and it was so popular that every single zoo in the UK had to advertise the prescence of the things; Birthday cards with meerkats on them filled shelves; there were tons of documentaries on TV; people got meerkat lawn gnomes; the ads' toys were sold on Ebay for hundreds; and the Neighborhood Watch signs got meerkats printed on them. They were everywhere.

WHEN THE COMPARISON IS SIMPLES

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 9, 2023

Reminder that we're submitting stages and echoes for Wolf and Villager!

SmashBoards has created: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character!

ROB special: Boost ROB boosts forwards, and then you can choose any of the 4 cardinal directions to boost again. Basically Sandy's up special from NASB, and allows an alternative if worse recovery when ROB is out of fuel. TL special: Skull Hammer A very slow but very powerful ranged move -...

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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 9, 2023

Before anyone misinterprets this, I'm not saying these dark/adult elements are bad (though there are some here where I do think the adult elements were handed poorly), but rather than I find the culture around dark/adult moments in kids' media extremely obnoxious, and that a lot of media - especially that which is either on the obscure side, has an overly cute aesthetic, or predates the nostalgia range of the average internet user - can end up being reduced to those scenes alone in the public eye.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 9, 2023

I really liked how the Mario Movie relegated all the Mario references to the Mario world and all the miscellaneous 80s Nintendo references to Brooklyn

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 9, 2023

We're submitting stages and echoes for Wolf and Villager!

SmashBoards has created: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character!

ROB special: Boost ROB boosts forwards, and then you can choose any of the 4 cardinal directions to boost again. Basically Sandy's up special from NASB, and allows an alternative if worse recovery when ROB is out of fuel. TL special: Skull Hammer A very slow but very powerful ranged move -...

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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 8, 2023

All these "Mario proves WOKE critics wrong at the box office" videos in my YT recommended are making me feel guilty for watching it.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 8, 2023

Rewatching Schafrillas' old ranking videos, and I'm still mad how dirty he did Chicken Run in his Dreamworks ranking.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 8, 2023

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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 8, 2023

Hot take: I think a TV show or series of shorts would be better for the Mario movie's follow up than a sequel.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 8, 2023

Since characters and karts are solely aesthetic in DriDim, the optimal kart setup would probably be based on hitbox size - hope y'all like lobbies filled with the Maushold-Boulder Mobile, PlayStations-Invisible Boatmobile, and Keroppi-Flying Nimbus setups.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 8, 2023

I had a dream where Will Smith made a video called "how to say the word 'animals' to Alexa correctly" in-character as the Genie

Janx_uwu · Apr 7, 2023

the rare PFP return

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 7, 2023

The only good Disney live action remake

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 7, 2023

Dorbz are just Funko Pops but good.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 7, 2023

Quora answers:

The question you're actually looking for an answer to:

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 7, 2023

I think one of the weirdest Smash arguments I've ever heard was "getting in as a clone is bad because then your character is no longer acknowledged in speculation"

I don't even know where to start on that.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 7, 2023

I'm watching a compilation of Cheetos ads, and it's funny to me how the the early Chester Cheetah ads were more Luckycharmsian and had a joke of "look how uncool this guy is", but then they just started trying to make him cool anyway.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 7, 2023

The Angry Birds logo font has a really metal name

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 7, 2023

Thinking about Jetix: Puzzle Buzzle (2008), the shovelware falling block game where you play as a TV programming block's logo and none of the characters from the shows it airs appear in any form

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 7, 2023

One thing that annoys me in platform fighter discourse is "Smash didn't get where it is today by..."

NOBODY WANTS THEIR GAME TO BE WHERE SMASH IS TODAY.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 7, 2023

0 days without a college bot...

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 6, 2023

The meat tank is canon

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 6, 2023

I've been listening to a British Muppets crumpet ad on loop as background noise and I'm really annoyed because at the end Kermit says "Merry Crumpets, everybody!"

At least Merry Pringles was actually attached to a Christmas ad

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 6, 2023

Today I saw a newspaper that said in big bold letters
SCIENTISTS SAY YOU LITERALLY DON'T NEED A BRAIN TO BE SMART
and then at the top in tiny text it said
breaking news about sea anemones and zooplankton

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 6, 2023

E3 (and in turn major hype culture) seemingly dying feels like release from a prison sentence (or at least what I imagine that would feel like) - it's not all big and celebratory like the end of a war, and there's a lingering piece of guilt/embarrassment, but it puts you at ease like nothing else could.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 6, 2023

We're submitting echoes and stages for ROB and Toon Link!

SmashBoards Creates: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character! (Expanding ROB and Toon Link's content!)

In this thread we'll be expanding the content associated with each character, specifically adding: A Stage An Echo Fighter A back special An assist Trophy variant (think how Fraymakers characters can both be assists and playable) Alternate costumes (Both for the existing fighter and echo)...

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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 6, 2023

When I went to the Mario movie, a poorly animated advert for a kids' phonics app played before it, and this was in it.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 6, 2023

I do still think Despicable Me 1 is Illumination's best movie, but I might be biased because it came out right as I was in the target demo.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 6, 2023

On one hand, I do think critic reviews are majorly flawed (even if not as much so as audience scores) since professional critics will often have to cover works outside their genre preferences, but on the other I do not understand why fans of "dumb fun" movies like Mario get so hostile about low critic scores. The only people a low critic score will draw away from a movie like that are people who probably wouldn't like it anyway.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 6, 2023

The Mario movie madness is over. We can finally sleep easy.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 6, 2023

5 more years and SpongeBob will have more KCAs blimps for favourite cartoon than there are real world blimps.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 6, 2023

Ann Glerr

Ann Glerr (坂菜釣子さかなつりこ?, Sakana Tsuriko), also titled Master Fisherperson Ann Glerr[1], is a character who appears in Catch of the Day in Rhythm Heaven Fever and Rhythm Heaven Megamix. In the Rhythm Game, she is seen catching three species of fish. In Remix 5 in Rhythm Heaven Fever, she is...

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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 5, 2023

Wait, is "spaghetti ice cream" a real thing???

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 5, 2023

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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 5, 2023

I thought the Mario movie was OK, not great but nowhere near bad - just a mindless kids' flick that's hard to really talk about critically as a non-child. Barely any plot beyond "Bowser bad, stop Bowser", but the appeal is moreso the characters themselves and how they interact with one another. As I said earlier, despite being the character I was dreading the performance of most, DK was my favourite part - Seth did a really good job with the character and I love his dynamic with Mario, even if his laugh is as grating as it usually is. I also love the incel-y vibes they gave Bowser lmao - his motivation is "marry Peach" first and "take over the kingdom" second.. There's a desperate lack of Luigi.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 5, 2023

Steven Universe hate is just the "I'm about barely older than Barney's target demographic so I hate his guts" effect for 18 year olds instead of 9 year olds.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 5, 2023

mario vomits off-screen

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 4, 2023

I know I've been saying for a while that EAC is a free update that appeared out of nowhere like Bigfoot, but I'm kinda warming up to the idea of it being an SSBU Deluxe because of how cool an "Everyone is Echoed!" trailer that introduces a bunch of new series rapidly would be. "Here's a Resident Evil character! Here's a Bubble Bobble character! Here's a Rhythm Heaven character!"

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