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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 25, 2023

Reminder that we're submitting Squirtle, Ivysaur, and Charizard's echoes and stages!

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Sam Fisher Legend Stage: Fourside Song: Brinstar Depths (Ultimate) Opponent: black suit Snake Rules: Foe becomes extremely fast and invisible at high damage, foe has a killing edge

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 25, 2023

Funko Pop cereal frightens me, like the thought of eating this is actually just as frightening as imagining myself getting injured while making food - The only way it could possibly happen is if I intentionally chose to do so, but that nonsensical scenario of doing so by accident carries mortifying implications

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 25, 2023

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 25, 2023

Reminder that we're submitting the Squirtle, Ivysaur, and Charizard's echoes and stages!

SmashBoards has created: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character!

Sam Fisher Legend Stage: Fourside Song: Brinstar Depths (Ultimate) Opponent: black suit Snake Rules: Foe becomes extremely fast and invisible at high damage, foe has a killing edge

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 25, 2023

funny boy

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 25, 2023

DON'T SAY "FUNKO POP" BUT REPLACE THE "N" WITH A "C", REMOVE THE "O POP" AND REPLACE THE "U" WITH "RI".

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 25, 2023

Why has no platform fighter implemented proper in-game stage striking and counterpicks yet? Like I get the simplistic stage striking system in PM since that's based on an existing menu engine, but I don't get why Rivals and Slap use that same system instead of letting players automate the RPS and force controller swaps.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 25, 2023

We're submitting Squirtle, Ivysaur, and Charizard's echoes and stages!

SmashBoards has created: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character!

Sam Fisher Legend Stage: Fourside Song: Brinstar Depths (Ultimate) Opponent: black suit Snake Rules: Foe becomes extremely fast and invisible at high damage, foe has a killing edge

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 24, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 23, 2023

I'm rewatching the Nick Knacks Kids' Choice video, and I keep mishearing the KCAs theme song as saying "Nickelodeon disjoints"

Leonardo; Zim; and Lincoln mains, stand for your national anthem

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 23, 2023

In a bit of an AI meme mood today

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 23, 2023

Even if we're to say that being "grateful" for a nearly £100 game is reasonable, I don't get why people use "he got us Sora!" as proof that we should be "grateful" for Smash and Sakurai. Not only was Sora an extremely easy get by Sakurai's own admission, but he was also an extremely divisive character beforehand - for as many people were on board, just as many weren't.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 22, 2023

I can't tell if this ad is foreign or just using some kind of geeky terminology/alien language from the John Wick films

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 22, 2023

I think you can tell someone's age by whether they say Pizza Tower looks like a Nickelodeon show, a Cartoon Network show, or a Newgrounds game

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 22, 2023

I didn't realize until watching the new Dunkey video that the one-way blocks in Pizza Tower have pupils

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 22, 2023

Reminder that we're submitting stages and echoes for Ike and Snake!

SmashBoards has created: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character!

All 3's back specials will be the glide by default FazDude's Pit ATs will be used by default Meta Knight AT: Throws a replica of his Galaxia onto the ring (basically a clone of the beam sword that's more powerful but doesn't extend) and fights as he does in his KA battle - only the foe with...

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 22, 2023

I feel like my problem with the direction Sonic seems to be going in post-Frontiers is less that they're going in a direction I disagree with and more that they're going in a direction at all - like, look at a character like Batman or Mickey Mouse. The Dark Knight can coexist with Lego Batman; the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse can coexist with Kingdom Hearts; I don't see why moody teen-angst Sonic can't coexist with snarky slapstick Sonic.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 22, 2023

I like how in the intro to Sonic Christmas Blast, Robotnik blows up for no reason. Like there's no bomb or cannon pointed to his face, it just cuts from recycled footage of him talking to an explosion because there was an explosion in the original intro at that point.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 22, 2023

Sometimes I wonder who the most popular character in DriDim is in-universe, like the one people associate with "tryhards" (even though characters are cosmetic in the game) and get lobbies packed with - it's probably either Goku, Darth Vader, or Sonic.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 22, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 22, 2023

We've finally finished the Brawl reveal trailer and are now onto the stages and echoes for Snake and Ike!

SmashBoards has created: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character!

All 3's back specials will be the glide by default FazDude's Pit ATs will be used by default Meta Knight AT: Throws a replica of his Galaxia onto the ring (basically a clone of the beam sword that's more powerful but doesn't extend) and fights as he does in his KA battle - only the foe with...

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 22, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 22, 2023

Since I bought up the Mario mandates yesterday, I guess I should say my current opinion - they're probably real, but not all of them are unjustified. If we're to believe they exist, the rules relating to character designs and cameos are unreasonable, but the ones relating to plot elements and tone are 100% justified. I don't think things like the weird sci-fi font, Horror Land losing the ketchup blood joke, or WarioWare games having less atmospheric levels are mandate things but rather (bad) artistic choices.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 21, 2023

https://tiermaker.com/create/drifting-dimensions-characters-15677387

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 21, 2023

While I don't believe most of the stuff I used to say about the "Mario mandates" anymore, I will at least say that I do still believe that Ashley would be the perfect "floodgates" character to introduce spin-off characters to Mario multiplayer games.

Already a fan favourite to die hard Mario fans
Distinct theming that can be understood from a quick glance at the character design - spooky tracks and characters are already popular in Mario Kart.
A non-clone female character, and a character who's the age of the target demographic.
Unique personality that can be easily communicated through animations in a sports game

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 21, 2023

Y'all know that when the 2010s babies grow up, they'll be asking for the return of self-deprecating humour and redemption arcs, right?

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 21, 2023

"This game is too pricy for the amount of content it has!"
game drops in price
"LMAOOOOO THEY'RE WAVING THEIR WHITE FLAGS

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 21, 2023

It's always weird to remember that I'm one of the oldest members (in age, not site presence) of the profile post regulars.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 21, 2023

EAC has two Super Mario RPG characters, and neither of them are Geno.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 21, 2023

20 years of Wario being the funny fart man in games.

Absolute miracle.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 21, 2023

YouTube commenters getting ready to say "It was the parents' fault" on a video about recalled toys filled with lead paint that killed babies.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 21, 2023

I just remembered that the Addams Family started as a newspaper comics - right as I finished my newspaper comic fighting game roster, damn.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 21, 2023

I had a dream where Behind the Meme came back and menacingly announced he would do a video on Lario, providing a ransom to prevent the video from being released.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 20, 2023

One thing I feel I should mention about Echoes in EAC is that I'm 100% open to stance change echoes (so Diddy's echo being Dixie, but with a stance change into Kiddy as a DK echo for example) - I'll allow both, individual and stance change echoes for Pokémon Trainer and Pythra, but for voting's sake you'll still need to provide a single one of the 3 characters for them to be tied to.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 20, 2023

We're submitting assist trophy functions and back specials for Zero Suit Samus and Wario! Plus we're voting on both's echoes (with Wario's options being Booster, Penny, and a Pinky from Doom; while ZSS' options are the composited "Half-Suit Samus"; a genderswapped variant; and Jill of Resident Evil) and Wario's stage. (Should we add a Wario Land throwback, or play into the Robotnik resemblance with a classic Sonic toon stage?)

SmashBoards has created: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character!

All 3's back specials will be the glide by default FazDude's Pit ATs will be used by default Meta Knight AT: Throws a replica of his Galaxia onto the ring (basically a clone of the beam sword that's more powerful but doesn't extend) and fights as he does in his KA battle - only the foe with...

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 20, 2023

I find it funny how - sans the completely logical Fantasia and rubberhose cartoon references - most of the references to specific Mickey universe media in Kingdom Hearts are the most random things ever. There's no Goofy Movie; Mickey and the Beanstalk; Oswald the Lucky Rabbit; or Rescue Rangers representation, but they have an entire 3 Musketeers world; Mickey's Toontown; and a boss battle based on the banned Runaway Brain cartoon.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 20, 2023

It annoys me when YouTubers will mention someone who got into a controversy (or something created by them) off-handedly and feel the need to bring up their controversy for no reason. You know you can just say "in 1990, The Simpsons passed The Cosby Show in ratings" and be done with it, right? Nobody's gonna think you endorse date **** because you skipped the "by the way, screw Bill Cosby" at the end. Or just be creative, like... I dunno "Seems OJ wasn't the worst drink to be associated with the Simpson name that decade!" ba dum tsh

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 20, 2023

It's always weird to think that games released really early into decades existed - and in some cases were played by people - the decade prior... like, Super Smash Bros. Melee existed (as a GDD) in the 90s. Damn.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 20, 2023

All Wikipedia pages related to elephants after the 2006 Stephen Colbert incident

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 20, 2023

Thanos wiping out hundreds of billions of people in Avengers: Infinity War

DreamcastDude757's evil clone forcing him to play Pass The Pigs: Let the Good Swines Roll! for the DS in Pass the Pigs ON DS??? | DC's Crapfest Episode 7

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