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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 20, 2023

We're submitting assist trophy functions and back specials for Zero Suit Samus and Wario! Plus we're voting on both's echoes (with Wario's options being Booster, Penny, and a Pinky from Doom; while ZSS' options are the composited "Half-Suit Samus"; a genderswapped variant; and Jill of Resident Evil) and Wario's stage. (Should we add a Wario Land throwback, or play into the Robotnik resemblance with a classic Sonic toon stage?)

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All 3's back specials will be the glide by default FazDude's Pit ATs will be used by default Meta Knight AT: Throws a replica of his Galaxia onto the ring (basically a clone of the beam sword that's more powerful but doesn't extend) and fights as he does in his KA battle - only the foe with...

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 20, 2023

I find it funny how - sans the completely logical Fantasia and rubberhose cartoon references - most of the references to specific Mickey universe media in Kingdom Hearts are the most random things ever. There's no Goofy Movie; Mickey and the Beanstalk; Oswald the Lucky Rabbit; or Rescue Rangers representation, but they have an entire 3 Musketeers world; Mickey's Toontown; and a boss battle based on the banned Runaway Brain cartoon.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 20, 2023

It annoys me when YouTubers will mention someone who got into a controversy (or something created by them) off-handedly and feel the need to bring up their controversy for no reason. You know you can just say "in 1990, The Simpsons passed The Cosby Show in ratings" and be done with it, right? Nobody's gonna think you endorse date **** because you skipped the "by the way, screw Bill Cosby" at the end. Or just be creative, like... I dunno "Seems OJ wasn't the worst drink to be associated with the Simpson name that decade!" ba dum tsh

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 20, 2023

It's always weird to think that games released really early into decades existed - and in some cases were played by people - the decade prior... like, Super Smash Bros. Melee existed (as a GDD) in the 90s. Damn.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 20, 2023

All Wikipedia pages related to elephants after the 2006 Stephen Colbert incident

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 20, 2023

Thanos wiping out hundreds of billions of people in Avengers: Infinity War

DreamcastDude757's evil clone forcing him to play Pass The Pigs: Let the Good Swines Roll! for the DS in Pass the Pigs ON DS??? | DC's Crapfest Episode 7

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 19, 2023

I can understand not liking that Toy Story 4 and Frozen 2 don't have conventional villains given the franchises' track records, but I think complaining about a lack of villains in Encanto or Strange World is kinda ridiculous since those are original IPs specifically designed around not having villains.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 19, 2023

I think my favourite picks for NASB guests (not counting - and assuming we already have - Nickelodeon characters with licensing issues like Timmy) are Danger Mouse (Nickelodeon's first cartoon icon, so popular for the channel pre-Nicktoons they had to do a promo announcing his exit when they lost the rights) and Heathcliff (Garfield rivalry, aired on Nickelodeon) - unlike a Dreamworks character, I can't imagine these two being that hard gets, both's shows are on Paramount+, and both have really good moveset potential (though in the case of Heathcliff I think the moveset would have to lean more in the direction of modern Dada Heathcliff than classic Heathcliff - I definitely wouldn't consider Heathcliff if Garfield weren't in the game though.)

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 19, 2023

Reminder that we're submitting stages and echoes for ZSS and Wario!

SmashBoards has created: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character!

All 3's back specials will be the glide by default FazDude's Pit ATs will be used by default Meta Knight AT: Throws a replica of his Galaxia onto the ring (basically a clone of the beam sword that's more powerful but doesn't extend) and fights as he does in his KA battle - only the foe with...

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 19, 2023

Remember when we thought there weren't enough wheelless bikes in DriDim?

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 19, 2023

Shippers finding proof that Trucksy Dino Boyson "may have feelings" for Lovesy Wovesy Butterfly on a promotional pamphlet given away with a German McDonald's toy (Lovesy's entire personality in the show is that her mere presence makes Trucksy run away screaming)

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 19, 2023

Maybe this is just a case of me not really being an RPG guy, but I really don't get the demand for VA in Pokémon. Part of the fun of the RPGs I do enjoy is imagining character voices. I remember listening to some of the Pokémon Masters voice lines and thinking "this is not how I expected this character to sound"

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 19, 2023

You have 100 noms for "Rate Their Chances: Disney Destruction", what do you spend them on?

I usually max out when I get extra points on an RTC, so I'm going to go for 100 noms to Hungry Henry (BabyTV)

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 19, 2023

It's kind of a shame that decades of quick and cheap emulation has made people think Space Invaders looks like the image on the left and not the image on the right

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 19, 2023

We're submitting stages and echoes for Wario and Zero Suit Samus!

SmashBoards has created: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character!

All 3's back specials will be the glide by default FazDude's Pit ATs will be used by default Meta Knight AT: Throws a replica of his Galaxia onto the ring (basically a clone of the beam sword that's more powerful but doesn't extend) and fights as he does in his KA battle - only the foe with...

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 18, 2023

I feel like when you base your roster decisions primarily off of fan demand, less people are going to get their most wanteds.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 18, 2023

god help me i've watched too many video essays about mid mid-80s kids' shows and now i'm confused on which ones were nick knacks and which ones were defunctland

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 18, 2023

oh my god

Reboot Mort the Chicken? 🐥
I’ll show this poll to money guys (and gals) so please RT this so I can say, “ hey money guys, and gals, look how many people heart Mort the Chicken! 🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥
— Ed of Legend 🎮 (@edannunziata) March 11, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 18, 2023

Just found out Disney killed One True Media.

MICKEEEEEEEYYYYY

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 18, 2023

Wario.

EAC.

Tomorrow.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 18, 2023

I really wish Saberspark did more of his calm "animation history" videos. Stuff like his new Family Guy video, the Rugrats video, and the VeggieTales video are absolutely incredible, but he's adamant on doing videos raging about bargain bin movies and shows that are only known for a single vaguely-conventionally-attractive-but-not-at-all-revealing side character design.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 18, 2023

We're submitting alts for the Pits, Meta Knight, and their brand new echoes: Morpho Knight, Classic/NES Pit, and "Grit Pit" from the unreleased Factor 5 Icarus pitch!

SmashBoards has created: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character!

All 3's back specials will be the glide by default FazDude's Pit ATs will be used by default Meta Knight AT: Throws a replica of his Galaxia onto the ring (basically a clone of the beam sword that's more powerful but doesn't extend) and fights as he does in his KA battle - only the foe with...

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 18, 2023

The 3D platformer cycle

New character introduced by company, ends up being a major success
Fans convince themselves that that character is the company's "new mascot", despite the company already having a mascot aimed at the older audience their lineup is primarily aimed at
The series ends with a poorly-thought out joke about a sequel that was never seriously considered
Death threats
A new installment releases
Death threats still

I mean, it's not really a cycle, it doesn't loop, but still.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 18, 2023

If Sony was involved in Ultimate, I absolutely would've submitted some form of Blu Ray-related content to EAC.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 18, 2023

Nobody has asked for Goku in Smash in earnest for over a decade yet the idea still puts people into an insane rage for same reason.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 18, 2023

I'm tired of these god damn "Which animated movie has the best message about..." polls.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 17, 2023

Need to get Heathcliff in DriDim at some point for the Ham Car. The Ham Helmet would his default (probably only) costume like biker being Wario's default.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 17, 2023

I was expecting to hate this video, but actually really enjoyed it (body horror TW)

It's like the opposite of the subverted kids' show: the subverted adults' show - you keep expecting something bad or edgy to happen with all the eyeballs; bones; robots; and such as well as the general origin of it being commissioned by Adult Swim, but you eventually let your guard down and it's just pleasant.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 17, 2023

Bumpers only is the optimal "one item only" setup in Smash.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 17, 2023

Super Smash Bros. series (1999-present)

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 17, 2023

We're submitting new specials for the Pits and Meta Knight, plus voting on their stages and echoes -

SmashBoards has created: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character!

Roy Echo 1 Alear New cinematic final smash with all 12 Emblems. Roy Echo 2 Lyn Quicker than Roy with a Bow attack down special Roy Stage Somniel Similar format to Garreg Mach. Stage will transition between Plaza, Grotto, Ring Chamber, & Alears room with lots of cameos by Engage characters...

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 16, 2023

Newspaper comics are so ****ing weird - like even beyond the surface level stuff (cow tools, garbage apes, the lineage of official Garfield horror, the non-existance of Calvin and Hobbes merchandise, Sluggo is Lit), you've got self-insert American exceptionalist propaganda in Little Orphan Annie, BC's completely counter-intuitive poignant Christian themes, Dennis the Menace having an evil Scottish twin, a suspiciously large amount of coincidentally-poorly-timed gags related to days of tragedy and rememberance across multiple comics, whatever the hell the Shmoo is supposed to be, Beetle Bailey strips designed specifically to be banned, and evil sarcastic Winnie the Pooh.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 16, 2023

Reminder that we're submitting Meta Knight and the Pits' stages

SmashBoards has created: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character!

Roy Echo 1 Alear New cinematic final smash with all 12 Emblems. Roy Echo 2 Lyn Quicker than Roy with a Bow attack down special Roy Stage Somniel Similar format to Garreg Mach. Stage will transition between Plaza, Grotto, Ring Chamber, & Alears room with lots of cameos by Engage characters...

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 16, 2023

According to the Smash wiki, one of Sora's alts is him after having fused with Goofy - unless I'm getting something horribly wrong about KH lore, does that mean Goofy is actually playable in Smash???

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 16, 2023

The Fox sitcoms kart game has a god damn Family Guy Poke Floats

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 16, 2023

Strays fans and Fixed fans fighting over who's swearing dog movie is better.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 16, 2023

Just saw a "yeah, there's plenty more creative Nintendo picks for Smash!" post with the attached image including Kiddy Kong and Mona.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 16, 2023

This new Dreamworks Kraken movie looks garbo.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 16, 2023

Two edgy boys, two Pits, two whatever Pit and Meta Knight have in common but not Dark Pit, all winged - we're submitting the stages and echoes for Pit, Dark Pit, and Meta Knight!

SmashBoards has created: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character!

Roy Echo 1 Alear New cinematic final smash with all 12 Emblems. Roy Echo 2 Lyn Quicker than Roy with a Bow attack down special Roy Stage Somniel Similar format to Garreg Mach. Stage will transition between Plaza, Grotto, Ring Chamber, & Alears room with lots of cameos by Engage characters...

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 16, 2023

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