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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 18, 2023

We're submitting alts for the Pits, Meta Knight, and their brand new echoes: Morpho Knight, Classic/NES Pit, and "Grit Pit" from the unreleased Factor 5 Icarus pitch!

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All 3's back specials will be the glide by default FazDude's Pit ATs will be used by default Meta Knight AT: Throws a replica of his Galaxia onto the ring (basically a clone of the beam sword that's more powerful but doesn't extend) and fights as he does in his KA battle - only the foe with...

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 18, 2023

The 3D platformer cycle

New character introduced by company, ends up being a major success
Fans convince themselves that that character is the company's "new mascot", despite the company already having a mascot aimed at the older audience their lineup is primarily aimed at
The series ends with a poorly-thought out joke about a sequel that was never seriously considered
Death threats
A new installment releases
Death threats still

I mean, it's not really a cycle, it doesn't loop, but still.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 18, 2023

If Sony was involved in Ultimate, I absolutely would've submitted some form of Blu Ray-related content to EAC.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 18, 2023

Nobody has asked for Goku in Smash in earnest for over a decade yet the idea still puts people into an insane rage for same reason.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 18, 2023

I'm tired of these god damn "Which animated movie has the best message about..." polls.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 17, 2023

Need to get Heathcliff in DriDim at some point for the Ham Car. The Ham Helmet would his default (probably only) costume like biker being Wario's default.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 17, 2023

I was expecting to hate this video, but actually really enjoyed it (body horror TW)

It's like the opposite of the subverted kids' show: the subverted adults' show - you keep expecting something bad or edgy to happen with all the eyeballs; bones; robots; and such as well as the general origin of it being commissioned by Adult Swim, but you eventually let your guard down and it's just pleasant.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 17, 2023

Bumpers only is the optimal "one item only" setup in Smash.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 17, 2023

Super Smash Bros. series (1999-present)

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 17, 2023

We're submitting new specials for the Pits and Meta Knight, plus voting on their stages and echoes -

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Roy Echo 1 Alear New cinematic final smash with all 12 Emblems. Roy Echo 2 Lyn Quicker than Roy with a Bow attack down special Roy Stage Somniel Similar format to Garreg Mach. Stage will transition between Plaza, Grotto, Ring Chamber, & Alears room with lots of cameos by Engage characters...

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 16, 2023

Newspaper comics are so ****ing weird - like even beyond the surface level stuff (cow tools, garbage apes, the lineage of official Garfield horror, the non-existance of Calvin and Hobbes merchandise, Sluggo is Lit), you've got self-insert American exceptionalist propaganda in Little Orphan Annie, BC's completely counter-intuitive poignant Christian themes, Dennis the Menace having an evil Scottish twin, a suspiciously large amount of coincidentally-poorly-timed gags related to days of tragedy and rememberance across multiple comics, whatever the hell the Shmoo is supposed to be, Beetle Bailey strips designed specifically to be banned, and evil sarcastic Winnie the Pooh.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 16, 2023

Reminder that we're submitting Meta Knight and the Pits' stages

SmashBoards has created: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character!

Roy Echo 1 Alear New cinematic final smash with all 12 Emblems. Roy Echo 2 Lyn Quicker than Roy with a Bow attack down special Roy Stage Somniel Similar format to Garreg Mach. Stage will transition between Plaza, Grotto, Ring Chamber, & Alears room with lots of cameos by Engage characters...

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 16, 2023

According to the Smash wiki, one of Sora's alts is him after having fused with Goofy - unless I'm getting something horribly wrong about KH lore, does that mean Goofy is actually playable in Smash???

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 16, 2023

The Fox sitcoms kart game has a god damn Family Guy Poke Floats

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 16, 2023

Strays fans and Fixed fans fighting over who's swearing dog movie is better.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 16, 2023

Just saw a "yeah, there's plenty more creative Nintendo picks for Smash!" post with the attached image including Kiddy Kong and Mona.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 16, 2023

This new Dreamworks Kraken movie looks garbo.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 16, 2023

Two edgy boys, two Pits, two whatever Pit and Meta Knight have in common but not Dark Pit, all winged - we're submitting the stages and echoes for Pit, Dark Pit, and Meta Knight!

SmashBoards has created: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character!

Roy Echo 1 Alear New cinematic final smash with all 12 Emblems. Roy Echo 2 Lyn Quicker than Roy with a Bow attack down special Roy Stage Somniel Similar format to Garreg Mach. Stage will transition between Plaza, Grotto, Ring Chamber, & Alears room with lots of cameos by Engage characters...

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 16, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 16, 2023

"Moral guardians ruin everything! Censorship!" they whine, after it's announced that the Immortal Legend 9 cameo event in Kiddie the Kool Koala Runners will censor Queen Benjo-Meshi's already barely-visible chest window. (This change won't carry over to the upcoming Immortal Legend 9 4)

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 15, 2023

I'm listening to the Sonic Underground soundtrack - I was expecting a downgrade from the intro, especially with 3 Urkels singing, but I was not expecting all the songs to be poppy nursery rhymes with wholesome messages like "be kind to children" and "money can't buy happiness" in basically every genre except the ones that would fit the show's plot. One of the songs is ****ing ragtime

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 15, 2023

I've been reading GameFAQs discourse threads on the Smash DLC stages, and one really interesting point I saw bought up in the sea of "why don't competitive players just use Omega and Battlefield forms?" was that, because of how quickly Nintendo's online capabilities expanded between the Wii and 3DS, 3DS/Wii U were the first games where the devs would have hard data on which stages are most popular, and because competitive players have a smaller pool of stages, the competitive stages would far outweigh the non-Temple casual stages in quantity of playtime.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 14, 2023

Having spent my pre-teen years on a diet of primarily retro games and only having gotten into 2000s stuff (beyond the licensed and 1P Nintendo games I played at a very young age) relatively recently, whenever I hear gaming opinions from my own age group, I feel really old. What do you mean Kid Icarus (1986) isn't fun? Asteroids (Atari 2600 port), ugly? Come on, you can wring hours of fun from Penguin Land (1987)!

Zoomer political opinions are on point though.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 14, 2023

Smash fans when they have to flatten a cardboard box into a square for recycling (it will now be an Ex-Box)

Smash fans when they find out the "Ahri" people are asking for is a character and not a location (They don't want to be seen At Ahri.)

Smash fans buying tickets to the latest cancelled comedian's terrible comeback tour (they want to fight the PC agenda)

Smash fans when their train-obsessed 6 year old nephew Plays a video of a train Station.

Smash fans after being hired as landlords and finding out their clients live in a Mobile home

Smash fans when Sega

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 14, 2023

WHY DOES MR. GAME & WATCH HAVE A TOP HAT ON SPANISH WIKIPEDIA?

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 13, 2023

I'm sure I read once that Freaky Flyers was the worst selling mass-produced game on a major console ever, but I cannot find any proof of this for the life of me. Did I hallucinate this fact(oid) or something?

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 13, 2023

We need stage submissions for Roy and Chrom!

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Submit 8 alternate costumes for Young Link Submit 16 alternate costumes for Shovel Knight Submit 8 alternate costumes for Marth Submit 16 alternate costumes for Travis Touchdown Submit 8 alternate costumes for Lucina Submit 16 alternate costumes for Raiden

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 13, 2023

The reaction when I post about a 90s Nickelodeon show and the crippling flaws of Super Smash Bros. on the SmashBoards front page

The reaction when I post about a 90s Nickelodeon show and the crippling flaws of Super Smash Bros. on the subforum about a game with 90s Nickelodeon characters that's primary aim is to address the crippling flaws of Super Smash Bros.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 13, 2023

How do you go about preserving Roblox games? The idea of losing Despicable Forces is a scary one.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 13, 2023

We're submitting stages and echoes for G&W, Roy, and Chrom!

SmashBoards has created: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character!

Submit 8 alternate costumes for Young Link Submit 16 alternate costumes for Shovel Knight Submit 8 alternate costumes for Marth Submit 16 alternate costumes for Travis Touchdown Submit 8 alternate costumes for Lucina Submit 16 alternate costumes for Raiden

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 13, 2023

"i,m going to kill my comic on friday #wow #whoa" - Scott Adams, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 13, 2023

Smash fans be like
"Halo? Didn't that game get cancelled?"

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 13, 2023

Unused image from the files of "Victorious: Time to Shine" for Xbox 360.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 12, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 12, 2023

I like that Pizza Tower does have the staple indie game hidden dark lore, but one instance is a comically harrowing juxtaposition so dark that it's impossible to take seriously (Peppino being a war vet) and the other is utterly nonsensical (the whole Pillar John backstory) - I have no clue if the intent of these backstories was to parody unnecessarily deep and dark lore in cartoony platformers, but it comes off that way and I like it.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 12, 2023

I am now cursed with the knowledge that "bluish yellow" is a forbidden colour.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 11, 2023

Looking forward to Mr. G&W in EAC, got a great echo and stage planned, both of which are from franchises I've already contributed to a little in EAC

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 11, 2023

The concept of fantasy dwarves is so funny to me. They literally took a disability and turned it into a whimsical creature. Imagine if someone released a book about "the mystical forest of the ancient Amputees" or something.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 10, 2023

We're submitting Ganondorf and Mewtwo's stages and echoes! Whether you like your clones digetic or mechanical, there's plenty of room to stretch your creative muscles!

SmashBoards has created: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character!

Submit 8 alternate costumes for Young Link Submit 16 alternate costumes for Shovel Knight Submit 8 alternate costumes for Marth Submit 16 alternate costumes for Travis Touchdown Submit 8 alternate costumes for Lucina Submit 16 alternate costumes for Raiden

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 10, 2023

HEATHCLIFF DENIERS BE LIKE

MUST'VE BEEN THE WIND

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