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Wario Wario Wario · Dec 21, 2022

I really wish Crash 4 utilised the secondary playable characters more, perhaps even giving them their own stories a la Sonic Adventure - that being said, I certainly prefer fun but underutilised gameplay styles over mediocre and overused gameplay styles like the vehicles in Warped, and I really wouldn't want to be forced to play any more Cortex levels, as fun as Dingo and Tawna are.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 21, 2022

I feel Spring Stadium would've been a way more memorable Smash stage if they moved up the soft platform so most characters can't reach it without up specials or the springs

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 21, 2022

A long, long while ago - probably over half a decade now - I was on a Discord server devoted to a streamer, and one of the users had a self-portrait PFP greatly resembling a character from the Beano (the UK comic that publishes our version of Dennis the Menace) and a username that contained part of his name - when I showed them the character, they were flabbergasted. What is it about the Beano and wild coincidences?

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 20, 2022

Xenoblade fans in the Expand-A-Franchise universe trying to figure out if their only new Spirit being a single-coloured shape is an elaborate tease or blatant insult

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 20, 2022

Fear Factory would be such a cool track for 75M

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 20, 2022

I like how Character.ai characters will randomly infodump from Wikipedia

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 20, 2022

Broke: Yoshi and Mario having seperate songlists is bad because no Mario World music on Melee Yoshi's Island
Woke: Yoshi and Mario having seperate songlists is bad because no Hop Hop Donut Lifts music on Rainbow Cruise.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 20, 2022

Joe Hoops for Smash

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Wario Wario Wario · Dec 20, 2022

I hope the Hasbro thread can at some point get a pre-G4 MLP rep.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 20, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 19, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 19, 2022

I'm reading a long list of controversial stuff Nintendo has done, and half of them are legetimately damning info and the other half is "no new f zero boo hoo"

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 19, 2022

I feel like one thing people on both sides of the "men's rights" debate don't understand is that yes, there are ways men are disadvantaged by society proportionate to women, even if to a MUCH lesser extent, but those problems are the results of misogyny and the patriarchy - not the pushback against it - and the solution to them is feminism. Systemic misandry doesn't exist, and social misandry is near-trivial (but should be called out in the rare case it does pop up), but social misogyny encourages problematic traits like the supression of emotion and glorification of violence in men.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 19, 2022

Idea: a live action adaptation of an animated IP where the human audience surrogate is the twist villain.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 19, 2022

Most of the criticisms of the modern Pokémon games are valid, even if I don't really agree, but the ones that get the most traction are almost all completely irrational (to name them, not bringing back the National Dex and refusing to "grow with the audience" like Digimon and Yokai Watch did)

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 19, 2022

I feel SSBU should've leaned harder into the whole "more damage in 1v1s" thing, make stuff like Rage F4A only, or have certain moves and comeback mechanics work differently on a functional level in 1v1s and 2v2s.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 18, 2022

Imagine if the Nostalgia Critic actually reviewed nostalga - not nostalgic movies, but nostalgic moments. An immortal cryptid with no physical form that enters people's brains like a dream eater to humourously critique the plot holes in their cherished childhood memory of being in the Boy Scouts during the summer of 1978.

Oracle Link · Dec 18, 2022

Hey did you know that youre a big part of the Smashboards iceberg Video?

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 18, 2022

Rapsittie Street Kids is a really comforting movie to me for some reason - the plot is as generic and dull as it gets, and all the characters (sans Gigastacy Great Grandma) are annoying, but the campy synth score and below-70s-quality CGI makes me feel really cozy for some reason.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 18, 2022

If a new Gex was to parody YouTube, Rez should get a new form named "Max Rez Default".

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 18, 2022

I'm planning to get my name changed some time soon (My IRL name is after a monarch, something I'm very much not comfortable with), and I was looking at reviews for deed poll services, and I think this might be my favourite Google Reviews review ever

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 18, 2022

You've heard of Hidden Mickeys at Disneyland, now get ready for Hidden SpongeBobs at the Nickelodeon hotel!

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 18, 2022

"What is the world coming to? WOKE PROGRESSIVES think "Merry Christmas" is an antisemetic dogwhistle!"
"No, we don't"
"Is that a challenge?"

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 17, 2022

Somebody should make a cartoon where all the characters are species that are entirely associated with a single specific cartoon character. Coyotes, echidnas, platypi, chipmunks, bandicoots, the works.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 17, 2022

I like how the title cards for Rolie Polie Olie read like mocking internet speech

yes, i watch athena p, how can you tell?

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 17, 2022

I kinda want to buy a Playdate.

Living up where the SouljaGame failed us, by finally letting us crank dat.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 17, 2022

I like how a vast majority of what we know about how Netflix greenlights future seasons of their series comes from this image.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 17, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 17, 2022

I said this before on the NASB thread a few times, but feel y'all need to hear it:

The reason why modern platform fighters take after Melee and not Namco Smash is the same reason traditional fighters in the 90s took after SF2 and not SF1. Not saying SSBU is on the level of SF1 of course, but rather that one is very clearly a better base to build other projects from. Ultimate's appeal doesn't come from the engine, Melee's does.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 17, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 17, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 17, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 17, 2022

I think Vocaloid is probably the first major DriDim franchise where next to nobody knows anything about it.

I'm honestly surprised it took this long, lmao. Next major franchise should be something easier hopefully, and also has a very high chance of being a movie based IP with the criteria I've got planned (it's not specifically for a movie IP, but it's for a genre that doesn't really exist outside of movies)

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 16, 2022

Now that I'm in control of my own money, I totally get the whole "Don't order a Happy Meal at 3AM!" thing - no, a scary T Series Dot Exe jumpscare does not appear when you order a fast food meal after sunset, but you can really feel how tired the cook must be. Hope they get paid well

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 16, 2022

I really dislike how the bar for DLC not being scummy is just "does it have MTX?"

I've played games with MTX that's DLC was distributed in a way that feels fair (CTRNF, to name a name) and games without MTX that's DLC I feel was handled in an extremely manipulative way (SSBU)

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 16, 2022

I will never understand why people think of Tetromino as a "joke pick".

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 16, 2022

On the topic of Nintendogs, I feel that there should be more wacky dog and cat breeds like the RoboPup in the next game - not to the point where they overtake real breeds of course, but just 3 or 4 little silly choices like lions or hainu sprinked in would be great. Aging (or even just aged dogs and cats seperate from puppies and kittens) would be a cool feature too, but it should go without saying that death should be off-limits.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 16, 2022

I feel the one Nintendo series most fit for VR is Nintendogs, though Metroid comes very close.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 16, 2022

Remember when Aldi launched a pro-cyberbullying campaign?

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 16, 2022

"Boy, I sure do wish Kirby would wear redface in Smash!"

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