I had a dream where a Teletubbies Kart game came out, and it was legitimately good enough to stand toe to toe with CTR, and I had to fruitlessly convince people of how good it is like my experiences with CTR and NASB cranked to 20.
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I'm playing through NES Chip N' Dale right now, and most of the bosses thus far have made me say "hey, that inspired insert 2010s 2D platformer here!" Owl boss = owl boss in Tropical Freeze, Robot mouse boss = Tinker Knight in Shovel Knight, Spaceship boss = toy container eggmobile in Sonic Mania.
There was a relatively soon DriDim mid-voting job I wanted to submit Tesco for, to the point of designing all the items in advance, but I feel it'd be best to space out product placement picks (more so than any other medium) so I'll have to come up with something else.
I'm honestly really glad to find out the Mario movie trailer theme (probably) won't be in the movie.
Just ordered a vacuum packed zombie garfield
A few days ago I had a dream where CBeebies launched a pre-teen off-shoot seperate from CBBC called "Beebies" - the two shows they premiered with were a Bob the Builder sequel series and a horrific; totally inappropriate puppet show about abandoned bulldogs in a junkyard who's eyes were constantly falling off - the dogs were small hand puppets, but had the detailed textures and taxidermy eyes of a Dark Crystal or Dinosaurs character.
Also, Beebies didn't exist as a TV channel - instead it was like a franchise chain where the BBC would buy out small abandoned buildings, slap a Beebies logo sign on them, and then just put the episodes on loop on a CRT inside, free entry and no adult supervision
The term "Blaxploitation film" sounds a lot more damning than it's actual meaning
HOLY SMOKES THE PIZZA TOWER RELEASE DATE
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My Mario movie prediction is that Luigi has a sub-plot where he escapes Bowser, he reunites with Mario half way through the quest and joins him to help take down Bowser.
Welp, that explains why Quadrapong wasn't on Atari 50
Llamasoft: The Jeff Minter Story Gets March Release Date & New Launch Trailer
Minter is coming March 13th, 2024www.timeextension.com
Concept: Dedicated live action Waluigi movie that's just a Simpsons VA in platform shoes stumbling around a city like the good parts of the Smurfs movies.
I feel like I could list hundreds of potential actors for a movie Waluigi, even without delving into professional VAs, but Wario is DeVito or bust.
I can't believe Nintendo was actually innocent this time
Hold on, Slippin' Jimmy is actually a kids show? I thought it was just an adult cartoon with kid protagonists like South Park.
I can't believe Funky Kong is a species now
who are they
Here's my terrible Smash takes
Are there any legitimate non-malicious uses for SteamCharts player stats if you're not a marketing executive? I guess for historical purposes?
I've seen and played my fair share of unreleased games and movies in my time, stuff I should by all means not be legally allowed to see, but seeing the footage of the unreleased Foodfight (Charlie Sheen Foodfight, not AlteredBeast Foodfight) video game for GameCube is the first time in my life I've ever though "knowing about this feels illegal" about an unreleased product
As much as I love Smash Remix as a whole, their Wario is perfect proof of why the official Smash games basing him on Ware was a good call. Remix Wario isn't poorly designed or annoying by any means, just super boring and forgettable.
The Odd1sOut cartoon is so weird to me because like, James' character here is supposed to be a child, right? But he has the exact same design and voice as his storytime character who works at Subway and gets wrong calls.
The weirdest part is that James already has a design for his child self, why doesn't he use that?
Just gonna put it out there:
Knuckles' Chaotix > Sonic CD
I had a dream where Dreamworks released trailers for Abominable 2 and Ambominable 3. Abominable 3's trailer was just a video of a really bad Brawl mod that also had a kart-riding DK and Slendytubbies, while Abominable 2's trailer was really poorly animated and - for whatever reason - shifted away from the heartwarming fantasy to be a mediocre, obnoxious slapstick comedy. There was one joke my mind forced me to endure that was kinda funny though: a helicopter crashed through a window, and the original dad character my mind created because I didn't watch the movie had to play limbo to walk away unharmed by the spinning blades, but then the original mother character was so short she could just walk by without realising a helicopter crashed, let alone trying to avoid the blades.
Me walking into a CEX to stare at an unboxed, sun-faded cartridge of Addams Family Values for SNES for 6 seconds and then leave
Get ready for some gruesome (but censored for an E10+ rating) juxtaposition - we're submitting adults-only franchises!
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It's so weird to me that Ultimate has literally 0 references to Pokémon Go.
I think my favourite fan theory ever is the "Donkey is from Pleasure Island" Shrek theory - it certainly wasn't intentional, but I think it lines up really well with Donkey's personality and introduction - plus the fact that Donkey's Happily Ever After form was a horse instead of a human is just really sweet in this context.
I think Yoshi's black alt was lowest on the priority list and got replaced by Woolly Yoshi for either not fitting Yoshi's "rainbow" theme or simply the abundance of black-clothed/furred alts in Smash as is. I also think that it would've stayed if not for Woolly Yoshi. Dark Blue Yoshi should've got the cut IMO though.
While I wouldn't be surprised if Nintendo are cautious about using the black Yoshis in US promo materials and merchandising in response to SuperMarioLogan, I highly doubt the memo would go as far to the game development.
I love this meme, not for the actual joke but rather for the concept of a school doing an unannounced, single-day-long trip to Asia and back
why does this sound like 2010s jrpg music
I had a nightmare where a trained polar bear used on the set of the Golden Compass came to visit my supported living house - I shouted "go away, Norm of the North!" in fear disguised as snark, and then a black woman (I don't know any black women IRL, let alone as support workers, mind you) walked in and said "Don't worry, he only bit off one of my fingers!", which made me scream - I then backtracked and worriedly explained that I'm not ableist - then I woke up
I feel a bigger Smash than Ultimate can happen, and I'd even go as far as to call it likely - but I also think it shouldn't happen.
It's weird and kinda annoying how when indie games pay homages to most retro systems, they go for the console at their full potential graphically - PS1-style games take from Mega Man Legends; NES-style games take from Mr. Gimmick; SNES-style games take from Chrono Trigger; so on - but the Atari 2600 is treated as this weird exception where, unless it's a homebrew game on actual hardware, they just put together Webdriver Torso blocks; play some dial-up noises; and call it a day.
A can of Coca-Cola magically giving me $5
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