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Wario Wario Wario · Jul 26, 2022

One idea I had for a creation thread was a play on the "unfinished games" criticism by having to handle the post-release of and justify the price for a vintage classic as a modern triple A release. Like, trying to add enough content to Pong to justify making it a £50 purchase or something.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 26, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 26, 2022

I know what Spirit I'm submitting

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Wario Wario Wario · Jul 26, 2022

I like how

Champion of Hyrule 's Expand-A-Franchise thread is vague about just what kind of product this expanded content exists in. I like to think of it as an SSBU deluxe personally.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 26, 2022

NASB'S ON SALE ON SWITCH GUYS QUICK

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 26, 2022

i cant believe baby sharks real name is BROOKLYN

this is some ogilvie maurice stuff

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 26, 2022

So, will we ever learn why the Grubhub kid was animated as being so scared?

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 26, 2022

It must suck to be a fan of both Multiversus and NASB - I find it really hard to get over my tribal instinct to assume anyone praising or expressing excitement for MVS on NASB-related spaces is doing it out of malice (even though they very clearly aren't most of the time), and it probably goes the same way for vice versa.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 25, 2022

I like how what is more likely than not Doug TenNapel's attempt to insert his transphobic idiology into Earthworm Jim 3D's plot just ended up implying that Jim is a trans man.

Earthworm Kim

Earthworm Kim is a major character in Earthworm Jim 3D. She embodies Jim's long-suppressed feminine side, intent on taking on Jim's mind and body. Jim had to defeat her and save his masculinity. Kim also becomes a playable character after the game is beaten and all of the marbles have been...

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Wario Wario Wario · Jul 25, 2022

We're submitting Sonic's stages and our first Mario vs. Wario Conquest!

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1.@Cashregister9 2. @FazDude Stages: City Escape City Escape Iconic Sonic level from Sonic Adventure 2. you would fight in the middle of the road, with a couple platforms to stand on, and a slope for elevation. would have walk-offs, and stage hazards including cars and GUN robots Sky Chase...

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Wario Wario Wario · Jul 25, 2022

The fact that so many Bugs Bunny and Mickey Mouse films have outlived what they're parodying in the public eye is both awesome and frightening. I wonder if, in 60 years, people will still be watching The Shinning in the Simpsons or Clams in SpongeBob, but have created and memorised new horror movies to admire and reference instead of The Shining or Jaws.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 25, 2022

So, we can all agree that if protag first was never a rule, the Squid Sisters; King Hippo; Kumatora; and an earlier-added Isabelle would've at least been likely to show up instead of their respective protags, right?

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 25, 2022

i still cannot process the fact there was a tiny toon adventures game on the game boy advance

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 25, 2022

I think Ralts getting more votes than Gardevoir on the Expand-A-Franchise thread may be my biggest creation thread W ever, even if it didn't win.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 25, 2022

I love Mario Tennis Aces, but seriously: who the hell decided basic mechanics in a local multiplayer game should be taught through a multi-hour story mode and not just a regular tutorial or a few scrollable screens?

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 25, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 24, 2022

oh no im going through my own mandella effect

SINCE WHEN WERE KRUSTYS ARMS YELLOW

ill never be able to watch the simpsons the same way again

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 24, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 24, 2022

I don't like how it's basically platform fighter law to make one render for each character and use it everywhere.

Give me an animated CSS and unique matchup screen renders like 64 god damn it.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 24, 2022

It is normal to be more excited about posting HHGregg memes for for Christmas in July than your own birthday 6 days later?

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 24, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 24, 2022

anggy bords moment

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 23, 2022

Sonic is taking a detour into the Mushroom Kingdom! Drop by to submit changes to his moveset; a victory theme; and/or a new Final Smash!

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Banjo-Kazooie Even before the criteria was announced, I knew it had to be them. Banjo and Kazooie were almost literally designed to fit alongside the rest of the Mario cast, and are important especially to the legacy of the Donkey Kong series. A platformer series inspired directly by Super...

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Wario Wario Wario · Jul 23, 2022

i have never truly known what it feels like to hate a fictional character until that ****ing bobs burgers lookin millitant vegan girl in the birds eye advert "aRe YoU sKiPpInG bEcAuSe YoU fEaR cHaNgE" this little cartoon girl makes my blood boil harder than any villain ive ever watched

what the hell makes you think selling food to vegans by proliferating their most negative stereotype would work

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 23, 2022

Multiversus would've been "Goated" if it were just a basketball crossover game. That would've more than justified Space Jam 2's existence - hell, cut out the movie part and just make the game the sequel to the movie like The Goonies 2.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 23, 2022

Even though he's probably not gonna win the current vote, I do have some ideas on how to balance Steve for the less gimmicky and more competitive SMSB while keeping his smarts-based trapper playstyle intact - most of which involve Mine/Craft/Create Block specifically

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 22, 2022

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Wario Wario Wario · Jul 22, 2022

The whole Giygas thing was always the least interesting thing about EarthBound to me. I'm a sucker for gross-out humour; social satire; emotional family/power of friendship stories; weird anthropomorphic object designs; and outlandish situations in mundane locations, but the "I'm h...a...p...p...y..." and robot bodies stuff doesn't do it for me. I do like Mother 3's darker tone though, but that's mostly because it leans more emotional than scary, a different type of dark.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 22, 2022

This video is going to have nothing but negative effects on internet discourse, but I also love every second of it

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 22, 2022

The whole "Multiversus renders NASB irrelevant" mentality is so annoying to me because like... how does Smash not render the either of them by default irrelevant then? It's not like Multiversus is even a cartoon or animation crossover specifically, all it and NASB has in common is being platform fighters and crossovers of mostly nostalgic IP, which Smash also has while - even if I'd argue it to be of a lower quality game design wise than the funny farting bread man game - unarguably having a higher level of polish than either.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 22, 2022

LeBron's trailer in MVS feels so incomplete without SFX. That down air looks like getting a velvet pillow thrown in your face - not painful, but a little uncomfortable.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 22, 2022

As someone who's been a Bubsy fan as long as I've known what a SNES is, I could give a lot of advice on how to handle being an earnest fan of a game that is memed to death or even objectively bad (specifically for the Balan fandom) - that being said, I think the most paramount are to 1. be unashamed of your fandom, and 2. point non-fans towards the elements other than gameplay or plot (depending on genre) rather than fruitlessly defending the elements that gave it it's reputation or getting mad at said elements being pointed out. I find that people I speak to end up appreciating Bubsy a lot more when I point out the series' solid OST track record; Bubsy himself's surprisingly endearing personality before the cartoon pilot doomed him to "Flanderization"; or the series' proto-Cuphead "living cartoon" ambitions.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 22, 2022

DAMN HE GOT DRIP

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Wario Wario Wario · Jul 22, 2022

Looking in on Sonic tone discourse is kinda insane because there seems to outright be an opposition to the mere idea of comedy for some 2000s era fans, even within with a darker and serious plot.

Like, I can totally understand wanting a story with higher stakes, or taking offense to self-depriacting "wink at the screen" humour, but it's kinda foolish to make anything for children without some level of humour - ESPECIALLY if the plot surrounding the characters is dark. That's not underestimating children's intelligence, that's just what you generally do when you aim for that demographic. That applies to Pixar; Avatar; 2010s Cartoon Network; and every other example you can think of as "taking kids seriously"

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 22, 2022

nvm, mvs is actually the most based game ever made

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Wario Wario Wario · Jul 22, 2022

We are submitting a veteran from a previous Smash game as our pre-order bonus! This will be our final veteran and the only crossover character from a video game!

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Emergency discussion! amogers Daisy has been revealed for Battle League, just in the nick of time - how should we handle the Battle League alt? Is there a specific alt you all want replaced, or should we get an extra 7? Should it be made her default? I personally am pro-default, and if an alt...

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Wario Wario Wario · Jul 22, 2022

Even as a Mario fan, (even if I'm moreso a fan of DK and Wario) I've never really considered Captain Toad a seperate entity from Toad.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 22, 2022

The box art for Kirby's Avalanche looks like it came pre-sun faded. Like, I always assumed it was a bad scan every time I saw it beforehand, but because of the NSO update I now know that's how it's supposed to look

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 21, 2022

I'm probably not gonna renew my NSO subscription until NASB crossplay comes out.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 21, 2022

If we can have both, Puyo Puyo and Kirby's Avalanche, on NSO, I hope that Tetris Attack can be added at some point.

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