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Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2022

If I was in charge of NSO, I would take every possible chance to make this title's prescence on GBA NSO a reality. I would pay for negotiations out of my own pocket; lock the GBA games behind a third membership tier; sacrifice Wario Land 4 and Golden Sun to reduce the app's filesize, cancel the Mother 3 localisation at 98% completion to save money, completely remove the Switch's video recording function to please Dreamworks, anything for this dank meme. This is not a joke.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2022

Honestly, I think movie Mario will look better when we see him officially - the McDonald's image appears to have been either taken in dark lighting or printed improperly compared to the poster, giving him a Brawl-like appearance.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2022

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Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2022

Rocko on Friday

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2022

the simpsons is apparently good again

WHAT

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2022

Imagine if the Expand-A-Franchise thread was a real SSBU expansion and there were no Scarlet & Violet or Legends Arceus spirits but we did get Dashing Super Guy.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2022

One thing I really wish a platform fighter would do is not make the Final Destination clone stage the ultimate final super cool techno-magic stage. Give that to the Kalos clone or something, and make FD the grassy plain or hi-tech non-specifically-Asian city.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2022

I don't like the "subverted kids' show trope", but I really like Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared - mostly because the gruesome imagery isn't really the scary part, as much as the implications of the lyrics and characters - and the grizzly scenes are moreso just a prompt to get the viewer to rewatch those earlier scenes from an adult lens. I think watching #3 as a 12 year old was the first time I ever recognised an allegory.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2022

NICKELODEON ALL-STAR BRAWL characters and their favourite TV SHOWS
SpongeBob = SpongeBob SquarePants
Patrick = SpongeBob SquarePants
Sandy = SpongeBob SquarePants
Aang = Avatar: The Last Airbender
Toph = Avatar: The Last Airbender
Korra = The Legend of Korra
Lincoln Loud = The Loud House
Lucy Loud = The Loud House
Leonardo = Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Michelangelo = Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
April O'Niel = Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Shredder = Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Ren & Stimpy = The Ren & Stimpy Show
Powdered Toast Man = The Ren & Stimpy Show
Zim = Invader Zim
CatDog = CatDog
Reptar = Rugrats
Nigel Thornberry = The Wild Thornberrys
Helga = Hey Arnold!
Danny Phantom = Danny Phantom
Oblina = AAAHH!!! Real Monsters
Garfield = Garfield & Friends
Jenny = My Life as a Teenage Robot
Hugh Neutron = The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius
Rocko = Rocko's Modern Life

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2022

Another one for the count

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2022

Can Roblox make Asda Land for us Brits?

Linkmain-maybe · Oct 4, 2022

looks at location

Huh?

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 4, 2022

Honestly, I was hoping Illumination's Mario designs would lean more towards Illumination's style. Always felt they were really good at making 2D-esque characters in 3D.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 4, 2022

NIKE MOUTH

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 4, 2022

why is peach's castle on top of the peppa pig house hill

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 4, 2022

youtuber most respectful of their audience's intelligence

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 4, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 3, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 3, 2022

I'm actually kinda tempted to buy NKR3 - I know I won't like it nearly as much as CTR, but hey, I've got decent benefits so why not?

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 3, 2022

I think "submit a franchise for adults" and "submit a franchise for preschoolers" are both event jobs I want to do for the racing thread, though they probably won't be the next two (especially if Muppets wins the current job). Revisiting previous IPs will also happen at some point, and I also want to do items (though those would be original and retroactively added to base game)

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 3, 2022

OoOpS wE rAn InTo SoMe PrObLeMs

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 2, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 2, 2022

pov: you are an early 2000s disney channel sitcom character and you've just had your 65th wacky adventure

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 2, 2022

I like that Pokémon has referenced the Muppets more times than the Muppets has referenced Pokémon

Pokémon

Pokémon is a media franchise that began life as a video game on Nintendo consoles, and has expanded into cartoons, toys, and other merchandise. Grover included Pokémon among his list of 140 characters in an acceptance speech during the 2010 Shorty Awards. Following the July 6, 2016 launch of the...

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Wario Wario Wario · Oct 2, 2022

I sure hope this Disney-produced documentary on Disney has no bias!

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 2, 2022

If Smash debuted any other year than exactly 1999, tap jump and an intensity-sensitive shared light/strong button would've probably been the biggest gripes given in reviews.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 2, 2022

Hollow weens? Don't you mean for-

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 2, 2022

I had a dream where Nick Kart 3 did a collaboration with Cartoon Network to add Dexter's dad, solely as an elaborate "Saturdays are made for dads, and dad's car!" joke.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 1, 2022

The duality of Smash discourse

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 1, 2022

I really like that Fire Piranha Plant is in Mario Tennis Aces instead of a normal Piranha Plant, I'd love to see more enemy variants make Mario rosters instead of, not with, their non-variant counterparts - like Paratroopa or my beloved Underground Goomba.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 1, 2022

buzz lightyear was fictionkin for himself

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 1, 2022

A small part of me wants to use my Marge impression and Vtuber technology to do a stream in-character, but the more sensible part knows I am terrible at in-character improv and the stream would just be me saying "Mhhhmmm Homie" ad nauseum while playing Atari 2600 games or some other thing nobody wants to watch.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 1, 2022

SMSB is finally over! Feel free to stop by and check out the final fighter and stage rosters!

SmashBoards has created: Super Mario Smash Bros!

In this creation thread, we will be creating a sequel to Smash Bros. Ultimate that exclusively features Mario content (and closely related series like Donkey Kong, Wario, and Yoshi) - think of it like the anti-Mario Kart Crossroads. No game is too obscure, no mandates can stop us, and corporate...

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Wario Wario Wario · Oct 1, 2022

I don't have a problem with the Angry Video Game Nerd in Smash on a licit level, but I really can't imagine him being that fun within an E10+ rating and without direct references to the games he's reviewed.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 30, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 30, 2022

I feel the only situation where NASB not having licensed music is a loss is if they add ChalkZone characters - this guitar solo deserves to be heard at EVO finals.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 30, 2022

me submitting pac man 2 in the smash infinite universe

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 30, 2022

The amount of times I've been called nostalgia blind for media that came out when I wasn't even born or nostalgically biased against media that came out right when I was in the target audience is staggering.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 30, 2022

Reminder that Nintendo are directly responsible for the toxicity of Smash discourse.

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