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  Wario Wario Wario

• Sep 5, 2022

I had a dream where Nintendo made a Mii tactical RPG with permadeath. The "villains" were just tiny defenseless naked mole rats and the conflict started when you accidentally released them from a cage, causing them to dance to dubstep and run off. One of the selling points was that they made a filter to prevent you from making blackface/golliwog Miis.

In that same dream, a new Mario Maker was revealed called "PROJECT X-Y" - it brought back Mystery Mushrooms, but all the Mystery Mushrooms were like triple Mario's size. Before reveal Nintendo built it up as "the biggest Nintendo crossover ever". It only had the SMB1 theme.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Sep 4, 2022

There's something weirdly, albeit (obviously) accidentally, unsettling about one of Hugh's specific loss voice lines. Like, it's 3 things that are funny in a vacuum or even if just one element is removed (Hugh Neutron being brainwashed to chicken dance upon loss, Hugh melodramatically screaming after losing a comical bloodless battle, a trap remix of a cartoonish funeral march) but have a completely different vibe when put together. Nowhere near as unsettling as Garnet's old loss in MVS though, though that was probably more on the intentional side.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Sep 4, 2022

Him: Meet me at McDonald's?
Barber: Say no more, fam.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Sep 4, 2022

I don't know why YouTube recommended this to me but boy does it go hard

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Sep 4, 2022

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Sep 3, 2022

Alphabet Lore made me unironically cry.

Yes, I know ironic crying is not a thing but "unironic" is basically the closest thing I have to a "literally" that actually means "literally".

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Sep 3, 2022

Submissions for our second Western guest have been extended!

SmashBoards has created: Super Mario Smash Bros!

I will be resubmitting Inspector Gadget Inspector Gadget Given the fact that we have a Super Mario Bros. Super Show stage, we should definitely have more representation for the DiC Entertainment/WildBrain era of Mario. Therefore, look no further than Inspector Gadget! This dimwitted cyborg...

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Sep 3, 2022

One time I told one of my Discord friends about my concept for a Smash adventure mode, and when I mentioned the ending would just be a slightly more excited 4th victory animation instead of a character interaction or unique wish granting he said "that's pretty underwhelming" - I responded by saying that after all the stress and infighting of the previous Smash hype cycles, the best thing a Smash game could possibly be is underwhelming.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Sep 3, 2022

WHY IS HE SO MUSCULAR

And before you say "it's Hefty", I looked up the live action Hefty and not only does the model not match, he's also less muscular.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Sep 3, 2022

britney spears is dead by accident!

we will tell you more soon

#RIPBritney

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Sep 2, 2022

I'm kinda surprised Sakurai was willing to outright admit he thinks broad appeal and deep mechanics are mutually exclusive. not surprising he thinks that at all, Smash as a whole is "unneeded compromises: the series", but he just admitted it so bluntly.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Sep 2, 2022

JK Rowling's new book is like, pettier than the Sonichu issue where they execute all of Christine's trolls. At least the real-world trolls targeted by that comic weren't in the right, regardless of if a violent execution fantasy was warranted.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Sep 1, 2022

you will never live to see pikachu enter the public domain

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Sep 1, 2022

	slime time from nickelodeon all-star brawl will never be a real place, just like lebron james from multiversus

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Sep 1, 2022

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 31, 2022

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 31, 2022

"tv y everyone!" and they say arthur is for kids anyone who watches the word from us kids segments would know otherwise this crap is DARK!!!

Is the "insecure Kirby/Gravity Falls/EarthBound/Avatar/whatever fan" joke overdone yet?

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 31, 2022

yooooo look who showed up in the super sedu-i mean nasb devs' 3d art portfolio

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 30, 2022

Currently brainstorming an idea for a creation thread to start once SMSB finishes, I think I have a good idea with mass appeal and a lot of wackiness potential, sort of akin to the Fortnite thread but in a genre more people on a Smash website would be familiar with (not a fighting game of any kind, mind you) - but given my track record I'm gonna save this for once SMSB ends.

This genre is one that has had a lot of pitfalls on creation threads in the past, pitfalls I aim to avoid this time.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 30, 2022

if the pac land game came out after - and was therefore based on - the pac man cartoon that means hanna barbera's non-scooby doo creations have more representation in smash than multiversus

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 29, 2022

Whenever I see Big Man I hear this godawful song in my head

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 29, 2022

One thing I've been considering doing lately is reworking SSBU's "Others" music list to only feature songs that can fit on at least one specific stage, albeit with the same number of songs.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 29, 2022

There's a depressing irony to two of Sakurai's first game design videos being about two things Ultimate does not do well at all (risk & reward, frame performance)

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 29, 2022

I'd probably really want Q*Bert in Smash if it weren't for him being one of the extremely few Sony IPs that have been on a Nintendo console, I don't want another Banjo situation. Same goes for Lemmings, even though they'd also be a microcompuer rep.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 29, 2022

smash bros speculators when they see a copyright attorney in real life

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  Linkmain-maybe

• Aug 28, 2022

This PFP channels a primal rage to post random memes everywhere.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 28, 2022

you've heard of "mario dies on the box" now get ready for "harry potter dies on the book cover".

that trainsphobic witch was trying to make kids think all trains people want to run over kids as far back as the first book. I'd recommend switching to the more trains-inclusive works of rev. awdry

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 28, 2022

WHY DID IT GENERATE DELTARUNE WOMAN

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 28, 2022

Unironically put a Shark Week stage in MVS

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 28, 2022

Kangaroo Jack for Multiversus. On the CSS screen he appears to be a rapping kangaroo, but when the battle actually begins you're playing as the son of a crime boss.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 27, 2022

Felt like making a graphic of some of the stuff I'd want in a future Smash,

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 27, 2022

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 27, 2022

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 27, 2022

I really hate this notion. Dark and edgy stories have always been the norm for children's entertainment even during the most regulated and censored eras, if anything there isn't enough purely comforting "iyashikei" media outside of anime or the preschool age range.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 27, 2022

we have our heading here we gooo from the magi-SKIP

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 26, 2022

The "Micheal Rosen describes" memes feel like AI generated content.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 26, 2022

Imagine how ****ing insane it'd be in the SMSB universe to see "4th parties" confirmed, and then Goku disconfirmed 2 characters later.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 26, 2022

While I don't think WOL is good by any means, I do appreciate how it doesn't take itself as seriously as the cutscenes would imply with a lot of wacky setpieces and such.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 26, 2022

It's kinda interesting how people never really use Bugs Bunny to represent WB as a corporation the same way people use Mickey Mouse. I feel there's 3 possible explanations for this:

1. Bugs and his IP holders already have edge and maturity, turning him into an evil mastermind isn't shocking like it is for the modern Mickey
2. Bugs' cartoons are both more easily accessible and more beloved than Mickey's, and therefore people who want to comment on corporate situations would be too attached to Bugs to interpret him as an icon of a corporation's downfall or mistakes
3. Warner Bros. don't use Bugs as a mascot as often as Disney uses Mickey, nor are they as fiercly protective of him and therefore he isn't universally readable as representing Warner Bros. and using him to criticise them doesn't feel like "sticking it to the man" as much as shallow parody.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 26, 2022