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Wario Wario Wario · Nov 9, 2022

I feel the Crash 4 approach of pretending to throw out the bad instalments through the plot while secretly taking a lot of ideas nested within those titles is probably the ideal approach to doing a reboot for a franchise that's considered to have gone downhill - gaming or otherwise.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 9, 2022

The Wii Motion Sensor Bar would actually be a kinda rad Smash fighter, it'd be really wide but very short (though it would have to be made a bit taller for balancing - maybe put on a stand?). I could imagine it having a (near-)invisible projectile.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 9, 2022

ru slime warning not a goosebumps book gooflumps this spoof is just a goof buy 2 thats it chunks city eat cheese and barf an unauthorized parody a bullseye book by random house

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 8, 2022

Now, we wait 10 years for Sonic Colours to become nostalgic to late-20-somethings so Sonic can be wacky funny dum dum again.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 8, 2022

Just bought all the Dairy Milk buttons flavours (except mint, ew) and put them all in a single bowl, now I wait for it to cool in the fridge...

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 7, 2022

OK, so when people ask for real-world businessman Reggie Fils-Aime in Smash Bros they're "creative" and "hype", but when I ask for real-world businessman Ted Turner in Multiversus I'm "insane" and "trying to provoke people"?

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 7, 2022

I had a dream where I was watching a movie where the snarky CGI M&Ms went to war with the happy-go-lucky cel-animated M&Ms from the 70s, and I was the only person in the entire cinema who understood the concept so I had to keep whispering to the person next to me "no, they changed the mascots in the 90s!" - they still couldn't comprehend it and had to keep asking me.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 6, 2022

Whenever a wildly big crossover is announced, the first fan theories to come out are always "The Great Googly Moogly, the egotistical 'protagonist' from the 1989 unlicensed Australia-exclusive Atari Lynx game The Great Googly Moogly's Chess and Checkers, widely considered the worst chess video game ever made, is the villain because he was mad he never got the sequel promised in his game's 100% ending"

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 6, 2022

If another game tries the PSASBR approach of "crossover stages", I think I wouldn't want the stages to transform but rather be a combined universe design at all times. Might be hard to pull off without looking cluttered though.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 5, 2022

People will say "Stop changing the original Japanese text!" and then shout "Flanderisation!" when they finally get the pure-author-intent vision.

Pic unrelated.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 5, 2022

Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing gaslit an entire generation into thinking Billy Hatcher is an A-list Sega IP, and I couldn't be more grateful

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 5, 2022

We're submitting the final sets of Scooby-Doo content! Skins (The Creeper and Let's Split Up in particular have yet to recieve any submissions) and items.

SmashBoards Creates: Drifting Dimensions - The ultimate crossover kart racer!

Scooby & Shaggy: The Mystery Begins outfits Scrappy-Doo: Scooby Apocalypse neckwear/goggles

smashboards.com

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 5, 2022

Steven Spielberg working on ET, Indiana Jones, Jaws, Close Encounters, Jurassic Park, Schindler's List, and Saving Private Ryan
Steven Spielberg working on Family Dog

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 5, 2022

I feel like the Bubsy series is in this weird situation where the games' reputations are totally deserved, but there's also a lot of harmful misinformation about it and an overwhelmingly bad stigma towards it's fandom (ableit one usually not born from malice but rather from the assumption it doesn't exist)

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 5, 2022

When Duck Hunt comes on the Expand-A-Franchise thread, I might go all-in on Tin Star content, discovered the game through a Mugen character and I just love the style of it. Created by the guys behind Plok too.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 4, 2022

Of all the Smash roster, Bayonetta seems like the one most likely to enjoy Family Guy rip-offs.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 4, 2022

Whenever I see casual players criticise Ultimate it's always for the weirdest reasons - like, the lack of Break the Targets is a deal breaker for some people? Pandering: The Game somehow doesn't have enough popular fan picks? Like I'm glad people are criticising this mediocre, behind-the-genre game, but those definetly aren't the reasons I'd go for.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 4, 2022

The amount of vitriol I've seen aimed at a one off cartoon villain from 17 years ago who's worst crime was licking icing off a cake will always be baffling. Like, the way wannabe-Mr. Enters talk about him you'd think he broke a hole in the wall or something at best, but no - he left crisps on the floor and wore dirty boots indoors.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 4, 2022

I really dislike the idea of Monika in Smash - not only is adding a character from a game about teenage suicide in poor taste, but it'd also suck if they added a character created by an ex-PMDT without actually taking mechanical cues from PM.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 3, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 3, 2022

TikTok Hercules will either be the objective best or objective worst LA remake. No inbetween.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 3, 2022

"Hmm, this game is low profile; really old; and has a weird concept, I wonder how much it'd cost to get the license to make a new-goddammit it's owned by the Godzilla guys" - me, 5 minutes ago, researching 'Mecarobot Golf'

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 3, 2022

The environments in Sonic Frontiers look really bad - not in the sense of "bad Sonic environments" or "realistic games = bad", but moreso just bad. The "real world" is too barren and the cyberspace levels are too cluttered. I'm 99.9% sure it's an intentional juxtaposition but that still doesn't excuse looking hideous IMO. I can appreciate the environments of games like 06 and Shadow despite not thinking they suit a rubberhose-inspired furry with a monoeye, but these wouldn't work even with a character design suited for them.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 3, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 2, 2022

I've finally played Fractured Furry Tales, and TBH people seriously exaggerate how bad it is - it's not good by any means, but it's also one of the stronger Bubsy offerings. Bubsy controls better in it than CEOTFK, but out-of-nowhere enemies are a bigger problem than in it too. Though, if Bubsy was slower, like a Mega Man X sort of heavy feel, possibly with a projectile or some other attack that isn't his standard bop, I would be willing to call it a good or at least decent game - the game's level layouts seem well fit for that sort of physics.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 2, 2022

VB Wario Land is so good that IMO it alone gives the Virtual Boy a better game library than the N64 and GBC.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 2, 2022

The dark and edgy tone of Sparks of Hope REALLY puts me off. I'm sure it's a great game but I can't look past the damn neon-haired sword Rabbid and tragic Rabbid backstories.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 2, 2022

I feel like a NASB "story mode" should be structured like Slap City's - basically Melee adventure, but every character has their own route and dialogue, you can save, and the mode teaches you their mechanics.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 2, 2022

I like how this Smash Bros. website is the only place where you can call Smash Bros. a dumpster fire of a game series and not get crucified.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 2, 2022

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Wario Wario Wario · Nov 1, 2022

90s cartoon writers, vegans, film casting agencies, and bodybuilders fighting over who can be more fatphobic

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 1, 2022

Pirahna Plant is a great regular character pick, but a horrible substitute for a "special surprise character".

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 1, 2022

oh my god is sakurai actually defending $60 price tags

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 1, 2022

"Nostalgia pandering is so stupid! Make something original!"
Brother in Christ you just called Super Smash Bros. Ultimate the "objective greatest game of all time"

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 31, 2022

Imagine how epic it'd be if Chuck E. Cheese and FNaF joined Drifting Dimensions at the same time

Also, funnily enough, I was planning Chuck E. as my submission for the "solo wheels" job

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 31, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 30, 2022

deepest voice in human history AMAZON MUSIC ONE TAKE FEATURING FORTNITE

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 30, 2022

If Sylvester and Tweety were in Multiversus, I feel they should be more hit & run fighters than the zoners Tom & Jerry are - with the player being able to make Tweety fly away from Sylvester, and then have Sylvester track him down either when he is cornered or a foe is zoning around Tweety as a teleport-style move.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 30, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 29, 2022

Game journalism websites will publish opinion pieces titled "How white supremacy paved the roots for gaming tribalism" then immediately publish an article titled "INFERIOR MARIO TENNIS IMPOSTER SHREK BADMINTON PLAYER COUNT DWINDLES TO 20 IN A MONTH"

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