ru slime warning not a goosebumps book gooflumps this spoof is just a goof buy 2 thats it chunks city eat cheese and barf an unauthorized parody a bullseye book by random house
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Now, we wait 10 years for Sonic Colours to become nostalgic to late-20-somethings so Sonic can be wacky funny dum dum again.
Just bought all the Dairy Milk buttons flavours (except mint, ew) and put them all in a single bowl, now I wait for it to cool in the fridge...
OK, so when people ask for real-world businessman Reggie Fils-Aime in Smash Bros they're "creative" and "hype", but when I ask for real-world businessman Ted Turner in Multiversus I'm "insane" and "trying to provoke people"?
I had a dream where I was watching a movie where the snarky CGI M&Ms went to war with the happy-go-lucky cel-animated M&Ms from the 70s, and I was the only person in the entire cinema who understood the concept so I had to keep whispering to the person next to me "no, they changed the mascots in the 90s!" - they still couldn't comprehend it and had to keep asking me.
Whenever a wildly big crossover is announced, the first fan theories to come out are always "The Great Googly Moogly, the egotistical 'protagonist' from the 1989 unlicensed Australia-exclusive Atari Lynx game The Great Googly Moogly's Chess and Checkers, widely considered the worst chess video game ever made, is the villain because he was mad he never got the sequel promised in his game's 100% ending"
If another game tries the PSASBR approach of "crossover stages", I think I wouldn't want the stages to transform but rather be a combined universe design at all times. Might be hard to pull off without looking cluttered though.
People will say "Stop changing the original Japanese text!" and then shout "Flanderisation!" when they finally get the pure-author-intent vision.
Pic unrelated.
Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing gaslit an entire generation into thinking Billy Hatcher is an A-list Sega IP, and I couldn't be more grateful
We're submitting the final sets of Scooby-Doo content! Skins (The Creeper and Let's Split Up in particular have yet to recieve any submissions) and items.
SmashBoards Creates: Drifting Dimensions - The ultimate crossover kart racer!
Scooby & Shaggy: The Mystery Begins outfits Scrappy-Doo: Scooby Apocalypse neckwear/goggles
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Steven Spielberg working on ET, Indiana Jones, Jaws, Close Encounters, Jurassic Park, Schindler's List, and Saving Private Ryan 
Steven Spielberg working on Family Dog 
I feel like the Bubsy series is in this weird situation where the games' reputations are totally deserved, but there's also a lot of harmful misinformation about it and an overwhelmingly bad stigma towards it's fandom (ableit one usually not born from malice but rather from the assumption it doesn't exist)
When Duck Hunt comes on the Expand-A-Franchise thread, I might go all-in on Tin Star content, discovered the game through a Mugen character and I just love the style of it. Created by the guys behind Plok too.
Of all the Smash roster, Bayonetta seems like the one most likely to enjoy Family Guy rip-offs.
Whenever I see casual players criticise Ultimate it's always for the weirdest reasons - like, the lack of Break the Targets is a deal breaker for some people? Pandering: The Game somehow doesn't have enough popular fan picks? Like I'm glad people are criticising this mediocre, behind-the-genre game, but those definetly aren't the reasons I'd go for.
The amount of vitriol I've seen aimed at a one off cartoon villain from 17 years ago who's worst crime was licking icing off a cake will always be baffling. Like, the way wannabe-Mr. Enters talk about him you'd think he broke a hole in the wall or something at best, but no - he left crisps on the floor and wore dirty boots indoors.
I really dislike the idea of Monika in Smash - not only is adding a character from a game about teenage suicide in poor taste, but it'd also suck if they added a character created by an ex-PMDT without actually taking mechanical cues from PM.
TikTok Hercules will either be the objective best or objective worst LA remake. No inbetween.
"Hmm, this game is low profile; really old; and has a weird concept, I wonder how much it'd cost to get the license to make a new-goddammit it's owned by the Godzilla guys" - me, 5 minutes ago, researching 'Mecarobot Golf'
The environments in Sonic Frontiers look really bad - not in the sense of "bad Sonic environments" or "realistic games = bad", but moreso just bad. The "real world" is too barren and the cyberspace levels are too cluttered. I'm 99.9% sure it's an intentional juxtaposition but that still doesn't excuse looking hideous IMO. I can appreciate the environments of games like 06 and Shadow despite not thinking they suit a rubberhose-inspired furry with a monoeye, but these wouldn't work even with a character design suited for them.
I've finally played Fractured Furry Tales, and TBH people seriously exaggerate how bad it is - it's not good by any means, but it's also one of the stronger Bubsy offerings. Bubsy controls better in it than CEOTFK, but out-of-nowhere enemies are a bigger problem than in it too. Though, if Bubsy was slower, like a Mega Man X sort of heavy feel, possibly with a projectile or some other attack that isn't his standard bop, I would be willing to call it a good or at least decent game - the game's level layouts seem well fit for that sort of physics.
VB Wario Land is so good that IMO it alone gives the Virtual Boy a better game library than the N64 and GBC.
The dark and edgy tone of Sparks of Hope REALLY puts me off. I'm sure it's a great game but I can't look past the damn neon-haired sword Rabbid and tragic Rabbid backstories.
I feel like a NASB "story mode" should be structured like Slap City's - basically Melee adventure, but every character has their own route and dialogue, you can save, and the mode teaches you their mechanics.
I like how this Smash Bros. website is the only place where you can call Smash Bros. a dumpster fire of a game series and not get crucified.
Hold onto your feathers! #FreeBirds hits theaters TODAY! http://t.co/ag7tzqfI3m pic.twitter.com/elceKCAfJx
— Free Birds (@FreeBirdsMovie) November 1, 2013
90s cartoon writers, vegans, film casting agencies, and bodybuilders fighting over who can be more fatphobic
Pirahna Plant is a great regular character pick, but a horrible substitute for a "special surprise character".
oh my god is sakurai actually defending $60 price tags
"Nostalgia pandering is so stupid! Make something original!"
Brother in Christ you just called Super Smash Bros. Ultimate the "objective greatest game of all time"
Imagine how epic it'd be if Chuck E. Cheese and FNaF joined Drifting Dimensions at the same time
Also, funnily enough, I was planning Chuck E. as my submission for the "solo wheels" job
deepest voice in human history AMAZON MUSIC ONE TAKE FEATURING FORTNITE
If Sylvester and Tweety were in Multiversus, I feel they should be more hit & run fighters than the zoners Tom & Jerry are - with the player being able to make Tweety fly away from Sylvester, and then have Sylvester track him down either when he is cornered or a foe is zoning around Tweety as a teleport-style move.
Game journalism websites will publish opinion pieces titled "How white supremacy paved the roots for gaming tribalism" then immediately publish an article titled "INFERIOR MARIO TENNIS IMPOSTER SHREK BADMINTON PLAYER COUNT DWINDLES TO 20 IN A MONTH"
I wonder what it's like to be someone used to GameFAQs/Smash Twitter/any popular Smash discord or subreddit/e.t.c. and visit Smashboards to immediately be greeted by me posting about how Smash should reveal every character in the span of 7 seconds or Smash 64 was the only Smash game with a good aesthetic. There's definetly a wider overton window here than any other Smash community I know of.
Smash gives every single individual character the marketing budget of a blockbuster movie and people somehow can't figure out why fans get extremely mad over specific choices.
(Yes, I am aware that vehemont Smash roster discourse dates back to Brawl - that's my point really, that they made no attempt to quell such discourse when it began to pop up, not that they didn't magically predict such discourse would exist) -
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