me: googles giivasunner
Nintendo: "I sure hope that you're listening to Nintendo's music only using official Japan-exclusive promotional CD or vinyl releases of approximately twelve songs from the approximately 5 games we have released these for, or utilising the in-built music players in your genuine copies of Super Smash Bros. Ultimate or your genuine copies of the limited release of Super Mario 3D All-Stars by plugging headphones into your genuine, non-jailbroken Nintendo Switch and carrying it with you in spite of its awkwardly large in order to listen to that music through the means that we have so graciously provided to you and that you are deciding not to complain about the fact that you cannot listen to music from other titles by us due to our complete and utter lack of interest in providing streaming alternatives despite our competitors having done so since the late 2000s... because if not, you know what the consequences are!"
me: gets sent to prison for 26 years without parole, dies, and awakens in the lowest reaches of hell for my sins
Nintendo: "I sure hope that you're listening to Nintendo's music only using official Japan-exclusive promotional CD or vinyl releases of approximately twelve songs from the approximately 5 games we have released these for, or utilising the in-built music players in your genuine copies of Super Smash Bros. Ultimate or your genuine copies of the limited release of Super Mario 3D All-Stars by plugging headphones into your genuine, non-jailbroken Nintendo Switch and carrying it with you in spite of its awkwardly large in order to listen to that music through the means that we have so graciously provided to you and that you are deciding not to complain about the fact that you cannot listen to music from other titles by us due to our complete and utter lack of interest in providing streaming alternatives despite our competitors having done so since the late 2000s... because if not, you know what the consequences are!"
me: gets sent to prison for 26 years without parole, dies, and awakens in the lowest reaches of hell for my sins