I think the lumpy touch sweaty luigi video would have been 100 times funnier and creepier if dry luigi was only shown for like one second and then the video ended or even if he wasn't shown at all. That's my problem with a lot of internet horror, it tries way too hard and goes over the top when it would be better if it was more subtle about it.
And, in Hyrule, there are/were monsters
And, among the monsters, there are Lynels
And, among Lynels, some of them are red
And Lynels are kinda sorta like lions
Therefore, he is the king of red lions