Champion of Hyrule

Champion of Hyrule · Jan 23, 2023

For my english class final I have to write an essay comparing lion king and hamlet (which is why I was talking about it earlier) and I just know my essay is going to have the most clickbait title ever and I’m going to go so in depth about how people force parallels in media sometimes in really annoying ways

Champion of Hyrule · Jan 23, 2023

The thought of AI upscaling textures becoming a mainstream thing in videogames terrifies me

Champion of Hyrule · Jan 22, 2023

Society if Fairy Tail was actually about fairy tales

Champion of Hyrule · Jan 22, 2023

Champion of Hyrule · Jan 22, 2023

I know this is really specific but I’ve seen more than two people cut big daddy from their playstation all stars 2 rosters but add a psychonauts character (before the microsoft acquisition) which is really confusing because psychonauts was xbox exclusive for a time which is the reason they usually say they cut big daddy for. And psychonauts was an exclusive for a longer period of time than bioshock was!

Champion of Hyrule · Jan 22, 2023

THEY MADE A MOVIE ABOUT THE JOJO MANGA THAT WAS MADE FOR A LOUVRE ART EXHIBIT?????

Champion of Hyrule · Jan 22, 2023

If this post gets 7 or more likes I will release the footage of mcdonalds bowser drinking dr pepper

Champion of Hyrule · Jan 21, 2023

I’m going to the soup store anyone want anything

Champion of Hyrule · Jan 21, 2023

Tekken ogre does a really bad job at killing people

Champion of Hyrule · Jan 21, 2023

Champion of Hyrule · Jan 21, 2023

Twilight Princess: Noo! You have to make sure no one sees you when you turn into a wolf you might scare them!!!

Majora’s Mask: Yeah you can let anybody see you when you go through a horrific transformation where you turn into a deceased person using their own soul and scream in agony from it, I don’t care

Champion of Hyrule · Jan 20, 2023

One day jesse pinkman is going to meet sonic in drifting dimensions

Champion of Hyrule · Jan 20, 2023

The blue shell item in smash should instantly KO the person in first place. We need to properly match the bull**** of the source material

Champion of Hyrule · Jan 20, 2023

Hamlet isn’t actually that similar to the lion king, the way people talk about it you’d expect the lion king to be literally just the same story but with animals

~~if I had a nickel every time people falsely accused the lion king of ripping off an earlier story I would have two nickels~~

Champion of Hyrule · Jan 20, 2023

What’s the fastest way we can get smashboards a mention on the national news?

Champion of Hyrule · Jan 20, 2023

I was considering submitting a stage based on hawaii for persona in expand a franchise for the sole purpose that I accidentally typed “submit a persona state” at first and thought “wouldn’t it be funny if I made a stage based on the one state in persona even though no one else would get it?” but I couldn’t actually think of anything

Champion of Hyrule · Jan 19, 2023

I feel like if microsoft made a platform fighter they would try to make it a general “videogame crossover” like smash and include lots of characters who dont necessarily have that strong a connection to their brand. Don’t get me wrong there would still be lots of characters who they own it wouldn’t be exactly be a better cough cough than smash ultimate but it wouldn’t just be characters all related to microsoft. I can see like ryu or something getting in.

Champion of Hyrule · Jan 19, 2023

They should make a sequel to Friday the rhirdteenrth caller thurhsday the 19tg

Champion of Hyrule · Jan 19, 2023

I deliberately miss my Spanish lessons so I’ll get texts from the duolingo emo lady

Champion of Hyrule · Jan 18, 2023

One time my school had a “safety week” and one of the activities they decided would promote safety is have every single student dance down the halls to the safety dance which was played on the intercom. To repeat, a gigantic crowd of every single student in the entire school was dancing in one hallway to promote “safety”.

Champion of Hyrule · Jan 18, 2023

just got street fighter 6 ryu and ken kiss on the lips at the end (**** goes hard)

Champion of Hyrule · Jan 18, 2023

My impatient ass can NOT eat jawbreakers

Champion of Hyrule · Jan 18, 2023

I’m going to refer to street fighter 3: 3rd strike as “fight for the future” and watch people get confused

Champion of Hyrule · Jan 18, 2023

My favourite part of fraymakers is when everyone comes together and says “okay everyone… let’s make some frays!” and then a montage happens where they’re all making as many frays as they possibly can and then at the end they make so much frays that they’re able to sell them all and make enough money to fund the orphanage but then they flood the market with too many frays and it says “Fraydestroyers… coming 2025”

Champion of Hyrule · Jan 18, 2023

I think I’ll buy fraymakers alongside pizza tower when that comes out just because I have a limited income and not that many chances to buy games and I also want to get persona 4 on switch when that comes out

Champion of Hyrule · Jan 17, 2023

colgate fire emblem will be in the next smash game and there is nothing we can do about it

Champion of Hyrule · Jan 17, 2023

In the videogame alternate universe thread I think I would like to have some jobs for fleshing out random things people mentioned in submissions, like a particular game, when all console generations are done. Maybe once per week.

Hmm if only there was already a day that happens every week that I have to remember each time for smashboards reasons...

Champion of Hyrule · Jan 17, 2023

I’ll do a “character for every game you own” on PS4 because why not

Ezio (Assassin’s Creed Ezio Collection)
Henry Green (Assassin’s Creed Syndicate)
Hunter (Bloodborne)
Solaire (Dark Souls Remastered)
Dante (Devil May Cry HD Collection)
Vergil (Devil May Cry 5)
Slime (Dragon Quest XI)
Doomguy (Doom)
Tidus (Final Fantasy X/2 HD)
Noctis (Final Fantasy XV)
Tifa (Final Fantasy VII)
Kratos (God of War)
Atteus (God of War Ragnarok)
Jotaro (JJBA: All Star Battle R)
Iori (King of Fighters Collection: Orochi Saga)
King (King of Fighters XV)
Artyom (Metro Redux)
Goro Akechi (Persona 5)
Yu Narukami (Persona Dancing All Night Collection)
Leon (Resident Evil 2)
Jack Baker (Resident Evil 7)
Lady Dimitrescu (Resident Evil Village)
Wanderer (Shadow of the Colossus)
Spider-Man (Spider-Man)
Chun-Li (Street Fighter V)
Paul Phoenix (Tekken 7)
Nathan Drake (Uncharted Nathan Drake Collection)
Sam (Uncharted 4)
Kiryu (Yakuza Kiwami)
Ryuji Goda (Yakuza Kiwami 2)
Goro Majima (Yakuza Remastered Collection)
Shun Akiyama (Yakuza 6)

Champion of Hyrule · Jan 17, 2023

Michael

Champion of Hyrule · Jan 17, 2023

Someone in my class thought spain was an island

Champion of Hyrule · Jan 16, 2023

It feels so weird that I can literally go to gamestop and literally take an m rated game to the counter and literally be asked to show my ID and literally show my drivers license and literally be able to buy it and literally get away with it.

(I mean every other game store I’ve been to just let me buy M rated games before I was 17 but the fact that I can show ID and that ID will be accepted is what feels weird to me. Makes me feel powerful too.)

Champion of Hyrule · Jan 16, 2023

The last new donkey kong game released almost 10 years ago

Champion of Hyrule · Jan 16, 2023

Until I looked up the way sega was founded I didn’t realize how much of a goldmine it is for the videogames another universe thread

Champion of Hyrule · Jan 16, 2023

i think it would maybe be pretty funny if instead of wizards and witches they had whizzers and *******

Champion of Hyrule · Jan 16, 2023

I’m gonna be honest I was going to be racist today but then I saw a post that said “racism is evil” so I don’t think I will today

Champion of Hyrule · Jan 16, 2023

My friend doesn’t know who garfield is

his brother does tho. It’s weird.

Champion of Hyrule · Jan 16, 2023

I find it funny how Kat & Ana’s stage in the original WarioWare took itself completely seriously. In all the sequels their cutscenes were pretty much “haha two kid ninjas and they like food” but the original was about rescuing a prince from a demon and nothing about it had the normal ridiculousness of the series.

Champion of Hyrule · Jan 16, 2023

I pre ordered one piece volume 101 on november 25 and it still hasn’t come yet and it said the earlies it can is february 8th. Like how does that even take that long when I ordered it before christmas?

Champion of Hyrule · Jan 15, 2023

The zelda timeline isn’t complicated, its just stupid

Champion of Hyrule · Jan 15, 2023

Callisto protocol releasing in the exact same year a dead space remake got announced is hilarious

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