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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 25, 2022

There are only three things I miss going from Smash to NASB: Smash's huge stage selection, stage morph, and squad strike. Everything else I either see as fluff (WoL, near-triple-digits roster, Final Smashes) or weren't really handled well enough in Smash to say I "miss" them so to speak (voice acting, active online)

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 25, 2022

The Cadbury whispering ads make me want to punch a wall out.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 25, 2022

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 25, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 25, 2022

I tried watching some of Jellybean's content, and I find her camera persona just as annoying as it is... endearing? I don't know if she's trying to play up the annoying factor as a joke but either way it's kind of entertaining as hard as it is to admit.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 25, 2022

Fighter and stage job today! I'll be slowing the brakes a little on both after today.

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 25, 2022

So, the Hogwarts game is about a goblin uprising, that sounds like a reasonable response to-never mind, they're the villains.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 25, 2022

On paper, I like alternate costumes that are just small changes like Cloud's armband in Smash or Korra's season 2 outfit in Nick, but when there's a strictly set number of alt costumes for every character (Ultimate's 8 or - worse - NASB's 2) it's quite infuriating.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 25, 2022

Very excited for today's SMSB fighter and stage jobs.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 25, 2022

When people say "pronouns suck" or "hate pronouns" just means hate basic grammar.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 24, 2022

I miss when I thought Dogecoin was just part of the meme that didn't really exist as a currency.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 24, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 24, 2022

Everytime I hear the sad Burning Memory song I think of this - "theme songs of British stop motion about machines with faces" is an embarassing musical rabbit hole I don't regret going down.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 24, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 24, 2022

It might just be because I threw a barely disguised fit about us just disconfirming Rambi, but I haven't seen as many major disconfirms in the current Mario Smash Ally Contact job as usual - probably the biggest potential disconfirm on the table is either Boom Boom or Tatanga (maybe Lego Mario but TBH since Lego Mario is kind of an auto-disconfirm for real Smash it's hard to calculate how much demand there is for him in this context without submitting him for a fighter job), neither of which are exactly as discussed in the context of Smash as Stanley, Poochy, or Vivian.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 24, 2022

If K. Rool wasn't in Ultimate he absolutely would've been a starter character for SMSB like Waluigi and Geno were.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 24, 2022

I think people, in discussion of British/European games, do tend to overlook Donkey Kong Country. That feels, to me at least, like the game my country should be proud of and an icon of our gaming achivements, but when I talk to British people IRL who grew up on DKC or are into gaming but not fully into Nintendo they're often surprised to find out DKC was a British creation. DKC has basically all the good of Amiga europlatformers (atmospheric music, surreal but beautiful atmosphere, every action having an "oomph"), without the janky cameras and BS hit detection.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 24, 2022

THEY'RE MAKING CARTOONS THAT ARE STILL ON TV INTO LIVE ACTION REBOOTS WHAT THE **** IT'S LITERALLY THE SAME PLOT AS THE ANIMATED VERSION AT LEAST KAMP KORAL HAD A DIFFERENT LOCATION

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 24, 2022

The lead technical character artist for Luigi's Mansion 3 also working on Hotel Mario as art director is a funny fact, sure, but it also kinda makes sense comparing the two games. Luigi's Mansion 3 is one of the most expressive games in Nintendo history, the closest Nintendo has got to an "interactive cartoon" IMO, and for as off-model and uncanny as the CD-i Nintendo games' cutscenes were, you can't say they didn't have expressive animation.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 24, 2022

There's a lot ot I's on Wild Woody in the Sega Soccer thread right now.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 24, 2022

Honestly, the Chip N' Dale movie would've worked way better as an Eek! the Cat movie

Eek! was already themed around a cute, optimistic cartoon character contrasted by a cynical, violent world
Eek! was already filled with meta-jokes and pop culture parodies, and comes from the era of Animaniacs and Bonkers with the cartoons-as-actors trope.
Eek! has actually been forgotten and fell out of public conciousness, and depicting him as washed up and behind the times would just be stating facts, not an insult to devoted fans.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 24, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 24, 2022

I'd be really disappointed if a Waluigi game was just a mega-crossover with meta-jokes about Waluigi being underutilised instead of giving Waluigi an actual fun, new world to explore tailored to his personality like Yoshi, Wario, and DK have.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 24, 2022

If a CTR Microsoft guest had to be from Rare I'd much prefer one of the one-off DKR characters over Banjo or especially Conker, but either way I'd take Clippy in CTR over anything to come out of Twycross any day.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 24, 2022

It's kinda funny to look back at NASB speculation content from before the gameplay reveal because a ton of people were accidentally making Smash movesets with burial, sleeping, Final Smashes, side specials, back airs, e.t.c. for Nickelodeon characters.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 24, 2022

There is both, an alternate timeline with Kermit in NASB and an alternate timeline with Kermit in Multiversus

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 24, 2022

I kinda want to make the Akuma pose into a recurring gag for the Mario Smash thread, where every Yoshi newcomer has some kind of Street Fighter or otherwise out-of-character traditional fighter reference somewhere in their victory animations, but that's really up to submitters and voters.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 24, 2022

Angry Sonic discource Advice Animals fill me with a primal dread

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 24, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 24, 2022

I think a really cool move for Rocko in NASB would be his brain-pop scream as a counter - which would be super disjointed, have an activation hurtbox in front of instead of on Rocko (leaving him vulnerable if a foe gets up too close or is behind him), and would only react to strong moves.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 24, 2022

Taxpayer money directly funded this.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 24, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 24, 2022

I just read a TheGamer article about why NASB and MultiVersus are worse than Smash - it begins by explaining that Smash only works because it has good gameplay, but then follows it up with a rant about NASB's classic mode that doesn't even allude to, let alone dwell on, NASB's gameplay design.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 23, 2022

My favourite animation studio is Aardman, but to be completely honest an Aardman platform fighter wouldn't really work IMO, their films are known for being quaint, they tend to have really small casts, and their action setpieces usually rely more on the environment than characters' physical skills with villains usually playing themselves instead of being outdone by the protags - that being said, I am all for an Aardman guest character in Multiversus, NASB, or a DreamWorks platform fighter.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 23, 2022

There's two kinds of people in this world: people who put an actual Kingdom Hearts character for their "one newcomer for every series" Smash lists, and people who put in whatever the first annoying Disney sidekick they can think of is.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 23, 2022

I made a NASB-styled list of stages and alts for my Disney platform fighter roster

MICKEY - Default Outfit: Fantasia, alternate outfit: Regular outfit - Homestage: Fantasia (based on the sorcerer’s apprentice, FD equivalent)
DONALD - Default outfit: regular, alternate outfit: Cold Shadow - Homestage: Timeless River (based on the Steamboat Willie boat)
GOOFY - Default outfit: regular, alternate outfit: George Geef - Home stage: Fishing Trip (based on Goofy’s first solo cartoon, Goofy and Wilbur)
SCROOGE - Default outfit: DuckTales 87 design, alternate outfit: DuckTales 17 design - Home stage: Money Bin
POWERLINE - Default outfit: Yellow, alternate outfit: Green, a literal reading of the shading in some of his scenes - Home stage: Stand Out Concert
KERMIT - Default outfit: Regular, alternate outfit: The Kermit the Frog T-Shirt from the Sesame Street skit “The Wonderful World of T-Shirts” - Home stage: The Muppet Show
HOMER - Default outfit: Regular, alternate outfit: Underwear - Home stage: Couch Gag (fight in front of the couch on top of the TV. Pokémon Stadium equivalent)
INDIANA JONES - Default outfit: Regular, alternate outfit: his Tweed coat from Raiders of the Lost Ark - Home stage: Boulder Chase (a scrolling stage)
PHINEAS AND FERB - Default outfit: Regular, alternate outfit: 2nd Dimension outfit - Homestage: Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated (layout is identical to the building’s regular appearance)
FANTASTIC MR. FOX - Default outfit: His regular outfit post-tail loss, Alternate outfit: Bandit hat and goggles - Home stage: Great Harrowsford Square
MUFASA - Default outfit: Regular, alternate outfit: Spirit form - Home stage: Pride Rock
ELSA - Default outfit: Let it Go gown, Alternate outfit: Coronation dress - Home stage: Elsa’s ice palace (Battlefield equivalent)
BEAST - Default outfit: Animated, alternate outfit: Live Action - Home stage: The Ballroom (WarioWare equivalent)
MULAN - Default outfit: Final Battle dress, alternate outfit: Ping - Homestage: Imperial City Rooftops (Smashville hazon equivalent)
STITCH - Default outfit: “Naked”, alternate outfit: Elvis - home stage: Jumba’s Ship
TIGGER - Default outfit: Regular, alternate outfit: Prototype design from 1968 “Winnie the Pooh and the Blustery Day” record cover - Home stage: Heffalumps and Woozles (a stage where you fight atop the hot air balloon form Heffalumps)
URSULA - Default outfit: Regular, alternate outfit: Concept Art - Home stage: Sunken Treasure Ship
WRECK IT RALPH - Default outfit: Regular, alternate outfit: 8-Bit with Z-Axis flatten - Home stage: Fix-It Felix Jr.
CHESHIRE CAT - Default outfit: Animated, alternate outfit: Live Action - Home stage: The Queen of Hearts’ Garden
PINK ELEPHANT - Default outfit: Single elephant, alternate outfit: combined multi-coloured elephants - Home stage: Dumbo the Flying Elephant (yes, you fight atop Dumbo himself as the stage)
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR - Default outfit: Regular, alternate outfit: Intergalactic Buzz Lightyear - Home stage: The Claw
MIKE AND SULLEY - Default outfit: Regular, alternate outfit: Monsters University - Home stage: Door Vault
ELASTIGIRL - Default outfit: Incredibles outfit, alternate outfit: Golden Age outfit - Home stage: Nomanisan Island
KEVIN THE SNIPE - Default outfit: Regular, alternate outfit: Concept Art olive - Home stage: Carl’s House
EVE - Default outfit: Regular, alternate outfit: Wrapped in Christmas Lights - Home stage: Axiom Landing Site (an orange, barely flowered field in the recovering Earth, with vegetation growing over the Axiom in the background - Smashville hazoff equivalent)
ANGER - Default outfit: Regular, alternate outfit: Charred concept art - Home stage: Headquarters
JERRY - Default outfit: Bumpy-headed, alternate outfit: Square headed - Home stage: The Great Before
DEBRIS DRAGON - Default outfit: Regular, alternate outfit: Original design based on the Manticore’s Tavern - Home stage: The Guinevere
LUXO JR - Default outfit: Regular, alternate outfit: Red like Luxo Sr’s appearance in Toy Story - Home stage: Eben’s Bikes (from Red’s Dream)
JACKALOPE - Default outfit: Regular, alternate outfit: Furless, akin to when the sheep loses his wool - Home stage: Rebound Wilderness (has a season cycle)

Extra notes:

Some hard alt choices were Stitch (Elvis or space suit?), Elastigirl (golden age or Incredibles 2?), Mulan (Ping or white makeup?), Pink Elephants (multi-elephant or belly dancer?), Anger, Ursula (most of their concept art would be great options), and Homer (so many picks - but Evil Homer was my top choices behind what I went with)
Really pleased with the home stage concepts for Pink Elephant, Goofy, and EVE
Alt costumes in general were pretty tricky given most of these characters only have one movie and some of them don't even appear much within that movie. Either way original concepts (Jackalope, Debris Dragon, and technically Powerline) were a last resort
I considered an original alt for Debris Dragon where it becomes an actual dragon complete with the illustration's sweater, but I felt that would take away its charm
Favourite alts are Kevin, Kermit, Mufasa, Elsa, and Indiana Jones.
Kermit's alt is probably the objective worst pick, but I really like that skit so I went with it for bias' sake
I specifically chose Donald's because I really like the idea of having a blindfolded alt.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 23, 2022

Continuing from my whole thing about graphics vs. art, I think Sword and Shield has one of the best art directions of any first party Switch release, probably the best of any 3D non-port that isn't Yoshi's Crafted World - sure, it has a mild case of the desats, but it keeps to the aesthetic and knows when too much realism is too much.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 23, 2022

My belief that NASB is better than Ultimate is a very hot take on its own, but if you want a scorching take, I also think NASB looks better than Ultimate. Compare any two Ultimate and Nick stages with a similar location/theme and Ludosity's work will almost always look more pleasing.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 23, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 23, 2022

I feel a lot of Smash (and gaming in general) discourse comes from a lack of distinguishment between "would" and "should". I've noticed most of the Infinite discourse originates from that.

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