If Nintendo pursuaded me to add a character I created to Smash, these would be my ground rules
- The character must use exclusively original abilities and mechanics with absolutely nothing taken from the source material
- The character must be protrayed as uncharacteristically frightened and cowardly in battle, but uncharacteristically smug and bragadocious upon victory
- The character's trailer must contain multiple jokes about how they're only doing it for the money and generally find their inclusion demeaning
- The character and stage must be modeled in a PS1 low poly style - that includes BMP compressed textures.