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Wario Wario Wario · Nov 6, 2021

The whole "NASB is dead" thing does seem exaggerated. I'm still seeing Smash content creators put out Nick content, online's pretty active now Switch has been updated, and tournaments are still happening (albeit mostly on small Discords with few in any spectators for now) - that is actually extremely impressive for what devs have openly admitted is an unfinished game.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 6, 2021

If there was a devoted Wario multiplayer game, like in the "DK Barrel Blast" sense of a Mario Kart/Party type game featuring exclusively WarioWare and Land characters, it'd be funny to have Shadow as a guest character.

Tingle would be a no-brainer too, maybe have Mimikyu as well.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 6, 2021

I love how one of the few redeeming qualities Wario has been depicted with consistently is that he's good with kids - it's like the one specific trait you'd expect him not to have most.

Even though it was probably just the result of WarioWare character designers making characters they thought were cute or funny with no regard to the context of them being game developers or friends of Wario, it's really charming to imagine Wario as an awkward dad/uncle figure.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 6, 2021

If there was a Lego Mario game, it'd likely have the best roster in Mario spin-off history - at the expense of none of the toys featured being real toys.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 6, 2021

We need more disability representation in gaming, therefore I propose Nintendo introduce the first one-footed Link.

The Leg End of Zelda.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 6, 2021

FOR THE LAST TIME

WHERE BANANA

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 5, 2021

The Mario Kart SGP thread is voting on ROB's second track - should it be the post-apocalyptic Rust-uh, I mean wasteland of Mach Rider, or the humble farmyard ready for hunting season from Duck Hunt?

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Or the Diddy Kong Racers. I had actually submitted Pipsy but replaced her with Sonic because I really didn't like the other submissions for this job and I wanted to play dirty. I'd be down to see Diddy Kong characters again. I'd imagine Conker would be the only really difficult one to...

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Wario Wario Wario · Nov 5, 2021

The Smash Infinite thread runners think people care way more about Smash roster gender balance than they actually do.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 5, 2021

Hot take: The mere fact SSBU is a single platform game automatically gatekeeps it from being elegible for being called "a celebration of gaming history" no matter how many iconic characters are in it or how diverse they are.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 5, 2021

I do not know the context of this screenshot from Virtua Fighter Kids for Sega Saturn, but without it I can only see it as a fully CG-rendered NPC meme by a Goku for Smash supporter.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 5, 2021

Dear passive agressive YouTube ad:

I enjoy those extra 10 hours I spend reading articles, I do not enjoy the extra 30 seconds I spend watching ads.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 5, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 5, 2021

If I was working on marketing for NASB, I would've had Reptar be the final reveal - get people guessing about how Rugrats is represented if at all

"There's no way there'd be no Rugrats content!" "They're not gonna let you beat up a baby!" "What about Reptar?" "He doesn't even exist in-universe!"

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 4, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 4, 2021

EVIL KFC BE LIKE

TOE BITIN' BAD

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 4, 2021

Call me Mr. Flintstone, I can make your

Call me Mr. Simpson, I can make your

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 4, 2021

I don't really see much harm in "Roblox Squid Game" or anything like that - strikes me as no different from Bayonetta and Snake popping up in Smash Bros. or a kids' show making a Terminator thumbs up reference.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 4, 2021

Tankman from Newgrounds · Nov 4, 2021

Wario Wario Wario, do you want new Sonic stage with 90's Cartoonish Aesthetic like your idea for FE Stage?
I would want to see it.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 4, 2021

On the Smash Infinite thread, you're allowed to submit fan-made remixes as music tracks - however, I was the only person to (correctly) submit a remix for Sonic (as opposed to just posting the OG song and saying it'd be remixed) - which therefore means that in the Infinite universe, this is Sonic's second and only new Smash remix:

Most of my Infinite track submissions are chosen specifically to elicit the response of "dude, why did you set this song to max and not Megalovania/Live & Learn/Gangplank Galleon?"

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 4, 2021

Summer 2021 is over and there is no sign of Sega NFTs. WE WIN.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 4, 2021

So, NASB finally got updated for Switch - hopefully it'll be more consistent with other versions from now on.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 4, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 3, 2021

Have to admit, I would've done the same in an graphic design job like this

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 3, 2021

I don't get the metaverse - what do corporations have to gain from basically just making a VR game with no plot?

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 3, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 3, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 3, 2021

The only people who wouldn't benefit from a 6+ year Smash hiatus are Nintendo corporate and investors

Which is exactly why Smash 7 is probably gonna be announced in about 3 years.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 3, 2021

If a unique-member-of-a-generic-species got in Smash, it'd be funny to have their default be that unique character and then the remaining 7 alts be their generic equivalents.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 3, 2021

While the lack of Disney isn't that surprising overall, it is kinda surprising they didn't include the DuckTales Moon theme with Sora. Feels weird to have a Disney character in a crossover game but not the song that is probably Disney's second biggest impact on the gaming world behind KH.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 3, 2021

It's kinda funny how The Flintstones and The Jetsons are loosely associated with Mario music and Sonic music respectively.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 2, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 2, 2021

The Ouya being a free platform that forces free trials made it the perfect console to **** about in for the memes.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 2, 2021

We're submitting Pac-Man/Namco Arcade courses on the Mario Kart SGP thread!

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Or the Diddy Kong Racers. I had actually submitted Pipsy but replaced her with Sonic because I really didn't like the other submissions for this job and I wanted to play dirty. I'd be down to see Diddy Kong characters again. I'd imagine Conker would be the only really difficult one to...

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Wario Wario Wario · Nov 2, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 2, 2021

For the love of god I really hope Smash 7 doesn't do "everyone is here" again.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 2, 2021

I love this so much.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 2, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 1, 2021

Since TV Burp aired on Cartoon Network, does that mean Harry Hill could be in Pibby?

Jokes aside, now I think about it, for a TV-themed horror/action series going into a TV Burp like show would be an extremely interesting scenario.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 1, 2021

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