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Wario Wario Wario · Sep 9, 2021

I do think Ultimate is a good competitive game (at least to watch), but for a game with this big a budget to include so little stage options for, and a few characters *cough*Min Min*cough*Hero who come off as being designed specifically to not appeal to, its most devoted players is inexcusable - especially with the garbage hazards off switch.

It kinda feels like Sakurai and his team are running off assumptions about competitive play rather than doing the necessary research. It's good he's trying (which is better than with Brawl at least) but as someone who doesn't play competitive even I can tell that Namco can do better.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 9, 2021

I only really like "intentionally bad" fighting game joke characters if they're clones. A completely original moveset shouldn't be wasted on a gag.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 8, 2021

Nick Brawl really does seem like it'll be great both for high level play and kids' parties - while Nicktoons characters wavedashing is funny at first, it's honestly the perfect approach when it comes to a network that's claim to fame is making kids' shows that work regardless of age.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 8, 2021

Apple manufacture a charger for people who don't like sitting next to electric sockets challenge. Difficulty: Impossible

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 8, 2021

Mewtwo's alts are really weird - like a mid-point between Sonic or Pac-Man's alts and actual good alts.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 8, 2021

The Infinite threadrunners' obsession with gimmick characters (summoners especially) and game-accurate mechanics is getting really annoying now.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 8, 2021

I have finally seen the mythical "FD with a single slope" Mario Maker variant.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 7, 2021

	Cardi B	Terence
Drugged and robbed men
Can't sing nor correctly place capital letters
Threw a shoe at Nicki Minaj
Baited by a diss track sung by 10 year olds
Uses slurs on the regular
Cool tie

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 7, 2021

"Nah, we don't have to vacuum pack the action figure heads, who would steal just the heads, and why?"

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 7, 2021

"Pog" went from being juice, to a toy, to a Twitch emote, to internet slang, and back to juice again.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 7, 2021

OH MY GOD WUMPA LEAGUE INCOMING

I swear... if someone tries to ride in on a moral high horse all like "wHy ArE yOu SuPpOrTiNg An AcTiViSiOn GaMe" as if we aren't on a website devoted to a game built around a bunch of immoral companies, a majority of which are probably somehow involved in child labour...

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 7, 2021

I love how this trope is so common in Crash games that they had already subverted it by the first game with Koala Kong.

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Wario Wario Wario · Sep 7, 2021

Comparing old Nintendo (especially Mario) menus to new ones is so depressing - it's like when a TV show or movie has a timeskip and the playful kid and is now a brooding teen

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 7, 2021

First he sexed up Krystal, then he made Peach into a catgirl, now this?

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 7, 2021

I kinda feel the next Smash game, if it exists, will have Level 10 CPUs. A lot of SSBU's features and design choices had very early forms in 3DS/Wii U's DLC (Bayo's cancellable taunts and Mario Maker's gargantuan My Music list pop to mind) and Kazuya/Pythra's CPUs absolutely strike me as that.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 7, 2021

It's funny how Pichu was supposed to be Melee's joke "embarass your friends at parties!" character but ended up being superior to 15% of the roster - that 15% including the most heavily requested character for the game.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 7, 2021

The way they teased Dark Pit and Mr. G&W in 3DS/Wii U weren't really teasers as much as confirmations with no gameplay.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 7, 2021

I kinda wish they brought back Mushroomy Kingdom underground for visual variety alone, even if most likely case is that it wouldn't have an Omega.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 6, 2021

17 hours and DYKGaming is still yet to reply, I'm getting kinda mad now.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 6, 2021

To this day I still don't know whether to love or hate Piranha Plant's inclusion in Smash.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 6, 2021

Turns out DYKGaming changed their Email address. I'll resend my inquiry.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 6, 2021

Why are there so many YouTube ads that whisper into your ear? They really creep me out.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 6, 2021

Did You Know Movies?

Two characters sharing a socially-condemned secret is a common storytelling trope that predates as much as the idea of LGBT people being acceptable by centuries

Jokes aside, it's great to see yourself in stories or even alter them to fit your tastes and experiences better, but don't deny it when people who worked to bring those stories to life say that wasn't the intent - or in the case of Luca, the literal opposite.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 5, 2021

It's been an hour and DYKGaming still hasn't responded - that being said, their last Tweet was 8 hours ago so if all the DYKGaming guys went to sleep after tweeting that and they wake up at the same time, shouldn't be long.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 5, 2021

I have contacted Liam Robertson on Reddit about DYKGaming miscrediting me for

BZocky 's www.Waluigi.com discovery

I know he isn't the guy who runs DYKGaming, and I also have a bit of a grudge against him, but he's also the only Reddit account I can 100% confirm has direct ties to DYKG - a comment I made on the YouTube video was deleted (maybe seem as spam since I put the link in it), the Discord link wouldn't work for me (I have a pretty awkward setup where I use Discord on mobile browser, so server links don't work there - doesn't matter in other cases, I use Discord for PMs) and Reddit is the only place I can easily prove my identity.

Partially on me for not discussing it in the thread, but it's still pretty embarassing they, as professional journalists, didn't check any other frequent Waluigi discussion spaces for previous mentions of the update - and I'm a little mad I got credited for someone else's discovery, even if it meant nothing.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 5, 2021

Honestly, I love the term "Scrimblo Bimblo" - it sounds funny and gives a good way to refer to a type of character that it's previously been nigh imposible to quickly make reference to - "cartoon style characters", "cereal box mascots", and "mascot platformers" just don't roll off the tongue and seamlessly fit into a sentence like "Scrimblo Bimblo" and to be frank it's a term I hope the rest of the gaming community adopts outside of Smash, regardless of its outright malicious origins.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 5, 2021

Imagine trying to shoot down a request as a "meme character" in a Nickelodeon game.

Wouldn't be me.

Seriously, the whole "X is just a meme" thing is silly enough with Smash where the literal first "newcomer" after the starting roster was Jigglypuff and the big saved-for-last surpise in the second game was a choppily-animated generic man from primitive 80s calculator games, but now we're talking about a game with Ren & Stimpy in it.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 5, 2021

The entire staff of Activision-Blizzard and it's sudsidaries could come to my house and waterboard me over and over again, one by one, while laughing and I'd still buy any new Crash games they release.

I would have PTSD flashbacks while playing but still. Make a quality product in my realm of interest and I buy.

LAA9000 · Sep 5, 2021

You're in the latest Did You Know Gaming? video:

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 5, 2021

I find it funny how this is considered the objective best MK8 setup, not because of how silly it is but rather because it's an accidental throwback to a certain classic tweet.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 5, 2021

I dunno how anyone could think Pac-Land or 75M are worse than TGCO or Yoshi's Island Melee.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 5, 2021

Why isn't this iconic Konami character in Smash?

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 5, 2021

The best thing an influencer can do is donate to charity.

The worst thing an influencer can do is donate to charity publicly.

Making a should-be-obvious exception for fundraisers of course.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 5, 2021

nintendo fans when nintendo don't celebrate the anniversary of flingsmash for 6 demi-decades in a row and then release a new flingsmash game on a year ending with 3

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 5, 2021

FINALLY, JUSTICE AT LAST

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 4, 2021

Everyone has their own self-diagnosis for Sonic's downfall - when it happened, why it happened, what exactly decreased in quality, so on - but I think this gave me a lot better an understanding of Sonic's modern problems: Sonic makes big money in the West, but the Japanese audience just sees him as Sega's corporate mascot (like Mickey Mouse for Disney over here) - so regardless of dev interests, Sega's higher-ups don't want "good Sonic games" - they just want "Sonic games". While that is just a theory it certainly wouldn't be surprising with SoJ and SoA's history of in-fighting.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 4, 2021

"A kids' show being smarter than Rick & Morty" is something people joke and meme about a lot, but to be completely honest there is likely more philosophical depth to and interesting questions raised by the SpongeBob "Alone" scene than the entirety of Rick & Morty.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 4, 2021

I got pranked but I'm still not pink?

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 4, 2021

I WANNA BE PINK

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 4, 2021

lmao they gave pythra a show on babytv

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