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Wario Wario Wario · Oct 8, 2021

I kinda simultaniously do and don't understand the hype for Tetris Effect. It looks beautiful, the music is incredible, and its changes to the formula are some of the smartest in Tetris history - but at the same time, "magnum opus" or "masterpiece" is really overselling it.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 8, 2021

I mispelled a Google search for "ren and stimpy eating soap" as "ren and stimpy seating oap" and now I really want to create a character called the Seating Oap.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 8, 2021

The reasoning for some of the Infinite thread spirits being excluded is wild

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 8, 2021

I'm looking at the TCRF page for Nick Brawl - and there's two things here I found really funny: 1. how you-know-who's 3 announcer calls all sound really disgruntled, and 2:

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 8, 2021

I like how the Game & Watch fandom views the sight variations of Mr. G&W between different games as completely seperate characters. That is such a creative bit of fanon.

Art by linkandorf and prurigo

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 8, 2021

If there was a new Diddy Kong Racing, they should make Donkey Kong the "brag in online mode" hardest unlock.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 8, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 7, 2021

I have a feeling Lucy Loud in Nick Brawl was at least partially based on fan concepts the devs had for Ashley in Smash, same with Zim and Porky.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 7, 2021

Everyone is Here was a mistake and I'm tired of pretending it wasn't.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 7, 2021

It's funny how Diddy Kong's two starring roles consist of a game with the most melancholy music ever made and a game with the most silly music ever made.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 7, 2021

Namco probably should've thought a little bit more about which fighters they used to represent these specific spirits.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 7, 2021

Me when my custom SSBU stages have been online for more than 4 months

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 7, 2021

While I am really glad Nick Brawl went for all of Nick and not just SpongeBob/Avatar/TMNT alone, I'd love to see a good platform fighter that's based on a single IP and not a crossover.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 7, 2021

What is the best thing about Ultimate that you'd still be willing to remove if it meant Rollback?

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 7, 2021

This Disney DVD is "ENHANCED" with Disney's "FAST"Play. Your movie and "A SELECTION OF BONUS FEATURES" will begin automatically.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 7, 2021

So Squid Game is just Korean Danganronpa with Gabby Gabby from Toy Story 4 and guys with PlayStation button heads, right?

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 7, 2021

I think the single biggest problem with the casual Smash fandom is how it demonises disappointment.

Tankman from Newgrounds · Oct 7, 2021

Dude, who is that on you PFP?
Is that Armchair or what.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 7, 2021

I find the Buddy Bear characters in Garfield & Friends really interesting. Through a modern lens it's really easy to misinterpret them as right-wing commentary about "SJW censorship", but they are absolutely not meant to be political in any form - they're moreso a satire of children's authority figures and how they only create more misery in their futile attempts to prevent conflict. Children needing the right to acknowledge negative emotions and disagree with authority or the crowd is a really good message that you rarely see discussed anywhere, and it's a shame some people have chosen to insert their political biases into it.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 7, 2021

Can you buy Dearly Beloved (Swing) without Sora? Because it's a jam I want on Living Room ASAP.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2021

The Muppets would simultaniously be both the most and least fitting Disney IP to put in Kingdom Hearts. On one hand, the friendship themes of Kingdom Hearts line up pretty well with the actors troupe aesthetic of the Muppets (Kermit's famous quote from the '79 Muppet Movie sounds like something out of KH even), but on the other hand... it's the Muppets.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2021

I really love the original Kingdom Hearts box art - I'm a sucker for nighttime cityscapes for one, but I also absolutely adore the way it shows off Donald and Goofy with neither shame nor pride, like they're just another part of the universe.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2021

Broke: Rosalina as Lucas' makeshift motherly figure

Woke: Nigel as Helga's makeshift fatherly figure

this headcanon began as a joke but now im kinda starting to get attached to it

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2021

Going back to Ultimate after so much Nick Brawl is gonna be hard - not impossible though, I could get back into Ultimate after playing Rivals for example, and switching to tap jump in Ultimate was relatively painless. Just need those 5 or so minutes in training to adjust.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2021

Now I think about it... the small version of Mario would make for a really cool clone, basically the exact inverse of Dr. Mario

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2021

Somebody needs to make an archive of accidentally tasteless Memorial Day, MLK Day, and 9/11 brand tweets. There are way more than you could ever imagine.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2021

god help me i think im becoming a lincoln loud main

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2021

If Nintendo introduced a Warupichi and she ended up being some conventionally attractive Catwoman-Bowsette femme fetale instead of a feral trash goblin like she should be, that would be more upsetting than Byleth; the Waluigi AT; Corrin; Bayonetta; and Pythra's Smash reveals combined.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2021

My ideal Smash reveal would probably go something like

Waluigi will be playable. Here are his moves:

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2021

I don't think that rumoured-to-be-cancelled Nicktoons crossover movie would've worked - but a crossover of the superhero parody mascots from within Nick's shows (Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy, Powdered Toast Man, Ultra Lord, Manarctica, Crimson Chin, Really Really Big Man, maybe even Reptar) would be some great campy fun. The rare sort of cartoon adaptation I think would be better in live action too.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2021

Intentionally or not, Nintendo making the character who's main if not only personality trait is liking their earlier games the worst character to play as is VERY on brand.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2021

When I was a kid, I thought the Piranha Plant Pipeway track in Mario Kart 7 was really cool because it was a multiplayer game level that looked like something from the platformer series.

Oooh, if only I knew....

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2021

The atmosphere of the early WarioWares (up to Smooth Moves about) is underappreciated. They're to city life what Donkey Kong Country 1&2 are to nature - especially Mega Microgames.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2021

Half-empty: Publishers are making devs finish incomplete games later

Half-full: A whole console generation of prototypes archived forever!

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2021

Those TTS SpongeBob videos are actually getting absurd now - how do the people who make these video keep finding foreign words that sound vaguely like "sus" or "penis"? Surely if you put "sus" into Google Translate detect-to-English it'll only show one recommended language... right?

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2021

Expanded my Mario Smash roster.

Mario (+ Shadow Mario)
Luigi (+ Gooigi)
Peach
Daisy
Bowser (+ Dark Bowser)
Dr. Mario
Rosalina & Luma
Bowser Jr. (+ Koopalings, Tatanga)
Piranha Plant
DK (+ Funky)
Diddy
K. Rool
Yoshi
Wario
Waluigi
Ashley & Red (+ Kamek & Toady)
Stanley
Stork
Goomba
Sledge Bro
Timber (+ Pipsy, Tiptup, Bumper, Krunch, TT, Drumstick, Taj, Wizpig)
Dixie Kong
King Bob-Omb
Nurse Toadstool
Dimentio
Prince Peasley
Vivian
Rambi
Lanky Kong
Krazy Kalimba
Pak E. Derm
Sidestepper
Birdetta
Dr. Crygor (+ Penny)
Jimmy T.
Wario Land
Cat Mario
Frog Luigi
Captain Syrup
Rudy the Clown
Mouser
King Totomesu
Nabbit
Wiggler
King Boo
Boom Boom
Pom Pom
Mr. Crayon
Viruses
Steam Gardener

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2021

Dr. Mario was chosen for Melee just because Sakurai liked his music.

If he kept this selection process up today, we would've got Voodoo Vince instead of Banjo or Steve.

Whether that's good or bad is up to you.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2021

I do legit think it's kinda insulting to have a Balloon Fight stage in "celebration of gaming"-era Smash without as much as a mention of Joust.

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