source accuracy fans when mario doesn’t have every single power up
source accuracy fans when donkey kong is rendered in real time and not pre-rendered 2d cgi images
source accuracy fans when link doesn’t take a whole console generation to be unlocked
source accuracy fans when samus doesn’t have to collect all her weapons one by one
source accuracy fans when dark samus got promoted from an assist trophy
source accuracy fans when they play as yoshi and there isn’t an added drumbeat to every song
source accuracy fans when kirby has good enough air speed to navigate the stage efficiently
source accuracy fans when fox isn’t piloting a ship
source accuracy fans when pokemon other than pikachu can talk
source accuracy fans when they don’t have to wait until they lose as mario to play as luigi
source accuracy fans when ness doesn’t have to stand idly for 3 minutes when playing on kongo falls
source accuracy fans when captain falcon is visible during gameplay
source accuracy fans when rest has an actual offensive application and doesn’t just leave jigglypuff vulnerable for extremely slight healing
source accuracy fans when peach doesn’t have concerningly stereotypical mood swing-based attacks
source accuracy fans when peach finally gets her concerningly stereotypical mood swing attacks but they go to daisy by proxy
source accuracy fans when bowser doesn't turn giant on his last stock
qsource accuracy fans when the ice climbers feel good to control
source accuracy fans when sheik does things
source accuracy fans when zelda isn’t a comeback mechanic summon for link
source accuracy fans when sonic gets hit by a yellow dr. mario pill and still gets damage
source accuracy fans when pichu doesn’t evolve into pikachu at the end of every team battle
source accuracy fans when falco isn’t actively making fun of them through the fourth wall
source accuracy fans when marth can walk freely without creating a path first
source accuracy fans when you can’t destroy lucina’s mask to stop her being a marth clone
source accuracy fans when young link doesn’t have 24 different stance changes
source accuracy fans when ganondorf
source accuracy fans when mewtwo isn’t the literal only viable character
source accuracy fans when roy is functional
source accuracy fans when chrom doesn’t make dad jokes (justified)
source accuracy fans when mr. game and watch doesn’t magically teleport 5 feet every time the joystick is tilted right
source accuracy fans when meta knight doesn’t give you a sword item whenever he’s ko’d
source accuracy fans when pit gets a star ko instead of making the stage scroll upwards
source accuracy fans when dark pit can’t just fly around the stage freely for 5 minutes
source accuracy fans when zero suit samus isn’t a clone
source accuracy fans when wario is actually accurate to the source material and not edgy 90s commercials
source accuracy fans when snake can’t shoot yoshi in the face
source accuracy fans when i can't be bothered to research fe any more and therefore i cant complete the full smash roster
source accuracy fans when they got rid of pokemon trainer’s type disadvantages
source accuracy fans when diddy kong isn’t on the front of the cover after he canonically usurped mario and link in cranky’s video game heroes
source accuracy fans when lucas doesn’t have to time all his attacks to the background music
source accuracy fans when rob doesn’t transform into a bird after being hit by sonic
source accuracy fans when a piece of promo material on play nintendo mentions king dedede having been a villain in passing
source accuracy fans when olimar can’t have 100 pikmin at once
source accuracy fans when lucario’s double team animation doesn’t give them a seizure
source accuracy fans when rob appears in a video game
source accuracy fans when toon link can’t direct his boomerang using the touch screen
source accuracy fans when wolf doesn’t betray his ally at the end of every team battle
source accuracy fans when they can actually choose the villager alt they want and not have it chosen for them
source accuracy fans when mega man doesn’t die instantly after being hit with a sword attack
source accuracy fans when wii fit trainer does her poses too quickly to actually improve her posture
source accuracy fans when rosalina isn’t in every single match for 10 years
source accuracy fans when little mac can jump
source accuracy fans when greninja isn’t forced to team up with one of pokemon trainer’s pokemon
source accuracy fans when putting miis to sleep doesn’t pause the battle to play a surreal tomodachi life dream cutscene (justified)
source accuracy fans when there isn't a really creepy and completely useless side mode about palutena walking slowly towards the screen as you give things to her
source accuracy fans selecting pac man on the css and not being redirected to pay a 25 cent microtransaction on the eshop
source accuracy fans when i don’t want to research xenoblade so shulk and pythra are also missing
source accuracy fans before they retroactively made bowser jr’s moveset source accurate in every mario game after 3ds/wii u
source accuracy fans checking if they blinked and missed duck hunt’s smash attacks turning the screen into a black void with white boxes in the place of hitboxes
source accuracy fans when people cared about ryu before his second smash appearance in ultimate
source accuracy fans when ken gets buffs in updates instead of having to buy another $60 game
source accuracy fans when cloud is completely fine after a 99 minute battle on an f-zero stage
source accuracy fans when bayonetta can’t strip down naked in a children’s game
source accuracy fans when they lose as inkling even though they covered the stage with the most ink
source accuracy fans when ridley fully disappears after losing all his stocks
source accuracy fans when simon doesn’t
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source accuracy fans when richter’s holy water can damage other heroes
source accuracy fans when king k rool’s cannonballs can’t reverse controls
source accuracy fans when you don’t have to tap isabelle’s amiibo before every attack
source accuracy fans when ken had footage leaked before reveal and not incineroar
source accuracy fans when the dlc comes out and contains the most unbelievably bs, fundamentally unfun even casually platform fighting characters since punch time explosion aku