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Someone left a pet carrier of like 3 kittens in my college's cafeteria. I do not know who or why.

While I do think that the new Mario movie trailer did have a bunch of good moments, I hated hated HATED every time when something funny happened and the music stopped to basically say "hey haha it's a funny thing."

Hey everyone participating in No Nostalgia Critic November. I got a really cool video I want to show you, just click the link. I promise it doesn't have any Nostalgia Critic. Nope, none at all. 100% Nostalgia Critic free!

Team Fortress 2 has a really weird hypothetical place in DriDim. And it has to do with the amount of characters. TF2 has 9 classes to choose from, 3 more than the max amount of characters allowed for a franchise. Now you may think that you could just leave a couple of the mercs out, only adding 6 of them.

BUT 9 is just small enough of an increase above 6 that it would seem kinda awkward to leave out 3 of the main characters. That's not even counting side characters that have large fanbases of their own. Maybe you could simply have 3 slots that each contain 3 classes.

BUT there is the problem of how you split them up. You could do it by the "offensive, defensive, support" way that the game already does, but you lose the biggest dynamics of Heavy and Medic and Scout and Spy with that way. That's not even considering the culture within TF2 about finding your "main" class, with it often having a large part in players's online identities and could run antithetical to cramming a bunch into a cart. Maybe you could have only a couple of characters share a kart.

BUT while this may be the best solution in my opinion, it still has a lot of problems. You could have a kart with Heavy and Medic, Scout and Spy, and Soldier and Demoman, with Pyro, Engineer, and Sniper getting karts to themselves. However, there's the issue of the side characters. Characters that people adore like Saxton Hale and Ms. Pauling would get the shaft and the franchise would only be represented by the core cast, making the inclusions feel more boring and dry. Plus, there's the issue of having to actually vote these characters in. Since the franchise submitter can only put in 3 characters, in order to get this roster, other threadgoers would have to submit the second half themselves. And then they would vote for the most obvious choices to round out the cast. Which could make for some very very boring submission and voting rounds.

Now, this is purely in the realm of speculation, but maybe there could be a 9 character "deluxe" franchise job. However, I don't really see this happening without the catch that racers would only be the type of content added. This would be pretty catastrophic in my opinion. TF2 has such a good-looking artstyle and a very unique array of items that would work wonderfully in the game and not having them would just sting. But this is still all just "what-if." What if the whole game was made out of pudding?

Or you could just put all 9 in one kart... that's pretty much the closest thing to the objectively worst idea that I can come up with and I kinda like it.

You've seen the first installments...




...Now get ready for the third part...

Give me any fictional character and I will make an assist trophy out of them!

Call me a conspiracy theorist, but I am 97% sure that the general reaction of Youtube being forced to adhere to COPPA as "Oh no! Youtube is making up some dumb new policy that will make the platform worse!" and not "The government is forcing Youtube to comply with a law that has existed for years," was (at least in some part or way) intentionally caused by Google.

I think the circumstances of me subbing Shiftylook Mappy in DriDim was really funny because it was really late in my time zone and I had just woken up when I thought of subbing him. It was pretty much just like

**** I wanted to submit the classic Onceler's chair and this axe car thing to DriDim but I forgot. Oh well. What's done is done.

Why is fruitcake considered to be gross? I haven't had it but it sounds delicious.

Idk what it is about the gen 9 starters but I vastly prefer their first evolution forms to any of their other forms.

They should've made that one Pichu taunt with electricity damage him. They already have taunts that deal damage, so why not the other way? It's not like it would make Pichu any worse. Plus it would become the ultimate disrespect move.

I had a dream that there was some thread I wanted to post in but I didn't want to use my account for some reason. So I hacked into Torgo's account by guessing her password (it was either "amiphibia" or "veggietales") and just posted "kek" and logged out. Later, I felt bad about it or thought I was gonna get in trouble so I logged back into Torgo's account to delete the message but then I couldn't find the log out button and I was really afraid that I was gonna get caught. Also she had a cool sea green theme.

A bunch of random characters I've been doodling. They're part of a game I wanna make/am kinda making.

I hate Youtube comments on old videos that are like "This predicted today's humor." Shut up, it's just surreal humor, which has been around for years. It didn't predict ****.

What if they made a version of Smashboards for cool people?

Why are 99% of fictional matriarchal societies like "I ****ing HATE all men I swear if I even see a male person I murder them right then and there." It just seems kinda annoying and a little sexist imo.

Fun Smashboards fact: Smashboards saves swear words in the messages even after censoring them. If you edit a message with a swear, it will be uncensored in the edit window.

You ever read random bits of a creation thread and then you get to a bit that you didn't read or vote for at the time and are like "wow, this entry is way cooler than the one that actually won." but you didn't do anything at the time cause you didn't read either?

Anyone remember the "pookies" from Club Penguin? Basically, penguins would choose the yellow color and dress up in childish clothes and pretty much roleplay like a baby. They'd also go to the puffle adoption center and wait until another penguin would "adopt" them when they'd go to their igloo and then roleplay being a family. There was actually a bit of legitimate controversy in the Club Penguin community at the time over them. Some players felt they were too annoying and were taking up space in the pet shop. Just one of the many weird things that was on Club Penguin.

Anyway, for a more fitting Smashboardsiversary post, I'd like to share the thread(s) that really got me into this site. In my platfighter concept project thing, characters have the ability to pull out items on a whim. However, I wanted to make this a competitively viable option in order to offer a unique experience. Therefore, I went looking for competitive item rulesets for what is and is not a fair/competitive item. And then, I came across these threads.

https://smashboards.com/threads/off...d-for-a-side-project-huh-p-poll-in-op.164675/

https://smashboards.com/threads/item-standard-play-ruleset.379640/

I had seen Smashboards threads before, but hadn't really read much of them. But these were the first threads that I really read into. This lead to me discovering the rest of the forums and eventually making an account. I owe it all to these two threads.

Drifting Dimensions headcanons:

• The Genric Prix animals wear little racing suit costumes.
• The Generic Prix Family don't have any faces and resemble mannequins.
• In the trailer Wa3 wrote, at the end with the GP Family, the gamer is seen slightly hidden in the background... well... gaming
• The Boss Battle mode was promoted with an image similar to the one I made. Just in a much higher quality and with actual items instead of guns
• Before a season is actually put into the game, each bit of content it has is announced a day after each other in the same order they were added to the thread.

Ooh. I've been on Smashboards for a year. Cool. Idk what to post so uh...

New patch notes:

• People who don't want Pichu in Smash Bros no longer have rights

I like to think that whenever Nintendo forces a ROM site to remove all of the Nintendo games that they send an eloquently-worded letter to all the other companies whose ROMs are on the site about how they strongly recommend that they also take action against them and then the companies are just like "yeah sure okay" and throw the letter in the bin and don't do anything.

I am waaaaaaay too angry that Mad Piano in Smash Remix is just a boss character and not an actual character with a fighter slot and also intended to be balanced with the other characters. Can't even play it at tournaments.

Theory: the reason the Wii U's name was so horrible was because after Nintendo named a console after a synonym for urine and have it be wildly successful they thought they could just get away with anything.

Why do people get so up-in-arms whenever Homestuck is even vaguely alluded to? It may just be a meme or something but it's honestly really annoying. It's just a webcomic that was really popular a while ago. It's not that bad. Get over it.

Big respect to the genuine fans of media widely considered horrible.

I know it's a meme but everything Anakin Skywalker said about sand was correct.

That sci-fi thing where there's one alien species that has an ability that no other species has is actually kinda weird if you think about it. Imagine if we went to outer space and found out if absolutely none of the other aliens could smell or something.

New Smashboards users finding the most ancient threads to necropost in.

Concept: Anti-Smash Bros. Instead of getting a bunch of characters from different series and putting them into a fighting game, take the roster of a fighting game and break up all of the characters into their own different series.

Gonna go commit murder

Turns into a bunch of crows

Fun fact: Originally, the Spongebob movie didn't feature "Ocean Man" as the ending credits song. Instead, it was another Ween song called "Mourning Glory." There is currently no official statement acknowledging this change or why they did it, but it's generally believed that both the tone and lyrics of Ocean Man fit more with the (intended to be at least) finale of an underwater-themed cartoon. Another theory is that Nickelodeon simply wanted to use the more marketable and popular Ocean Man than the more experimental-sounding Morning Glory.

However, this change must have happened pretty late into production, as some early screenings of the movie played the original credits song. The earliest known mention of this was on a 4chan thread in 2015. The original thread talks about how the poster rewatched the Spongebob movie for nostalgia's sake and found the credits song was completely different from what they remembered hearing as a kid and described some very distinctive characteristics of Mourning Glory. While most other posters were confused as to what the original poster was talking about, some had also shared this experience of hearing the original song in theaters. While what the song was was identified pretty quickly, actual video of this version was considered lost media until it was found in January of 2017. Now, it's up on Youtube for all to see.

There's some additional stuff the video maker added that includes swearing so I need to spoil it.

For everyone that isn't in Drifting Dimensions:

"Actually, I'm quite happy that I am a Mii costume in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. There is a lot of competition for a fighter slot in that game, and any representation at all says a lot. Let alone one that's playable."

Why does it seem like 95% of indie boomer shooters have some boring buff white guy as the protagonist? I know there are a lot of exceptions, but it seems to happen enough to be noticeable in my eyes.