Wish Corruptor

[Snowstalker]

Not granted, you didn't wish for anything.

I wish I finally defeated my sworn nemesis, Waluigi.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you only gain 3 EXP.

I wish Karptroopa had AIM.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. No corruption.

I wish I could go snowboarding today.

 

[Snowstalker]

Granted, you crash into a tree and die while boarding.

I wish that Nintendo finally gave us more info about Kirby Wii.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Kirby is a playable character.

I wish I knew if that was true or not.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. The truth hurts though.

I insert Franz Ferdinand.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you get shot and World War III begins.

I wish Bush would stop declaring war on SlyLand.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, he declares war on Gaia instead and loses.

I insert a wish for a Karpadox to occur north of my Sly's Mama Luigi's location.

 

[marthmaster59]

Granted (inside of a box)

I wish to go to video game heaven when i die.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it's all Halo. D:

I wish for my Robotnik Land file to download faster.

 

[marthmaster59]

Granted,your computer just blew up

I wish to go to nintendo heaven when i die.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. You get lost and end up in Sony Purgatory.

I wish everything wasn't sh***y.

 

[marthmaster59]

Granted. everything is crappy.

I wish to be uber

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted, you are now a large potatoe.

(Wait...you said tuber, right?)

I wish I could read.

 

[marthmaster59]

granted. you are deaf and everything you ever had to read is on sound tapes

I wish for a gamer/otaku mansion

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. I have no idea what that is.

I wish I had woken up before noon today.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but you DIE!!

I wish I lived in a parallel universe.

 

[A_man13]

Granted, but you were mistaken for a dimension-traveling witch and killed.

I wish I could fly.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you have to become a fly in order to fly.

I wish flies didn't exist. (2-hit combo!)

 

[Hyper_Ridley]

Granted, you are also turned into a fly.

I wish I was immune to wish corruption adn my wishes are still granted.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, however, those wishes can't be in this topic.

I wish that I had more time to play Fire Emblem.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. In h*ll (don't know if that gets censored)!

I wish someone would brawl me.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, Michael Jackson will.

I wish for summer.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. It lasts forever (no corruption).

I wish not to get banned because I don't corrupt wishes so much lately.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but everything doesn't make sense.

I wish to go asplodes.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You explode.

I wish to be the only one who can type like this.

 

[Popertop]

Granted. NO one else knows what the hell you are typing about so you get ignored.

I wish I was better than NinjaLink with Bowser.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. NinjaLink is the best bowser, therefore you loop down to the bottom.

I wish that Meta Jr. would post here.

 

[Popertop]

No one granted my alien wishes dang.
I guess Mulibeorb will have to suffer for all eternity in dank wetness then. :\

I wish people knew my alien tongue.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, though I'm assuming you literally mean alien, so then the government takes it away, and now you can't talk.

Hmm... what do I wish for... ah "Hell", I wish A1 knew that Hell wasn't censored.

 

[Popertop]

A better corruption would have been to let people know it, and then have some racist pricks slash my tires. LOLoloLolololl

 

[A1lion835]

Granted, but you die for not making a wish.

I wish people wouldn't celebrate me going back to usual text.

 

[SirSpamAlot]

Granted,but no one is celebrating...so you wasted a wish >

I wish for world peace! :D

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. It comes after killing you.

I wish that SirSpamAlot would admit that my avatar is cooler than his.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, but nothing beats Sly Fox's CD-i Link.

I wish for headphones, not earphones.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. Your head turns into a phone.

I wish for revenge for the corruption jigglypuff8 used.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

DENIED DENIED DENIED

I wish for a good grade on my music project. (I did it on Scatman John and Crush 40!) :D

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. Guess how you get it?
You sleep with the teacher.
I wish the thing I want to happen would happen, but if I say what it is, it obviously will happen (I hope that made sense).

 

[Mini Mic]

Granted, but without knowing what you want I am forced to decide for myself. Congratulations, you now have herpes.

I wish I had a sin to confess.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. You gave someone Herpes and are feeling pretty guilty right now.

I wish I was eating right now.