Wish Corruptor

[A1lion835]

Granted. It's that you murdered everyone. You're all alone. Oh, right. There are us zombies.
It took you long enough...
I wish Mini Mic wasn't blind.

Edit: Kill all ninjaers!

Granted. You're eating your blood.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. However, you can no longer use your thumbs.

I wish for pirates.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You get kidnapped.

I insert Meta Knight.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you get PWNED, OWNED and beat.

I wish this was the un-vending machine.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You get rejection.

I wish this was the Vending Corrupter.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

DENIED DENIED DENIED

I wish to watch my ****ing language.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. That made no sense, so you get AIDS.
Scrabble?
I insert said AIDS (I know this is the Wish Corrupter!).

 

[SonicX580]

Your wish is granted but your wii explodes.

 

[Kinzer]

You explode for doing it wrong.

I wish a giant pice of Steak fell on top of X5.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. The steak is sooo large, it ends world hunger and world peace ensues as a result.

I wish I wasn't so nice.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you're so mean you went to jail for it.

I wish to watch my ****ing language. (HOPEFULLY I WILL GET A BETTER CORRUPTION THAN THE ONE A1LION GAVE ME. SERIOUSLY, IS IT THAT HARD TO FIGURE OUT THAT THE FOUR STARS I PUT REPRESENT A FOUR-LETTER SWEAR WORD?! WHY MUST I MAKE SENSE ANYWAYS?!)

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, you start humping your language, and thus, **** English altogether and create internets.

I wish Sly Fox wouldn't have used almost three rows of caps lock..

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, I use a wall of lower-case text, without any BB code.

I wish I was nicer to Forum Game n00bs.

 

[Agi]

Granted, but they still react like you had killed their parents.

I wish that Make Your Move IV was starting today. (oh wait, it is!)

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted...? I think....ummm...your welcome?

I wish I had an idea for MYM.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, you create the Karptroopa moveset, it's an outstanding success, but I then arrest you for ripping off.

I wish to forgive him.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, he arrests you, because he is not as forgiving as you are.

I wish I hadn't slacked off on my movesets for MYM4.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, you didn't even make them.

I wish that I could recall my new Brawl fc.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. It translates to a swear word, and you get banned.

I wish that sly fox would realize that any f*cking starred word I see automatically changes to "giant rock", and therefore his post made no sense to me.

 

[brinboy789]

granted .but sly fox is a genius and sees through it?

i wish i could eat the pumpkin pie thats sitting on my table

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, it's poisonous.

I wish for a live turkey.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. It bites your head off.
That was my catch phrase a few hundred pages ago.
I wish for people to recognize that from somewhere.

 

[jjvirus]

Granted. But they forget a minute later

I wish Metaknight had a clipped wing.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You are stuffed on his wing to fill the gap.
For the past few days I've posted like this in Forum Games.
I wish people would press fre*king control+a.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, all it does is highlight stuff.

I wish A1lion would know that "freaking" is not censored here. :/

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, however he thinks that he can't post D*e.

I wish that I had more room for turkey.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, there's no more stuffing.

I wish I wasn't shy, thus not be able to eat too much in front of other people.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You become extremely obese.
Yes, you highlight this stuff! Good job! Finally!
I wish Sly Fox had given any hint of understanding when he corrupted my last post.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Okay, now I see what you did there. Sorry.

Granted, but you must press Alt+F4.

I wish Wess would stop scolding Duster in MOTHER 3.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted.

Spoiler

Duster is now Lucky

I wish that I could get past

Spoiler

Tanetane Island or whatever it was

.

 

[missingnomaster]

Granted, but you are still hallucinating.

I wish

 

[Agi]

Granted, but

I wish for more participation in MYM 4.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, however, they all post a moveset for Geno.

I wish that I had an exclusive internet connection, separate from everyone else in my house.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but I steal yur internetz.

I wish I had a purple afro.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, I get the sexy blond afro and super-powerful nose hairs like Bobobo.

I wish to hate that hedgehog.

 

[Hyper_Ridley]

Granted, but soon your hate turns to love anyway.

I wish the Bay-of-Pigs invasion didn't epically fail.

 

[Brav3r]

granted, it just fails

i wish i could be awake more often

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You can be awake half a millisecond more each year.

I wish someone would post a link to MYM4

Spoiler

just do it, okay?

.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, someone does, but lightning strikes your computer and fries your modem.

 

[A1lion835]

You die for: A) Not posting a link: and B) Not making a wish.

I wish (again) for a link to MYM4.