Wish Corruptor

[XACE-K]

Grantedbut it's broken.

I wish A1 would just go to the GBD and find the thread for it.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted. No corruption. I want that too.

I wish I knew why everybody hated Earthworm Jim 3D.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, because it was a game they didn't like.

I wish Thanksgiving Break didn't end.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. No corruption.

I wish I had a soul.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, I give you mine.

I wish I had a zoul.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. Except I don't know what a zoul is, so I just give you a 20$ gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond.

I wish for moooore sooouuulss.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. $20 gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond.

I wish for good video games.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, you get a time machine to go back to 1997.

I wish they would remake all the good games from 1997-1998.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, you get a time machine to go back to 1997.

I wish they would remake all the good games from 1997-1998.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. The ony company to actually remake them is Microsoft though. I hope you enjoy Zelda with magnums and tons of gore btw.

I wsh i culd spel write

 

[DtJ Jungle]

granted, but your e key is broken

i wish the next 15 days would pass

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted. No corruption.

I wish I could smite all the school buildings in the world with my mighty machete and aluminum baseball bat.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted. No Corruption.

I wish people would start corrupting wishes again.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted. No corruption.

I wish for somebody to c wut eye did thar.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *Paradox*

I wish the Stephen Colbertadox could be defeated. (began towards the end of his Christmas special)

 

[SuperRacoon]

Granted, but now you have to deal with Racoonadox.

I wish I had lotsa spaghetti.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, but you choke on it.

I wish I had lotsa Fettuccine Alfredo.

 

[SuperRacoon]

Granted Fettuccine Alfredo begins to spew out of your toilet and bathroom sink. It splatters all of the mirror and the floor, creating a very absurd (but tasty to say the least) mess.

I wish I had an easier way to get to class.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it's traveling through the air vents with a mini space ship.

I wish for an elaboration on the topic in the Pool Room saying that us Forum Gamers are taking over SWF.

 

[MaxfireXSA]

Your wish is granted, but they're banned, oops.

I wish for 'Jiff's' Peanut Butter.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, you become trapped in a jar of Jiff's Peanut Butter. In that weren't enough, your jar is chosen to be placed in a time capsule. Anyone who tries to dig up the time capsule before January 1, 2060 will be shot.

I wish for a Crunch bar.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. It's only FUN SIZE though!!! Muhahahahahahahha!!

I wish my computer responded to vocal commands.

 

[SuperRacoon]

Granted, unfortunately, your computer only understands Greek.

I wish I could speak a foreign language.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. sdrabkcab kaeps ll'ouY, or French.

I wish for some pizza.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. I steal it.

I wish my computer had windows xp (it has vista...)

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. Mine magically gets xp too because I have vista too.

I wish for my mojo back.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You become Mojojojo, from the powerpuffgirls.

I wish for Boezy to know that his corruption wasn't that great, I'd give xp to everyone who wanted it.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you DIE!!

I wish I had 2,999 posts.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. Everyone else will forever have more posts than you.

I wish I could have the ranking of "Smash Lord". Nothing else changes, that's not no longer as good as it used to be, people don't have more posts than me. I just become a smash lord.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. However, you get 6 permanent points until you have the required number of posts for "Smash Lord". On the bright side, you'll still always have "Smash Lord" as your usertitle.

I wish I were smart and ingenious enough to be a Pokemon Researcher.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. Seeing as how Pokemn don't really exist, you have no job, and thus end up in poverty with no family.

I wish that I could sleep right now.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You sleep either .000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds or forever. Your choice.

I wish I could be Kirby.

 

[~Tac~]

Granted. You sleep either .000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds or forever. Your choice.

I wish I could be Kirby.

Granted. Your ability to endlessly suck things up creates another vortex which swallows your own self into a hole of nothingness. Thus, ending the universe.

I wish I was dead.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted?

I wish I my crush liked me.

 

[~Tac~]

Granted. She likes you to the point of being a complete stalker, in which she decides to **** and murder you.

I wish I was cooler than cool.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You freeze.

I wish I could confess that I wouldn't mind being *****, but murdered I would mind.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. Everyone teases you for being submissive though.

I wish I knew trigonometry like the back of my hand.

 

[Kazz@]

Granted. There is now a hole in your brain for knowing so much.

I wish I had a motivational poster.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it has your picture, then it says, "Kazz@ - you can't get much crappier than this."

I'm just kidding, by the way. Just kidding.

I wish I could completely memorize the Nostalgia Critic's really, really big insult.

(It's at :54 - 1:38)

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, your brain asplodes because you somehow say it to yourself..

I wish I was asleep already.. (1:11 AM here)