Wish Corruptor

[Blargg888]

Granted, it only lasts 1 millisecond.

I wish Cosmo and Wanda would come out the fridge as polar bears.

Granted: But the polar bears no longer have sentience, and kill you.

I wish that everyone in the world with a name that starts with the letter R has a 40 pound sack of onions fall on their head.

 

[Sari]

Granted, there are now tons of onions everywhere and you can't stop crying.

I wish I had more wishes.

 

[Blargg888]

Granted, there are now tons of onions everywhere and you can't stop crying.

I wish I had more wishes.

You now have more wishes.
That said, it's only 2 wishes. And you can only wish for dumb things.

I wish that I wasn't using this wish to wish for the fact that I was using this wish to wish that I wasn't using this wish.

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Granted, you just don't get any wishes in general

I wish I wasn't sick right now

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Granted,
Your head explodes.

I wish that this avi was complete

 

[Blargg888]

Granted, you just don't get any wishes in general

I wish I wasn't sick right now

You're not sick anymore, but now both of your legs are broken.

I wish I had 20 Hersheys bars right now.

 

[Fire Emblemier]

Granted,
Your head explodes.

I wish that this avi was complete

granted, but you forgot to add his coffee.

You're not sick anymore, but now both of your legs are broken.

I wish I had 20 Hersheys bars right now.

Granted, but They came melted

I wish smash 4 has veteran character dlc.

 

[Blargg888]

granted, but you forgot to add his coffee.

Granted, but They came melted

I wish smash 4 has veteran character dlc.

Granted.
...
Pichu and Young Link join the battle!

I wish that I could run on walls and the floor too.

 

[SmasherMaster]

Granted.
...
Pichu and Young Link join the battle!

I wish that I could run on walls and the floor too.

Granted but you are trapped in a room with no doors and windows.

I wish I had a pet rock.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but it dies immediately.

I wish I had Five Nights at Freddy's.

 

[SmasherMaster]

Granted but you get stuffed into a Freddy.

I wish people would forget something I don't remember.

 

[Sari]

Granted, you forget how to make food and now there's no food left on the planet since no one can make any.

I wish SpongeBob ended 10 years ago.

 

[SmasherMaster]

Granted, but all the bad episodes were the older ones.

I wish Ridley would stop becoming a huge arguement.

 

[Sari]

Granted, Ridley turns into a small argument which eventually turns into an even bigger argument.

I wish I knew the roster of every Smash Bros game.