Wish Corruptor

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted. Good luck not getting eaten alive.

I wish I knew how to use Garry's Mod better....

 

[Fluttershy]

Granted its the only have you now know how to play

I Wish i could talk to best pony

 

[LeeYawshee]

Granted. But your best pony is not my best pony.

I wish for 3 more wishes.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but all three of them have to be made only at specific times. If they're made any earlier or later, than they will expire. Good luck thinking of what to wish for and getting your timing right.

I wish I knew how to play more instruments.

 

[Fluttershy]

Granted here is your instructor

Spoiler

good luck trying to play all of them at the same time

I wish i could Draw things better..

 

[KingofPhantoms]

YES! I'll finally know how to play the Parasprite Polka!

Granted, but you become such a talented artist that the entire world is constantly bugging you and swarming your home to try and buy your work.

I wish I was better at corrupting wishes.

 

[Fluttershy]

Granted but you kill the thread with said wish and your skills of corrupting are no longer needed

I wish for a portal to Equestria that isn't through a toilet

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Granted, but the portal is in the Bermuda Triangle.

I wish Sakurai would also post pics on weekends

 

[Substitution]

Granted, but it's by a Sakurai lookalike.

Wish I could mix a Pachirisu and Substitute.

 

[LeeYawshee]

Granted, but you will always be Pranked!

I wish I was a little bit taller

 

[Fluttershy]

granted you but in three days you will become shorter than your original Height

I wish i could have a real Leafeon as my partner..

 

[LeeYawshee]

Granted, but Leafeon's leaves will be filled with poison ivy.

I wish my next wish wasn't corrupted.

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Granted. _____________________________________________.

I hope I don't get in trouble for this.

 

[Dairantō Smash Brothers]

Granted, you didn't make a wish.

I wish Gooey was in Smash Bros. 4.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but he is more broken and overpowered than any character in any fighter game has ever been.

I wish we had the proper technology to send men to Mars already.

 

[Dairantō Smash Brothers]

Granted, but they all die when they get there.

I wish I had a Ditto.

 

[LeeYawshee]

Granted, but he can't transform.

I wish the original poster posted.

 

[Dairantō Smash Brothers]

Granted, but then he gets banned.

I wish they would change Donkey Kong's crappy Final Smash in Smash 4.

 

[TimeSmash]

Granted, but it becomes even crappier.

I wish I had a pie

 

[Dairantō Smash Brothers]

Granted, Snake planted a C4 in it.

I wish Mega Man had a new game.

 

[Substitution]

Granted, but it's cancelled.

Wish I could wish the above wish.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but the result is even worse. Mega Man as a whole is cancelled forever. And everyone blames you for it.

I wish I was a better Sniper in TF2.

 

[Dairantō Smash Brothers]

Just like every other modern Mega Man game.

Granted, but everyone starts to hate you.

I wish Project M Patt Edition would work for me.

 

[LeeYawshee]

Granted, but every costume that isn't Nintendo is broken.

I wish that Project M showed off all of the characters.

 

[dimensionsword64]

Granted, the rest of the characters are Barney, Dora, and the Teletubby sun.

I wish that DHD was in Smash Bros.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted. As a trophy.

I wish I could find some good gifs for my sig.

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Granted, but you'd have to get premium just so they'd fit in.

I wish I understood Japanese for a change

 

[Dairantō Smash Brothers]

Granted, but only for 1 minute.

I wish I would stop stalling.

 

[Sykkamorre]

Granted, but you must now move continuously forever.

I wish Ssb4 would happen already

 

[StaffofSmashing]

Granted, but Mario's the only one playable until 2017
I wish that Jumpman would be in the game.

 

[Spirst]

Granted, but then he's deemed too OP and is patched out.

I wish I could speak to whales.

 

[Dairantō Smash Brothers]

Granted, but you're only capable of Dory's whale speak in Finding Nemo.

I wish there was a third Tomba game.

 

[Rabbattack]

Granted, but you're only capable of Dory's whale speak in Finding Nemo.

I wish there was a third Tomba game.

Granted, but it is a sidestory on the planet of Barney and friends.

I wish I had the ability to change sex and appearance at will.

 

[Dairantō Smash Brothers]

Granted, but only for a whole minute.

I wish there was DLC for Smash 4.

 

[Rabbattack]

Granted, but only for a whole minute.

I wish there was DLC for Smash 4.

Granted, but the only characters are Ridley, Dixie Kong, King K Rool, Roy, Pichu, Young Link, Takamaru, Dillon, Chrom, Tiki, Tharja, Lyn, Hector, Eliwood, Mewtwo, Protoman, Mega Man X, Zero, birthday suit Samus, birthday suit Captain Falcon, Goku, Shrek, Tails, Shadow, Knuckles, Toad, and the living bible possessed by satan.

I wish all religious people converted to agnostic atheism.

 

[Dairantō Smash Brothers]

Granted, but the only characters are Ridley, Dixie Kong, King K Rool, Roy, Pichu, Young Link, Takamaru, Dillon, Chrom, Tiki, Tharja, Lyn, Hector, Eliwood, Mewtwo, Protoman, Mega Man X, Zero, birthday suit Samus, birthday suit Captain Falcon, Goku, Shrek, Tails, Shadow, Knuckles, Toad, and the living bible possessed by satan.

How is this a bad thing?

Granted, but then nobody believes and anything.

I wish I was King K. Rool would be in another game.

 

[SmasherMaster]

Granted, he's a trophy.

I wish Family Guy would get canceled.

 

[Dairantō Smash Brothers]

Granted, he's a trophy.

I wish Family Guy would get canceled.

Granted, but then it has re-runs on every single channel.

I wish they'd make another season of Danny Phantom.

 

[Fluttershy]

Granted but it becomes like Teen Titans Go but worse and gets cancelled after the first episode

I wish this week would go by faster..

 

[Dairantō Smash Brothers]

Granted, it only lasts 1 millisecond.

I wish Cosmo and Wanda would come out the fridge as polar bears.