Wish Corruptor

tissue · Jun 4, 2003

This is a fun game. How it works is someone makes a wish, and the person next in line says "Your wish is granted, but..." and corrupts the wish. For example, I say that I wish that Marth would be playable in the next SSB game. The next person could say "Your wish is granted, but Marth will stink."
My wish is for someone to post to this thread.

Metroid Killer: Please don't post signature in any topic in the Forum Games. If everybody posted their sigs they would be annoying to have since the posts are mainly quite small themself, thus there will be more signature than post

Metroid Killer · Jun 4, 2003

Cool game.

Grant: Your wish is granted, but the post will be 100% spam and will make a mod close it (not me)

Wish: I wish I could master every martial art!

Note: No signature in this room!

Masher Mario · Jun 4, 2003

MK's right!

Your wish will be granted, but you will have no arms.

I wish I didn't be tortured by my older sister.

Atmablitz · Jun 4, 2003

Grant: You won't be tortured by your older sister anymore, but you will get a brother to annoy you.

Wish: I wish I had four GameCubes

choknater · Jun 4, 2003

Your wish is granted, but sorry, there is no more room for the television.

I wish I had perfect happiness.

Ocarina · Jun 5, 2003

Your wish is granted, but sorry, you died.

I wish there would be a Golden Sun 3....

tissue · Jun 5, 2003

You get it, but it keeps selling out and you never get it.

I wish that I could get into the Melee Back Room.

jet · Jun 5, 2003

your wish is granted, but now you just got banned.

I wish i had a new computer.

Cerebrate · Jun 5, 2003

Your wish is granted, but the computer is a Mac.

I wish I could travel through time.

tissue · Jun 5, 2003

You can travel in time, but only backwards.

I wish I people would stop puttin "you suddenly die" as a corruptor.

Edit: You get a warning after breaking the same rule again, eventhough I warned you once. Don't post your signature in thi room.

-Mk, mod of Forum games.

Metroid Killer · Jun 5, 2003

Your wish is granted, but wait... everybody dead just came alive.

I wish I could get an endless suply of Cola.

Atmablitz · Jun 5, 2003

You got your wish, but the Cola has the expiration date of 233 B.C

I wish I could fly

choknater · Jun 6, 2003

Your wish is granted, but look. You just got your wings clipped by scientists. There, they threw you in a cage and now they're going to do experiments on you. O_o

I wish Sephiroth in FF7 was easy.

jet · Jun 6, 2003

Originally posted by Cerebrate
Your wish is granted, but the computer is a Mac.

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Wish granted but after you beat the easy one, another one comes by and he on extreme toughness.

I wish i had a cheetah

Metroid Killer · Jun 6, 2003

Your wish is granted, but the Cheetah has to live up its reputation so it runs away everytime you try to hug it

I wish I could fly like an eagle.

Mega Inkydog · Jun 6, 2003

Wish granted, but then you will become a eagle forever

I wish everyone could stop hating all Pokemon games because a Pokemon RPG won't be on the GCN this year.

choknater · Jun 6, 2003

Your wish is granted, but Microsoft just bought Gamefreak and Nintendo is bankrupt.

I wish I had a gigantic sword that could slice an elephant in two with a single slash.

Cerebrate · Jun 6, 2003

Your wish is granted, but your little brother steals it from you and goes on a rampage, resulting in a confrontation with the ATF that leaves him dead.

I wish I could get any woman I wanted.

Pokemasterkatie · Jun 6, 2003

Your wish is granted, but most of the women who'll love you will be ugly.

I wish all of the Pokemon who were dropped in R/S would be availible for capture in the next poke-installment.

jet · Jun 6, 2003

wish granted but you won't be able to get the game.

i wish i could go to the moon

choknater · Jun 6, 2003

Your wish is granted, you are here at the moon, but please wait a few hours for your life-support system to be fixed. There is no oxygen available right now, so please be patient as we go back to Earth to get you some.

I wish I had twelve, not thirteen, not eleven, but twelve more wishes.

DukieMan1223 · Jun 6, 2003

Your wish is granted, but how will you wish if you have been turned into a.......LEAF!!!

I wish I had an oompa-loompa.

tissue · Jun 8, 2003

You get your oompa-loompa but all of the sudden he splits open and a green fungus emanates from his innards.

I wish that someone would clean up that mess.

Him · Jun 9, 2003

The mess will be clean, but then a ninja/pixie stick(the candey) named Silent Bread eats all of your left limbs

I wish i were an oscar mayer weiner...(i don't knopw if that was already used =/ )

Cerebrate · Jun 9, 2003

Your wish is granted, but you are literally turned into a hot dog and eaten by a fat person.

I wish I had someplace to put my gum.

Him · Jun 9, 2003

Granted, you now have a place to put your gum.Unfortunatly i's in Bob Saget's mouth, look at my location on details for finding him.

I wish i knew what to wish for.

choknater · Jun 9, 2003

Your wish is granted, but now your mom's pasta is ruined because there's too much gum in the noodles. Yukky.

I wish I knew how to turn the HTML code on.

EDIT: Hooray for me, I posted the same time as Him.

Him your wish is granted, but now there is a paradox that is sooo confusing that existence just got completely obliterated.

tissue · Jun 9, 2003

You finally figure out HTML, but Microsoft comes out with another update that completely destroys the Internet, launches out viruses, and destroys all computers across the world. Now, people burn money to stay warm, which results in destruction of the Ozone layer, which ultimately kills us all with the Sun's harmful rays.

I wish that you didn't make that wish.

DukieMan1223 · Jun 9, 2003

Your wish is granted but Apple computers take over the internet. People try to burn quarters in an attempt to meld them into one unholy super quarter. Unfortunately that huge quarter rolls off and turns everyone into human pancakes.

I wish they would put ketchup and mustard into one bottle.

choknater · Jun 9, 2003

Your wish is granted, but I now just created a hot dog factory and used ALL the ketchup and mustard ever created in existence, that's time, space, and the multiverse.

I wish I could sleep for more than ten hours at will.

tissue · Jun 9, 2003

You get your wish, but you fall asleep forever and ever, and you become a birdbath.

jet · Jun 9, 2003

well since you didn't make a wish, your are forced to be micheal jackson's "play mate"

I wish i had some cotton candy.

Atmablitz · Jun 9, 2003

You get your wish, but all the cotton candy of the world turns in to real cotton, and it tastes horrible.

I wish I was playing Guardian Hero right now

tissue · Jun 9, 2003

You begin playing Guardian Hero, but a sword comes out of the screen and slices off your tongue.

I wish that I had earler made a wish.

Cerebrate · Jun 9, 2003

Your wish is granted, but by making a wish, you screw up all the posts that were made afterward and everyone has to edit their posts and will never forgive you.:D

I wish for a progressive scan TV.

jet · Jun 9, 2003

Your wish is granted, but then your t.v. blows up.

I wish I had a hovercraft.

choknater · Jun 10, 2003

Your wish is granted, but there are no doors. So you can't go in.

I wish I had the Back to the Future car.

tissue · Jun 10, 2003

You get it, but the professor pops out with his mother-in-law and you have to deal with them for all of eternity.

I wish for some new emoticons to use!

jet · Jun 10, 2003

your wish is grantedbut only YOU cannot use them.

Slayer Link · Jun 10, 2003

Your wish will not be granted but you will stay dumb due the fact that you didn't gave up a new wish.

I wish I had SSBM 2 already with Pichu , IC and Peach removed.

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