Wish Corruptor

[tissue]

you get superpowers, but your superpower is that you can see through your nose, and your eyes go blind.

I wish i could fly!

 

[jet]

wish granted, but now your blind

I wish i had a pet hamster

 

[Ice Fisher]

You will have a pet hamster but It will grow huge fangs and desire an unquenchable thirst for human flesh!

I wish that Bowser was as fast as Fox

 

[Cerebrate]

Your wish is granted, but you had to hack the game to make him that fast, breaking copyright laws in the process and resulting in your arrest by the FBI.

I wish I could make a weapon out of anything.

 

[jet]

your wish is granted, but all your weapons don't work.

I wish i had a new tv

 

[tissue]

You get a new tv, but it breaks, and only gives the sound.

I wish i was smart!

 

[Ganbare]

Your wish is granted, but because you got so smart, you decide for reasons beyond our comprehension that you need to isolate yourself from humanity and become a pigeon man.

I wish that insects didn't exist.

 

[Cerebrate]

Your wish is granted, but without insects, the soil wouldn't be aerated, flowers wouldn't be pollinated, pests wouldn't be controlled, dead materials wouldn't be decomposed, etc.

I wish for a home theater system.

 

[jet]

your wish is granted but hobos brake into your haous and steal it

I wish Final Fantasy:Crystal Chronicles was out in the U.S. already.

 

[SamusZero]

Your wish will be granted but it will cost $100 and the price will never go down

I wish I was richer that Bill Gates

 

[Slayer Link]

Wish granted but you can not spend it.

I wish I could live under water with my friend Spongebob.

 

[jet]

your wish is granted but you hate seafood

I wish that all the hobos lived in a mansion

 

[choknater]

Your wish is granted, but it caused the rich people to massacre all the hobos because they still had the money to buy weapons.

I wish that Dragonball Z in the US was just as good as the Dragonball Z in Japan.

 

[Him]

Your wish is greanted, but DBZ in japan just gets alot worse.


I wish, i wish i didn't kill that fish

 

[jet]

your wish, your wish is granted but then i killed the fish.

I wish i won a mustang

 

[tissue]

you win it, but don't meet the requirement of being 127 years old. Seems like they don't have to pay any money.

I wish people would join my clan!

 

[Phillip Chanter]

Your wish is granted! But you get kicked out!

I wish I had a dollar...

 

[tmw_redcell]

Your wish is granted... But it's a Canadian dollar.

I wish the spacebar would work on my old keyboard.

 

[Him]

Wish Granted.But Now Enter Key No Work.



I wish that i had (working) duct tape made out of cheese ?

 

[jet]

Your wish is granted but then it rots

I wish i was made out of metal

 

[Him]

Granted, but your dead since you don't have a brain (HA HA)




I could reatach an arm or two (or seven).

 

[Slayer Link]

Granted but you have no fingers to all the hands of those arms.

I wish Peach was not so lame and easy-to-abuse because of her downsmash.

 

[Phillip Chanter]

Granted! But you'll suck at playing peach!

I wish I could go to a ZZtop concert...

 

[Him]

Your wish is granted, but right when you get there the toasters finaly make their move for world domination and ZZTop die before they can perform.



I wish that people would stop eating feces(McDonald's food.)

 

[SilencedViolence]

Your wish is granted, but they still have to drink acidic pis s (coca cola)

(I actually like coke... but I thought it would be funny *shrugs*)

I wish I could own an x-box right now...

 

[choknater]

Your wish is granted, but the big heavy X-Box fell on your parents and they died, along with the universe being obliterated.

I wish I could get 8 Mile on DVD.

 

[gamecube64]

You get it, but your DVD player brakes.

I wish I had some ChEeZe

 

[Cerebrate]

Your wish is granted, but it is now called cheese, which takes all the fun out of it.

I wish for a black trenchcoat.

 

[jet]

Your wish is granted but you will be nothing like neo

I wish I had a burger

 

[Him]

Granted, but you turn into a watermelon after eating it.


I wish that i lost my virginity to a super model.

 

[tissue]

You do, but it turns out to be the 700 pound Hallmark model. You are scarred for life.

I wish that my friend will accept my battle proposal!:D

 

[Him]

Granted, but your house collapses mid-battle killing you and your pants.




I wish that uhh..... i don't know, that .hack was longer?

 

[tissue]

It becomes longer but ends up just like the extended DBZ and totally stinks.

I wish the extended DBZ didn't totally stink.

 

[Him]

Granted, but it barely get any better and gets alot shorter.



I wish that my comp didnt suck so **** muched.

 

[Mr.E]

Aww crap the edit tag comes up immediately now

You wish is granted, but then your monitor blows up and your keyboard falls apart.

I wish I knew what those little red bananas tasted like.

 

[finchbonsomgomluasong]

Your wish is granted. You have knowledge of their beloved great sweetness, but you are never allowed to actually taste them.

I wish A Kitty Bobo Show was made into a series.

 

[jet]

Your wish is granted but then it totally bombs

I wish i had 10 more wishes

 

[SilencedViolence]

Ywig, but they are still corrupted, but now 10 times more!!!

I wish I didn't have a crappy french final tomorrow...

 

[tissue]

You don't take a French final. You take a Latin final, and totally bomb.

 

[Phillip Chanter]

Since you had no wish, I'll turn you into a toad!

I wish I had the holy Grail...