Wish Corruptor

[shishkabob]

Granted. But now noone knows what your talking about.

I wish I was level 99 so I can kick gligar_man's ***.

 

[uberjedimaster]

granted. But i get the same wish!
i wish gligar man was lvl 1 and couldnt go any higher

 

[shishkabob]

granted, but he brakes the barrier w/ mod powers.

I wish gligar_man was banned.

 

[finchbonsomgomluasong]

Your wish is granted, but the Pokecenter is the less because of you.

I wish shishkabob would go to sleep.

 

[Gligar_Man]

granted, he shall have nightmares...

i wish everyone sexy, :*

 

[shishkabob]

Granted, but then everyone thinks you're not sexy.

I wish that Bush would die.

 

[Gligar_Man]

granted... now we have an even less qualified president in office... mr. **** cheney

i wish for rusa to hurry it up with the expansion

 

[jet]

wish granted but the expansion, goes to africa

I wish I was at lvl 100 in the rpg

 

[finchbonsomgomluasong]

Wish granted, but you forget to check "update stats" before you fight gligar_man (and everybody else).

I wish I knew every word in the dictionary.

 

[jet]

wish granted, but that's all you know

I wish I could fix anything

 

[gamecube64]

Wish granted but it always breaks again

I wish I had something to drink

 

[Gligar_Man]

*hands you a glass of acid*

i wish my lamp was hallogen!

 

[jet]

wish granted but then it turns to a pathogen

I wish i had an awesome car

 

[Gligar_Man]

is this hotwheel awesome enough for you?

i wish i could hack stuff...

 

[jet]

wish granted but then you get caught

I wish i could have super powers

 

[finchbonsomgomluasong]

Wish granted, but you are still deprived of MEAT VISION!

I wish I had meat vision.

 

[Mr.E]

Your wish is granted, but your Meat Vision is in black and white.

I wish my car wasn't held together with duct tape and rust. rawr

 

[Gligar_Man]

ok... it falls apart,

i wish i could go to sleep

 

[SilencedViolence]

YWG... but your sedative induced dreams make you wish you could wake up again... and the cycle goes on.

I wish some girls in my school would understand atheism... it's hard to make conversation.

 

[cloud719]

Granted.... but they all hate it.

I wish that my dogs could talk!

 

[Mr.E]

Wish is granted, but they become so scholarly they deem you too uninformed for them and avoid conversating about it with you.

I wish that people loved me.

 

[cloud719]

Granted. But then you become like President Bush and all hate you.

I wish I could become invisible whenever i want!

 

[uberjedimaster]

granted but you can only see invisible things.

I wish I could hover!

 

[Mr.E]

Granted, but you cannot move around while hovering.

I wish I could eat poisona and live.

 

[cloud719]

Granted. But then you get shot.

I wish I would die peacefully in my sleep.

 

[Mr.E]

Granted, but you leave your surviving family with massive funeral debts.

I wish I was the genie of the lamp.

 

[cloud719]

Granted. But then he ***** you.

I wish that soccer was auctaully called soccer in england. (its really confusing)

 

[uberjedimaster]

granted but then you die

I wish jeremy would make answers that make sense
jeremy = cloud719

 

[cloud719]

umm... granted but then you dont understand everybody else.

I wish that animals could walk on 2 legs

 

[uberjedimaster]

Your wish is already true with some animals.
Granted, but then the ones with two legs walk on four, even if they are not built for it.

I wish i wasnt so cool.

 

[cloud719]

Granted and your tortured because no one likes you.

I wish that i could flirt better.

 

[Gligar_Man]

granted, ugly chicks think ur hot, :* enjoy

i wish everything was backwards

 

[Ness EX-2 Plus ALPHA]

Granted your spleen is showing

I wish I was cool.

 

[Gligar_Man]

granted... *watches you freeze*

i wish i was sexier... if that were only possible,

 

[Chronos0]

Granted, but you are now drunk 24-7.

I wish everyone would realize how cool Fighting pokemon are.

 

[Gligar_Man]

that was a good one, YIPEE!

everyone does, o_O...

i wish i could breathe underwater

 

[gamecube64]

Your wish is granted, but you can no longer breathe above water....

I wish dewgong was in Sapphire!

 

[Gligar_Man]

granted *hands you a gameshark* have fun corrupting your file... BTW walreins a more than acceptable replacement

i wish smokes were free

 

[Chronos0]

Granted, but now smokes are so rare, people come and kick your *** for them

I wish I would STOP PUTTING MY SIG HERE AND HAVE TO EDIT IT!

 

[uberjedimaster]

I wish immature people that care about what people think of them would suck it up, grow up, and realize Pokemon takes more strategy than they can think of, and play the **** game.