Wish Corruptor

[choknater]

Your wish is granted, but now Oran Berries are overpowered, and matches last forever.

I wish I could have a team of Magikarp, Weedle, Delibird, Caterpie, Hoppid, and Spinarak all at level 3.

 

[Gligar_Man]

ummm... granted, *hands you a chill pill* but now everyones better then u

i wish gligar was just gruond w/levitate to take away that pesky 4x ice... add grass... and give rock/gruond resistance, w00t

 

[Chronos0]

Hey! Noone answered mine!

 

[Star Wars 13]

Wish granted, no one will answer yours.

 

[choknater]

Gligar_Man:
Wish granted, but now Fire types are good against Ground types.

I wish Magikarp would reign supreme, and use Gyarados as their slaves.

 

[jet]

wish granted, but then poke world blows up

I wish animals would live everywhere,

 

[Phillip Chanter]

Wish Granted! But a shark eats you in your own living room!

I wish that I can have a pad of sticky notes...

 

[jet]

Wish granted but they blow up in yo face

I wish i had a calendar

 

[Kit Fox]

Wish Granted! But the calendars are now piles of crap.

I wish I have Halo 2....

 

[jet]

Wish granted, but then i t broke

I wish there was an easier way of making gil

 

[Mr.E]

Wish granted. You make Gil for every 30 seconds you're logged into SWF. However, you only gain .001 Gil at a time.

I wish my cousin had a mousepad for his computer. =|

 

[uberjedimaster]

Wish granted. BUT YOU DIE.
I wish I could ride birds.

 

[Metroid Killer]

DON'T JUST POST YOU DIE!!!

Your wish is granted but the bird is crazy and you can't hold on and drop down on the earth.

I wish I could work for nintendo.

 

[Phillip Chanter]

Granted! But you're accually a double agent who secretly works for microsoft

I wish that I had one of those rainbow ponies...

 

[uberjedimaster]

DON'T JUST POST YOU DIE!!!

I thought it was funny. Don't be so uptight.

Granted, but your fired the next day.

I wish that I was the best at SSB:M.

 

[Mr.E]

Wish granted, but SSBM goes out of style and everybody starts flocking to Halo tournaments.

I wish I could walk into a mirror and come out the other side.

 

[choknater]

Your wish is granted, but you turn into a girl named Alice and you go through the exact same adventure as in the movie.

I wish people could call me Susan if they wanted.

 

[uberjedimaster]

Wish granted, but you turn onto susan.

I wish EVERYONE hated Xbox because they saw how stupid it really was.

 

[Mr.E]

Wish granted, but then people who already support it got people to actually play it and like it for its wonderful games rather than hate it for its looks.

I wish the GameCube was actually a cube.

 

[gamecube64]

Your wish is granted, the gamecube is now EXACTLY like a cube, no functions what-so-ever!

i wish monkey-men could take over the eigth dimension!

 

[SilencedViolence]

Your wish is cranted, except you were forced to remove parts of it to gain that shape, thus making it disfunctional.

I wish my computer had a better graphics card...

 

[Metroid Killer]

Your wish is granted but Half-Life 2 then upgrades and valve even develope thier own graphic card made for Half-life.

I wish I could turn into my favorite animal.

 

[jet]

wish granted, but now your a sloth

I wish, I wish I had a fish

 

[Mr.E]

Wish granted, but the fish is implanted with a time bomb set to go off 10 seconds after you take it home.

I wish ostriches could fly.

 

[Metroid Killer]

Your wish is granted, but all the ostriches got mad at you because they liked to be lazy and just run instead of flying, so they kill you.

I wish I had superpowers.

 

[Gligar_Man]

granted, but your superpowers are breathing, eating and the amazing ability to blink fast

i wish i had a bottomless pack of cigarettes

 

[sharkboy013]

Your wish will be granted, but you will instantaneously gain Breast Cancer.

I wish I had uber l33t Melee skills.

 

[Shadowwarrior88]

Your wish will be granted,but your SSBM disk will explode along with your Gamecube.

I wish I was the best athlete ever at all sports.

 

[Gligar_Man]

granted, every undiscoverred and proffesional athlete was struck dead and now you are the most athletic person on death row

i wish i had 6 fingers

 

[Metroid Killer]

Your wish is granted but because you posted your sig in the Forum games all 6 fingers were eaten by the Sig Pig.

I wish I had 3 heads.

 

[jet]

Wish granted but 2 pop off

I wish i was the fastest human alive

 

[uberjedimaster]

Granted, but you run so fast you run into walls...and you don't realize when you run so hard you bash your brains out...lol.

I wish I was the best swordfighter.

 

[Ice Fisher]

You are the best sword fighter ever but Indian Jones shot you with his gun.

I wish I could fly.

 

[uberjedimaster]

Granted, but you can't walk anymore.

I wish I knew who Indian Jones was...lol!

 

[jet]

Wish granted, but you have no legs

I wish I had a chicken

 

[Phillip Chanter]

Uberjedimaster: Granted, but you forgot who plays Han Solo

Jet: Granted but it comes packed in a KFC bucket

I wish Invader Zim would come back on the air...

 

[Sauron]

Your wish is granted, but it comes back as a Crossover with Rocket Power.

I wish I knew this week's lottery numbers.

 

[gamecube64]

Your wish is granted, but you have no money to buy them.

I wish i was the king-o-da-town

 

[Eor]

Your wish is granted, but the town will have a horrible plague and ur ears will eat ur head and consume ur guts.


I wish for J.R.R. Tolkien to airse from the dead, and rule the earth.

 

[gamecube64]

Your wish is granted, except Tolkien turned into hitler.

I wish my ears didn't eat my head and guts