Wish Corruptor

[gamecube64]

Your wish is granted but the Knights Who Say Ni come by and well... say NI! and then you give up the grail to their superior powers.

I wish i was up to par with Phillip Chanter for another rematch

 

[finchbonsomgomluasong]

Your wish is granted. And you beat him! And then.. and then..

hmm..

He gets expierence anyway!

I wish smashboards RPG ran perfectly with no problems or glitchs.

 

[Phillip Chanter]

Granted! But you get banned

I wish I had 10 music CD's...

 

[gamecube64]

Your wish is granted but they are 3 times as big as regular ones os they dont fit in your CD player!

I wish i was taller

 

[Mr. Quizmo]

wish granted, but you can't stand straight up in rooms any more.

Wish: That I had the new GB player for the GC

 

[choknater]

Your wish is granted, but it explodes for no reason. How lame.

I wish there was a land mine everywhere I stepped.

 

[Ganbare]

Your wish is granted, but the land mines send you straight to ****, even if you were going to heaven.

 

[uberjedimaster]

i wish cute girls liked me

 

[shishkabob]

Your wish is granted, but all the girls are evil and blackhearted.

I wish I got Frozen Throne!

 

[uberjedimaster]

lol, same time, same wish..heh

 

[Phillip Chanter]

Wish granted, but you go blind, and turn into a worm for leaving the sig on

I wish I could eat a 1 ton sunday without getting full...

 

[uberjedimaster]

your wish is granted, but you get so fat everyone stares...lol

i wish i was better at the RPG

 

[shishkabob]

Granted, but no one will fight you anymore.

I wish hentai was legal... lol!

j/k

I wish that my parents would let me play WCIII all day everyday.

 

[gamecube64]

doesn't hentai mean pervert in japanese?

your wish is granted but your cd key is lost so you can only play single player

I wish i was better at warcraft 3....

 

[jet]

Wish granted but now you have know life

I wish i could dance awseomely well

 

[gamecube64]

Your wish is granted but you get trapped in an impenatreble box and die, never to be seen dancing.

I wish i was level 99999999999999999999999999 in warcraft 3

 

[Him]

Granted, but then aliens invaded earth, killed George W. Bush and took all copies of Warcraft 3.



I wish that Disney movies and shows didnt suck

 

[shishkabob]

Originally posted by gamecube64
doesn't hentai mean pervert in japanese?

your wish is granted but your cd key is lost so you can only play single player

I wish i was better at warcraft 3....

No hentai is cartoon porn.

Granted, but now Disney is bankrupt.

I wish George W. Bush didn't run for president next year.

 

[choknater]

Your wish is granted, but now his secret evil twin will run for President, and is even worse.

I wish George Washington could run for President next year.

 

[uberjedimaster]

you get your wish, but he sucks as president compared to the presidents of now.

I wish i had a girlfriend.

 

[shishkabob]

Granted, but she's so fat that when you were in bed together, she broke your rib bones.

I wish that I could get a reallyreallyreally fast and non-buggy computer.

 

[finchbonsomgomluasong]

<s>Your wish is granted. But all she ever wants to do is battle and post for gil on SmashBoards.
And I me EVER</s>

Your wish is granted, but Bill Gates kills you.

I wish I knew and understood all of the secrets and strategies of Pokemon. And that my game and gameboy (and myself) were indestructable and invincible to the glitches problems you would put uppon it.

 

[CaptainPhoenix]

To shishkabob:

Your wish is granted,but now your Gamecube doesn't work.

I wish I was a bounty hunter.

 

[gamecube64]

Your wish is granted, but on your first mission you trip and get shot.

I wish i could use powder snow

 

[Gligar_Man]

granted, you are now a smoothie

i wish i had a million dollars

 

[uberjedimaster]

granted, BUT YOU DIE
I wish i could live forever

 

[Gligar_Man]

granted, but you must spend eternity in a coffin, alone with your thoughts and growing insanity

i wish i was an elephant

 

[Wyld]

You wish is granted, but you will be a deformed elephant with small genitals

 

[finchbonsomgomluasong]

To Gligar_Man:
Your wish is granted. But you are caught in a electronic, demolicalizing red and while sphere, forced to fight in hundreds of Chicken-fight-like battles against other animals.

I wish I were a Ditto who could transform into anything and anybody, and could escape from pokeballs (ultraballs, masterballs, ect)

 

[choknater]

Your wish is granted, but you just got caught by an inescapable apricorn.

I wish Mewtwo could learn every TM like Mew.

 

[Gligar_Man]

unfortunately you had to use a gameshark for this to happen, and it corrupted your file

i wish for world peace, :*

 

[choknater]

Your wish is granted, but now Martians are destroying us all. NOOO!!!

I wish that everyone's future wishes will be granted.

 

[Shoryuken]

Your wish is granted, but for every wish that is granted, a new volcano errupts on the earth.

I wish that I had telekinesis.

 

[uberjedimaster]

granted, but you cant control how fast things come to you

i wish i were green

 

[shishkabob]

Granted. But you have SARS.

I wish that my manhood was a little bigger.

 

[choknater]

Granted, but now all the womanhood is too small for you.

I wish I could walk across the oceans with ease.

 

[uberjedimaster]

granted but you walk across the bottom and drown.

I wish this game could have a wish gone right

 

[shishkabob]

Granted. But now only nerds post in this topic.

I wish all girls weared thongs.

 

[finchbonsomgomluasong]

Uberjedimaster:
Your wish is granted. uhhh. it is. but, ummm. nothing.

I wish I knew a way to corrupt a wish for an uncorrupted wish.

 

[uberjedimaster]

granted BUT YOU DIE
I wish hot girls wore ONLY thongs