Wish Corruptor

[Eor]

Ur wish is granted, so now ur feet will do it.


I wish that money will grow on my back.

 

[Sauron]

Your wish is granted, but it will be on the one spot that you can't reach (and others can, so they will steal your money).

I wish I had a new pair of socks.

 

[Him]

Your wish is granted, but the socks are EEEEEEEEVILE socks and eat your favorite shoe.


I wish that i had enough money to buy some pants.

 

[Metroid Killer]

Your wish is granted, but every pants you buy will have holes in 'em. Holes where you don't want to have holes

I wish could eat ice cream for free.

 

[Him]

Wish granted, but then a giant head drops from the sky and eats your teeth. YOU ARE DEAD




I wish that Zelda:LttP was 958697849476849837 hours long/

 

[Sauron]

Your wish is granted, but you now hate the game because it takes too long to finish.

I wish there was a Zelda game where Ganon won.

 

[Him]

Granted, but there's only one copy and I own it.BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA.




I wish a question mark was shaped like a question.

 

[Sauron]

Your wish is granted, but since no one knows what a question looks like, question marks no longer exist.

I wish that I had all the gold in the world.

 

[Him]

Granted, but then a smiley face eats it all.




I wish the RPG was funererer

 

[Sauron]

Your wish is granted, but since it is so much fun you forget everything else, including to eat and drink, so you die.

I wish I had a custom title.

 

[uberjedimaster]

Granted, But now you can't have an avatar.

I wish my dog was very intelligent.

 

[Sauron]

Your wish is granted, but your dog becomes to smart, and he overthrows and he is now your master.

I wish I had a pen that never ran out of ink.

 

[Him]

Granted, but then you eat it.Then you are eaten by a pineapple.



I wish I had a Mountain Dew right now...

 

[Sauron]

Your wish is granted, but it's expiration date is November 27, 1009.

I wish I had psychic powers.

 

[Him]

Granted, but you cant use them.Then you are eaten by a Pineapple, which is then eaten by a watch, which is then worn by Henry Winkler, whom is impaled on a weathervane



I wish that something good was on tonight.

 

[Sauron]

Granted, but your TV blows up.

I wish Alakazam was the most famous pokemon, and not Pikachu.

 

[Him]

Granted, but then the world is eaten by a giant washing machine named Jenny.



I wish that i didn't have insomnia.

 

[Sauron]

Granted, but you sleep to much and miss everything and anything.

I wish for World Peace.

 

[Gligar_Man]

granted... everyone is happy, boring, and the us economy fails

i wish the letter e on my keyboard came back,

edit: dai sig!

 

[uberjedimaster]

Granted, but then everyone is too nice and you hate it. There is no more definition of pleasure.

I wish people thought animals and plants were equal to humans.

 

[Gligar_Man]

granted, everyone eats dirt for eterntiy...

i wish cows were blue

 

[uberjedimaster]

Granted. That is a corruption in itself. Lol.

I wish Gligar_Man would let me win against his lvl. 34.

 

[Cerebrate]

Your wish is granted, but you gain just enough experience to be one point away from advancing a level.

I wish that annoying sound clip that plays on this board would go away.

 

[Sauron]

Granted, but then a hideous picture keeps on popping up.

I wish there was a game with E-102 Gamma (From Sonic Adventure) as the main character.

 

[jet]

Wish granted but you don't like it.

I wish i had 100 wishes

 

[Sauron]

Granted, but you can only wish for pencils.

I wish I had invincibillity

 

[jet]

Wish granted, but God doesn't like it and kills you

 

[choknater]

Jet hath no wish, so it is not granted.

I wish I could meet Calypso from the Twisted Metal games, so he could corrupt my wish.

 

[Gligar_Man]

granted but his hot air balloon explodes just as you enter...

i wish i was a ******

 

[Shy Guy]

Granted, but offensive people would make of you so much, you would be driven into depression, which would result in you becoming a goth, and eventually sacrifice humans, resulting in your arrest by an overweight cop, who sends you to court, where the judge sentances you to 16 days in prison.

I wish I was a potato with wings and a saxaphone.

 

[jet]

Wish granted but now your a freak and ppl start to hunt you down.

I wish I could find the remote.

 

[Gligar_Man]

granted, its in space

i wish i had an extra arm

 

[Shy Guy]

Granted, but your center of gravity would be so out of proportion you would fall down and you would be forced a life on the streets(literally), your only nourishment would be leftover scraps on the ground. No one would ever help you up.

I wish I had a bucket of gasoline so that I could burn stuff...

 

[Gligar_Man]

your wish is granted, just dont splash it on anybody... that is ironically how my friend justin died... except it was a cup ;_;

i wish that never happenned to him

 

[CORY]

wish granted, but in order to keep the balance of life and death in the universe even you'll have to die.

i wish i could see without contacts/glasses

 

[Gligar_Man]

granted, your a grasshopper, you see with your knees

i wish my friend mike wasnt sad,

 

[CORY]

granted, but now you're the one who has to pander to his each and every (and i mean every) whim and want.

i wish people loved me. (wtf? only thing to pop into my head)

 

[Lightsaberboy]

granted. now wherever you go you will be chased by tons of girls who love you. run while you can.

i wish for world peace with people in the world and can talk.

 

[Gligar_Man]

ummm... granted, now every major economy fails and everyone is happy but diseased and starving

i wish my computer was faster, :[

 

[CORY]

granted, but now the world is filled with babbling tree hugging hippies, hope you're happy...

on that note... i wish the world was filled with babbling tree hugging hippies

-EDIT-
blarg! ****, you gligar!

granted, but now your fast computer is a magnet for all sorts of random pop up ads.

my wish remains the same...