Wish Corruptor

[Gligar_Man]

granted, but she doesnt like you & youll never get laid again

i wish his ex would have a threesome with me and kat

 

[Him]

Granted, but his ex is Anna Nicole Smith (AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!)




I wish i had a girlfriend.

 

[Lightsaberboy]

done, but she's lesbian, so she's not interested in you and you guys break up.

i wish for a new car.

 

[choknater]

Your wish is granted, but you are taken back in time to the early 20th century, and the only cheap car is the Model T. And everyone has it. After you buy it, you are taken back to the present time and everyone makes fun of you, enough to make you scream and annihilate the world.

I wish I got less spam e-mail.

 

[Shy Guy]

Your wish is granted, but the E Mails you do get are littered with viruses. Have a nice day.

I wish I had about 600 more gil than I already have.

 

[Big Andy]

Your wish is granted, but you will lose your e-mail

I wish i had ice cream.

 

[Phillip Chanter]

Shy guy: Wish granted, but you lose 600 times

Big andy: Wish granted, but it's made of mud and worms

I wish I had some prismacolor pencils...

 

[Lightsaberboy]

granted...but it's green bean ice cream!!!!

i wish for a turkey sandwich now, with tomatoes, lettuce, and mayo.l

 

[Big Andy]

your wish is granted, but the turkey is dry!!!

I wish the simpsons were allways on

 

[Shy Guy]

Granted, but the turkey is still alive, and it is a biologically altered turkey with fusion cannons mounted to it's shoulders. It also tastes like cabbage.

Man do I ever wish I had an assassin to brutally murder my principal. Bweeheehee.

 

[Lightsaberboy]

granted, but it's only season 1!!!

i wish that george lucas would make episode 3 better than the other 2 prequels, one with a good story and with decent acting and dialouge.

 

[Shy Guy]

Granted, but it stars Jar Jar Binks.

I wish XBox would come out with something worth buying besides Halo.

 

[cloud719]

Granted, but then the X-Box system fails... oh wait it already has!

I wish that people would realize that x-box is much worst than PS and Nintendo

 

[Phillip Chanter]

Granted, but the people are delusional and the PS2 and GCN suck harder than the X-box

I wish I knew how to set the clock on a VCR...

 

[quicky]

Wish granted but that seems so fanboyish.


I wish that people weren't so fanboyish

 

[Him]

Granted, but then the toasters nuke all the washing machines and everyone dies, except for Harry Callahan.


I wish my pants were on fire.

 

[Big Andy]

Your wish is granted, but you have leather geans on

I wish i had a plunger

 

[flash]

your wish is granted, but the stick part is stuck up your @$$.

i wish i could teleport

 

[Lightsaberboy]

granted, but it's dirty and germ-covered!

i wish star fox 2 will be a good game.

 

[Gligar_Man]

granted but now you can never get it

i wish i had big andy's plunger, :*

 

[Lightsaberboy]

granted, but now he's bawling like a baby for you taking it.

i wish i could have star fox 2

 

[Kit Fox]

Wish Granted! But now game disk is scratched up.

I wish I have the Golden Gun...

 

[quicky]

Wish granted but some took the golden gun and shot you.


I wish for a Coca-Cola

 

[Lightsaberboy]

granted, but it's flat.

i wish that the roomate i will have when i move into the dorms this fall will be a nice guy.

 

[Gligar_Man]

granted, but hes gay and wants you (if male) if female, hes gay but wants you, o_O

i wish i didnt eat those corndogs

 

[Bedi Vegeta]

granted, but you can't eat anything else either.

I wish I could walk through walls.

 

[Lightsaberboy]

granted, but you lose control of your phasing ability and fall down all the way to the center of the earth.

i wish for you to be happier than you already are.

 

[Jestek]

granted, but I promised to kill whoever wishes to make me happier


I wish I was Spike Spiegel.

 

[Him]

Granted, but you die in 1998, HAHA!



I wish that I had money, any amount of money....can i steal from you?

 

[Sauron]

Granted, but you get the Death Sentence for stealing.

I wish I had the best computer that will ever be created.

 

[shishkabob]

Granted, but another one came out in a month.

I wish that poop didn't smell.

 

[Cerebrate]

Your wish is granted, but now urine is so acidic that it destroys our urinary tracts and makes every man in the world sterile. Way to go, jackäss.

I wish for a twelve-inch pianist. PIANIST!

 

[Him]

Granted, but it's his johnson that's 12 feet, he is 6'1



I wish that my comp didnt suck like a french *****.

 

[Striker]

Granted. Now your computer sucks like a German *****. (No offense intended to any German.)

I wish for world peace.

 

[Him]

Granted, but then the world explodes due to lack of farting.



I wish i wasnt so darned bor-ed right now.

 

[Him]

Grwoops, double post....eat my pants!

 

[Slayer Link]

Wish granted but you get a warning for the double post spam.

I wish those stupid pop-ups dissappeared at smashboards...

 

[Big Andy]

wish greanted, but everyware else the letter e triggers a pop up

i wish smash boards didnt fail all the time...

 

[Sauron]

Granted, but there are more Pop-Ups at other site you visit.

I wish I ruled the Earth.

 

[Big Andy]

wish granted but your harum is full of gays

i wish the earth was destroyed...