Wish Corruptor

[Big Andy]

granted but everyones in them

i wish my teeth were gold

 

[Him]

Granted, but you "lil' Big Andy" is completly platinum and therefor very heavy.




I wish I could find my pants (i lost them again!)

 

[Big Andy]

granted but they are on fire from all the lieing.

i wish people did not lie

 

[shishkabob]

Granted, but now you know secrets that you wouldn't want to know.

I wish that poop were sacred.

 

[Cerebrate]

Your wish is granted, but now everyone is so honest that all friendships are destroyed and World War III results because President Bush made fun of that Russian guy's weight.

I wish my old watchband was fixed.

 

[Sauron]

Granted, but your watch breaks.

I wish I had all the gold and silver in the world.

 

[shishkabob]

Granted, but then it gets stolen.

I wish that poop were actually gold in disguise.

 

[Phillip Chanter]

Granted! But the smell of it drives the price of gold down... way down that is

*witches voice* I wish I had those ruby slippers EEE heee heee hee heeeeee!!!

 

[Sauron]

Granted, but they'll be in a tub of water.

I wish that I, as Sauron, had the One Ring.

 

[Lightsaberboy]

granted, but gollum takes it

i wish my shirt was clean

 

[Sauron]

Granted, but it's ripped in half.

I wish I had some French Fries right now.

 

[Ocarina]

Granted, but now they're banned from the U.S. or whatever country you're in.

I wish that I could have skills with a sword.

 

[Sauron]

Granted, but your hands fall off.

I wish I had the most exspensive car ever made.

 

[Wyld]

granted but it is compact and made for clowns

I wish I was the GR347357 L337 M4573R of all time!

 

[Sauron]

Granted, but no one will ever understand you anymore.

I wish i knew all languages.

 

[Wyld]

Granted but you are otherwise dumb as a rock

I wish there was a button to make the world and everyone except me or the people touching me stop

 

[Sauron]

Granted, but it will randomly transform you into a stop sign.

I wish I could change my atomic structure, like Apocalypse can.

 

[shishkabob]

Granted, but it gets broken and you get really lonely.

*Cinderella in Into the Woods* I wish to go to the festival!

 

[Wyld]

Granted but when you do you only enlarge into a giant stop sign

I wish i could multiply in money i own

 

[Lightsaberboy]

granted, but it's the wrong festival

i wish for my car to start up better

 

[Sauron]

Granted, but you don't own any money.

I wish I knew what the meaning of life is.

 

[Wyld]

Granted but when you find out the horrifying meaning you end up locking yourself in a 4 by 4 steel box until you die

I wish i had a 4 by 4 steel box

 

[Sauron]

Granted, but you accidently lock yourself in it.

I wish I knew the time, all the time.

 

[Wyld]

Granted but all you see now are the digits of the time

I wish Someone knew if Sonic and Tails really do exist in SSBM

 

[Sauron]

Granted, but he won't tell you.

I wish I knew what 1+1 is.

 

[Wyld]

granted but that is the only number you know how to say

I wish I could buy items in RPG

 

[Lightsaberboy]

granted. but they're sucky ones.

i wish my car windows would work.

 

[Sauron]

Granted, but you loose your keys.

I wish I had Nintendo's next system.

 

[Wyld]

Granted but some skater punks throw rocks at them seconds after they start to work and shatter them.

I wish life was easy for me

 

[Lightsaberboy]

granted, now you die. how easy is that?

i wish i had my keys

 

[Wyld]

Granted but your keys are implanted into your arm

I wish i could get sonic and tails in ssbm

 

[shishkabob]

Granted, but they suck.

I wish that poop was king of Narnia

 

[Mr.E]

Wish granted, but then you have to become its queen.

I wish my mom didn't snore.

 

[Dark Tim]

your wish is granted, but now your father snores

I wish that I had the best chair in the world

 

[Lightsaberboy]

granted, but it breaks! AHAHAHAHA

i wish for a working lava lamp

 

[Gligar_Man]

granted, but you cant sit in it

i wish i could sit in that chair

 

[Lightsaberboy]

granted, but it breaks! AHAHAHAH

i wish something good was on tv right now, and that my tv is working.

 

[CORY]

granted, but it turns out that there are hundreds and hundreds of tiny pricking needles in the cushions.

i still wish i had a babbling tree hugging hippy (i never saw anyone corrupt this...)

 

[Gligar_Man]

im all yours baby, :*

i wish i wasnt his anymore,

 

[Lightsaberboy]

wish granted. now you're mine!!!

i wish for this wish to be uncorruptable.