Wish Corruptor

[shishkabob]

Granted, but the FBI thinks you have a disease and traps you in an underground laser cell.

I wish that I could beat choknater.

 

[CORY]

granted, but now everyone else can beat you.

i wish mew was all powerful, even at level one.

 

[shishkabob]

Granted, but now mew is so powerful he requires 100000 gil to heal.

I wish that I had a child.

 

[CORY]

granted, but now mew eats your child to heal instead of wasting all that gil.

i wish i had a ryo oki (the cat/rabbit thing from the tenchi series.)

 

[shishkabob]

Granted, but it kills you.

I wish that I had three headed dogs.

 

[Sauron]

Granted, but intstead of dogs with three heads, you get three dogs, each with one head.

I wish italic was more italic.

 

[shishkabob]

Granted, but now bold is not bold.

I wish tacos taseted good everywhere.

 

[Sauron]

Granted, but "Everywhere" doesn't have any.

I wish I could run at supersonic spped.

 

[shishkabob]

Granted, but you crash into a wall and die.

I wish I knew what to wish.

 

[Sauron]

Granted, but your computer gets stolen.

I wish that teal was tealer.

 

[shishkabob]

Granted, but red looks less red

I wish purple did not mean gay.

 

[Phillip Chanter]

Granted! But Tinkywinky becomes Blue

I wish that I had a nice teddy bear...

 

[Sauron]

Granted, but it has a dead rat in it.

I wish I knew where Planet "X" is.

 

[tissue]

You find it, but it suddenly gets sucked into a black hole.

 

[shishkabob]

Granted, but you didn't wish anything.

i wish for a gf.

 

[CORY]

granted, but she turns out to just be a crossdressing man.

i wish i had uber strength.

 

[Phillip Chanter]

Granted! But your intellegence deminishes

I wish I had a sword...

 

[Sauron]

Granted, but it's plastic.

I wish I knew if there was life after death.

 

[shishkabob]

Granted, but you die to find out there is no life afte rdeath.

I wish poop and pee and diarrhea didn't smell so bad.

 

[Lightsaberboy]

granted. now you have no nose.

i wish i was as powerful as gligar_man

 

[shishkabob]

Granted, but you get banned.

I wish I was Gid.

 

[Sauron]

Granted, but your have to re-create the RPG from scratch.

I wish I no one hated E-102 Gamma.

 

[Slayer Link]

Wish granted but now YOU hate it.

I wish I had moneytree...

 

[Slayer Link]

EDIT: Sorry about the double post. I accidentaly klicked the post reply button twice. It won't happen again, MK.

 

[Sauron]

Granted, but a hurricane came and blew it away.

I wish that I had $45.67.

 

[jet]

wish granted but it's fake money

i wish i was a millionaire

 

[Sauron]

Granted, you were a millionaire, but now you're poor.

I wish :D was colored orange.

 

[jet]

Wish granted, but orange is an ugly color, boo OSU

I wish i could get wavedashing down.

 

[shishkabob]

Granted, but now everyone calls you carrot stick.

I wish I was a girl

 

[Sauron]

Granted, but you're 3 years old.

I wish there was a game where Ganon was the main character.

 

[shishkabob]

Granted, it's made by Phillips and on Phillips CDI 2.

I wish that I had a really really hot and good gf and i do not die and nothing bad happens to her or me... or anyone else.

 

[Sauron]

Granted, but that's too much for one wish, so actualy it's not granted.

I wish I could wish to wish wishes to me for wishing wishes while wishing other wishes to wash faster.

 

[shishkabob]

Granted, but noone understands

I wish a country was named after me.

 

[Sauron]

Granted, but all the nations of the world join to destroy it.

I wish for a Google of money.

 

[shishkabob]

Granted, but Google sues you and you become poor.

I wish I had the uberest attack in Smash RPG.

 

[Sauron]

Granted, but you must pay a Google of gill to use it.

I wish I had a Gaggle of geese.

 

[shishkabob]

Granted, but you get gagged.

I wish for power

 

[Kit Fox]

Wish Granted! But you are now a Power Ranger.

I wish I have X-ray vision...

 

[shishkabob]

Granted, but everyone gets old and you see ugly things

I wish for a dog.

 

[Sauron]

Granted, but it's an attack dog and it doesn't like you.

I wish I was Emperor Palpatine.